AlterSack

204849 pts · November 20, 2011


At last, I'm home. Now I know, I'm not the only loony (in a positive way - look at the world, it's made by "normal" people!)

You can never know for sure beforehand, but there’s a good chance he’ll shoot you.

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Oh, no – who could have seen THAT coming? I mean, apart from anyone who’s spent even a minute thinking about it.

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Nazis doing Nazi stuff … it's not really surprising, you know.

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If you've voted for Trump 2024 you don't look like an Idiot. *You are one.*

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He's about to die, only the timing is uncertain. I’ll be very generous and count that as a good point. The number of good points DT has is now: 1.

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wish you the best of luck and good health with HRT. And, er, congratulations, I suppose?

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#1 – No life insurance for old men?

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

„Unser Volk braucht Raum“ – Bibi, the greatest Leader of all time.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Food storage? Looks like a tractor to me.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I only ever fill up for a fiver anyway /s

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Tremendous Trump Slump.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mabe /serious?

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me the whole time reading it (repeatedly):

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nevermind. Happens occasionally to all of us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then it's your sister (which doesn't stop everyone).

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The size wasn’t actually necessary, but it was preferred by the test subjects. A ribbed version was ruled out because it would have been too costly to produce.

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"…more psi."

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically correct, the best version of correct. Where do I sign?

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Nice – her belt has its own belt.

1 week ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

#trump { margin-top:-6ft }

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The only problem with this film is that it has been misinterpreted (by you-know-who) as a set of practical guidelines.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They had a got run.

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I think I would have laughed out loud at the cow's ass …

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rising oil prices caused by the war directly fuel the russian war machine.

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How is this even a question?

2 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

At this point, we must ask ourselves whether religion and common sense are mutually exclusive.

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