WillyMac
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I have four sisters. Me and three of my sisters are married. Bridget is not. My parents decided it would be awkward to have a Christmas card with just one daughter in it, so they cut Bridget out of their Christmas card (the married siblings all do their own. except me. I'm lazy)
So Bridget decided to send her own Christmas cards. This is the first one, from 2010.
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ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Good job Manny Quinn .. you man whore! +1
ReallyCrazyIvan
Sadness, bargaining, denial, anger, acceptance...
ashes12
I think i love your sister
JDonuts
So let me get this straight...Because your sister isn't married it's such a disgrace to your family that she is cut from Christmas cards?wtf
allofthebooks
As a straight female in a long term relationship, I may be in love with your sister
NurseAlex
I have thought of doing this with me and my cats. Lonely lady Christmas.
punypunk
Bridget is awesome!
VileTheVandal
id totally date bridget.
20sidedhero
Aw, she seems nice.
kantackistan
Hahaha the second to last one got me. Kudos for a good sense of humor!
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
This is the picture I'm using for my Xmas card. I walked in and found my brothers passed out drunk before last years deployment. Link below↓
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Because it's NSFW and NSFL. Every time they get drunk, someone gets naked.
jediprincess
she doesn't seem bitter at all
Dyayo
Does she have a diary?
Stunfiskisundoubtedlybetterthanyou
needs more than 3 points
sharpiemay
Is it really your sister or did you just grab this from buzz feed...?
afrowe
Buzzfeed probably stole it from him. I mean it's buzzfeed.
PinkieBMcfufferton
TIL: This woman is my spirit animal.
Flomosho
At least you have a sister this cool.
m15p02h
Amazing, +1 for your awesome sister
CleverUsernameThatAppliesToTheAboveImage
So reddit is pulling from buzzfeed now? I thought it was supposed to be the other way around?
CleverUsernameThatAppliesToTheAboveImage
Source http://www.buzzfeed.com/johnc4197e36ba/my-sister-in-laws-lonely-christmas-cards-16imt
Infrablue
Is he nicknamed "Manny" per chance?
redgreengirl
Manny Quin?
knockoutn336
George "Manny" Glass
ImPunningWithImPunity
With a name like Bridget you'd expect her to be able to cry me a river, bridge it, and get over it.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Your parents are monsters, just sayin'
Rumpsonumpso
Yes. If I would be her, I wouldn't talk to the parents anymore.
DoctorJungyBrongen
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
TangoHotel
I got the same vibe..
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
My kind of girl if I were straight :P
Lemesplain
It's because of the Budweiser, isn't it. Serial killers are never into craft brews.
klaraldur
Yeah, that pack of Cheerios never saw it coming!
freedomvillagehookups
Who cares? She's got a kayak and PBR(me thinks its PBR).
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Cans are PBR, kayak appears to be floating in Budwieser.
SquidRad
She'll never find a good man if she keeps drinking Old Milwaukee
isuckatnames
I hope Cap'n Crunch is okay!
TacoRocket
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/yesjacknicholson.gif
coldxtreme9
I know, I'm so turned on right now
IluminaSonka
I sense animosity here...
gegh
Your parents are horrible human beings. I think your sisters cards should be way more offensive. Like showing her pussy-offensive.
Trox3l
I uh... am not sure I understand where you are coming from but appreciate you sharing your opinion.
gegh
I want the sister to shame the parents as much as possible.
JustinTheHuman
Gooood. Harness the power of passive aggression...
dsurik
Use it to passively rule the world!!!!!
keyblader1985
Oh no, I don't need you to hand over your nukes or anything, China. Just do whatever you're doing; I'll be fine.
dsurik
RULE THE WORLD WITH A MARSHMALLOW FIST!!!!!
zsteinberg
Your parents are assholes.
Degbis
George you tell your fatharh
Degbis
"Layaway" - George
MotherOfFlagons
Total assholes.
helpusdrzaius
I upvoted but then I felt bad so I took it back.
jkgator
If she's alone, who's taking the pictures?
dragynstorm
Didn't you see the 2012 picture? She can clearly split her self into multiple people.
dragynstorm
Didn't you see the 2012 picture? She can clearly split her self into multiple people.
leafygreens
The calls are coming from inside the house!
