Aschazel

645 pts ยท August 11, 2014


Last sentence made this.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Here's a thought: Let's make political careers into unpaid public service positions.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Drew's reaction.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Normally I would not condone this sort of thing...but hell, it's the holidays. Have a point.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Am I the only one who sees a giraffe head doing all of this?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A bit late on the reply here, sorry, but yeah. I was thinking of debit, which is all I use. Debt - fuck that noise.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

W-....wha...WHY!?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for the most honest thing on the Internet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw this coming. Not sure if I should upvote or downvote. Actually...no. YOU GET NOTHING.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have to wait for your girlfriend's parents to be gone to have sex, you may want to reevaluate your girlfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understand how serious smashing your head off of something is...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know the video you're talking about...and that's because people were getting run the fuck over and the driver kept going that 1mph anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

...just not restaurants. And other hurry-the-fuck-up places. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To be fair, non-Americans, what people are saying here is not entirely true. A lot of places do require you to use your pin #... 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

holy shit. Number sign (#), called pound, used as lbs. (pounds)....motherfucker, you just blew my mind.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I can hardly bear how perfect my nails look." -Bear, probably.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But what were they high on?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean papist and sorry?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

off your clip*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dat Novocaine smile was pretty pimp, doe

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Needs more upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1, read it in Roman's voice.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or they did and she shat on the opportunity. The word isn't always happiness and sunshine. J/s.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unsure if your "about" means "around," or "almost." +1 for language ambiguity.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...knickers in a twist on both sides of the issue. But they're both right. And both wrong. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Part of the problem is that we call a legal union a "marriage," when a "marriage" is a religious ritual. Hence, people get their 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This should have way more points.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I blame Spode.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0