Daft
MRW my Human gives really good head and chin scratches, so I go to give him an obligatory thank-you bath, but his hair is too damn long.
Ominous Messages in Sonic Adventure 2
Usersub VS Javert
MRW I realize "Cleveland Browns" is a football team.
MFW I have a lapse in judgement and pick up a 400°F pizza pan with my fingertips.*
When you're on a first page post and someone posts a link to an underrated post which is way better.
MRW I try to set up a V:TM scene and the players have a meltdown the night before, and by morning all hate each other.