TheGhostlyBallsofAbrahamLincoln
Ya know, cameras do have timers now a days.
CallTurbo
Ever heard of a timer?
IrishGangBang
Cameras do have timers. They are pretty awesome.
ChaosLierLen637
Her ugly dude friend.
diditforbananas
The other Bridgets. 5spooky7me.
gooseduckbutt
She's figuratively alone. Doesn't mean she has no friends. :p
Erilis
Illuminati confirmed
barretsocia
Tripod + timer...?
pisswasser
spooky
bwchronos
I imagine a photographer she can afford with all her disposable income.
g011um
Selfie stick. Let's just hope she isn't beaten with it.
ChaosLierLen637
Never have I ever before come back from 3 pictures away to upvote a comment, but I'll be damned if you didn't deserve it.
TuukkaRascal
The tripod.
MantisTobagganMD
Mini-me?
LangdonAlger
That was my nickname in college... ⁽ᴵ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃʳʳʸ ᵃʳᵒᵘᶰᵈ ᵃ ᵗʳᶦᵖᵒᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗᵃᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉˢ⁾⋅
Thewarriorprincess
Hi ;)
jkgator
What kind of a name is 'tripod' for a person?
blitherypoop
Dsharppe
Dooood
Well, it's more a nickname, actually. Y'know how those stick to ya.
ABunchOfBabyDucks
;D
porchside
That's THE Tripod to you, thank you very much.
TuukkaRascal
A person with a cane
blackletum
ho ho
boxhead234
Are you sure it's a cane? ;)
cheebody
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
iliketopostrandomgifs
So she IS single. :)
BANANAFLAKE
Pump your brakes kid. She's pretty and still single. Probably very, very crazy.
darwynstheory
Feminism seems like a hoot.
shredgnar69
What does this have to do with Feminism?
darwynstheory
It was a joke. A bad joke. A negative-nineteen internet points and falling bad joke. Now my GF hates me & Mom won't return my calls.
shredgnar69
Dog died in the barn too?
ItsCaptain0bvious
iliketopostrandomgifs
Perfect gif is perfect
beastor
Never stick your dick in crazy bro, unless its OAG then it is acceptable.
Rhase
Nah, pretty sure she's taken by a beautiful man named Jack Daniels.
JHansi
That beautiful, beautiful man...
outrecord
We should all be so lucky.
luposlipaphobia
I'm the only one of my parents five daughters that single too. I want to date her. We'd be perfect.
Stadix
0utbr3aK
Single all the way
purplepotatoes
no. you can clearly see she has a boyfriend in the last picture. Step off man.
LukeIsAGoodDog
Step off, Man...nequin!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
He looks like a dummy.
TOASTEngineer
Seems a little stiff.
Zer0th
And it looks like he has no arms, could be easy to beat him.
Anononononon
He is actually handcuffed as she is the notorious black widow killer and that was taken shortly before she drowned him.
Zer0th
Oh boy, this gets easier and easier...
lolrihi
But that's why we got to lookout more for him.
Escueleto
Photoshop yourself into her christmas cards. No more forever alone.
AllTheFunnyOnesAreGone
Alright Michael Scott!
DeathB4DNF
I'm now expecting Javert in these now.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
You rang?
LemonFanta
This is right where I'm at.
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Should we expect delivery?
LemonFanta
I don't know what you mean.
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
you implied that you want to photoshop yourself into her cards. was wondering if you would do it and post it but instead i got disappoint.
ALocalBoy
Its not delivery
LemonFanta
It's digiorno.
Frankie91
I'd be pissed if my family cut me out of their Christmas card.
TheBreaux
But ... No having to sit for damn pictures!
Frankie91
That's literally what she did instead haha.
appaismyspiritanimal
My parents cut my sister out when she got married. So she sends her own & I'm still included. My sister is still in the letter, though.
sheezyOG
And yet my sister is still organizing family pictures every holiday even though she's married with kids.. hmmm
xavierjmole
I asked my parents to stop putting me in when I moved out, and they did. I did NOT ask them to replace me with the dog, but they did.
frostymm
That's just rude, we once included our neighbor's dog in our Christmas card because she happened to be there when we were taking the photo.
RosiesRed
Right? This is the kind of stuff that causes therapy.
Ingenieur88
Yeah wtf gives man
Rumpsonumpso
Absolutly.
mialynneb
When my FIL got married and had kids with the new wife, the three original kids got cut out of the Christmas cards. Good times!
quietlysinister
Whaaat!
mialynneb
Yep. Husband didn't care - he's older. The other two were still teenagers. Such fuckery.
leapinlizards
Ouch
Oooldfart
MOAR fucking drama. SHEESH!
StuckInBetweeen
That's just fucked up... I would have started a new family tradition with just the siblings and neither parent being involved. Horrible /1
StuckInBetweeen
parenting. And yes offense, I'm sorry but that's just horrible.
almicak
My friend's ex recently got married. He didn't include ANY of his 5 kids in the wedding - after telling them that they'd be part of it.
pappycat
The parents cut ALL the kids out. The married ones do their own. Probably thought it'd be more embarrassing for her to be the only one.
GazimonX
Or they could have done what families ought to do and communicate. i.e. ASK her if she wanted to be included.
pappycat
Meh, maybe they decided their adult children should be doing their own thing. I wasn't in my parents cards when I was a single adult.
StuckInBetweeen
Honestly I think she picked the best way to handle it. Passive aggression for the win, avoid them on Christmas - send my own cards.
shittymalone
better than me, i'd just smile politely until my parents died, have them buried in a ditch, and burn everything i don't inherit
Waaahmbulance
That's just hilarious
StuckInBetweeen
Ah but that's no revenge, I would rather they feel something for me and know that they're hurting me... while pretending I don't care.
TheFriendlyPineapple
I just love that someone else is just as vindictive as I am. Yay passive aggressive victory!
shittymalone
the best part is my sister will be getting almost everything so it's also revenge against her. the complexity of my plan is immense.
slurmlover
I'd date her.
Spune
You couldn't handle Bridget.
clutchthepearls
Word.
nkaplan89
#teambridget
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
You, me, the rest of the male population (assuming you're a dude), and a few lesbians.
playingshortstop
I'd date a rock
Seven7greens
http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/126540-I-Got-A-Rock.gif
corganscats
It's a Rock Fact!
27yoUGLYvirgin
I can relate.
hippopoopamoose
If it had a vagina.
Asrodrig
eh, if she looks like that and is perma-single, then she probably has issues
radishearrings
wow, judgmental much?
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Or she is fine with being single?
DC1123
most people are single at some point in time. Do you only date people who are dating? Ohh didn't think about that one did you?
27yoUGLYvirgin
And you didn't read 'perma' single, did you?
DC1123
what?
WildBillsUsedCoffinEmporium
Actually a valid point, so much hate towards you.
SocietyOfSensation
Maybe because its a kick in the teeth for all the perma-singles here?
WildBillsUsedCoffinEmporium
Good, they need it. If you're bothered by something in your life, correct it.
SocietyOfSensation
But you just validated a comment saying they have issues and are probably not fit to be in a relationship?
tooindecisiveforausername
Yes or she doesn't want to settle and the right person hasn't come along quite yet. Yeesh
Aschazel
Or they did and she shat on the opportunity. The word isn't always happiness and sunshine. J/s.
tooindecisiveforausername
Hah trust me, I know. I was just saying we shouldn't assume she has "issues"
GaneshaTheElephantGod
Nobody has made it to a whole year with her...what makes you think, that you're the special snowflake.
slurmlover
a year is a long time.
StuckInBetweeen
He never said she'd agree, all he said was that he'd date her. You're a bundle of joy aren't ya?
abcdefghijkELEMENOHPEE
sushicid3
nothing a tranquilizer dart can't fix
ExplainsJokeTherebyRenderingJokeInert
I'd date her a full day before Christmas. WHAT SAY YOU NOW? I AM THE MOST SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.
GaneshaTheElephantGod
a fantastic strategy :)
amishcannoli
Because I can point out your terrible, comma placement.
GaneshaTheElephantGod
i was pretty drunk. and i mix up my commas due to being a german speaking guy... we place them about everywhere
Aschazel
Unsure if your "about" means "around," or "almost." +1 for language ambiguity.
devekokc
I played through all of the new Assassins Creed, I doubt this girl would be trouble for me.
zavalava
On pc or console
DarkVadek
BOTH O.O
ClapClapClapClapClapClap
Wait this is a different person wat
zavalava
You are worthy