AlmostCertainlyNotPickles

506671 pts · January 23, 2013


Hi, I'm pretty much maybe Pickles. Check out my account on Wattpad and give my stories a read! My debut novel Natural Magic is in late stages of development, and I love getting feedback. https://www.wattpad.com/user/ACNP000 Some are cross posted on Royal Road if that's more your speed. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/311819/fictions Send me a DM if you're interested in joining the Advanced Reader Copy team for Natural Magic and would like a digital copy of your own!

Horny. Misogynistic. Randomly sad about (pointless) things. Horny again. Philosophic. Worried about money. Worried about car. Worried about job. Horny again. Contemplatively hungry (hungry but with no intention to fix it).

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually reading the work I wrote has been the hardest part for me. I feel like it's never good enough, but only after the fact, and no matter how many drafts I write.
I also went self publishing, because agents are so inundated with submissions and they're looking for award winners with an established/easily built audience.
Good luck, fellow writer 🫡

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great job op. Make it exist first, then you can make it better.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck trump. Fuck james mike johnson.

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He's gotta build up to it. It's scary.

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I've been reading the book, and Pennywise is only ever kind to Georgie. Everyone else he approaches dressed like their worst nightmare. I don't get it

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah op

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Kings protests set for the 28th, this Saturday.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 the twist is that the second guard is the liar and he's allowed to build a narrative around the engagement

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the videos of people trying hard not to react to his sudden smells, people alleging to be nurses saying C Diff (a very aggressive and resistant and infectious bacterial infection) smells as bad as that

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been seeing some speculation that it's C Diff

6 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

In a vacuum? Absolutely not.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

similarly, their conversation about "growing up different" (totally about him being a cyborg and not about him being black /s)

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After y'all have been through so much, and he was there with you the whole time...

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah... Pourin' one out for Mr. HappyGuy, Missingno, and Coffeh, my buddies on Steam.

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is just a burger to me

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Publishers assign organizational tags by genre when they publish a book. Those are often set by the author and or agent.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like this Talerico guy

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh and African-American author Phyllis Wheatley

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#30 mine was potassium, and I also had to write a presentation on the state of Louisiana, the writer Theodore Giesel, and the poet William Blake.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It still is. This is just one of the book cases.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They swayed in her favor, but the owners of the company didn't go to jail for social murder, she still has to pay financially and psychically for the death of her child, she probably no longer works for that company if she has a job at all, and the company got to set the life of a child at $22.5 million. I've seen capital projects for more than that. Slap on the wrist for them, and she's never going to be fully recompensed.

1 week ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you think so! He has a mute gnome and a shy orc for friends

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you buy, read, and enjoy a copy, my reader base would increase by 1 ;)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DCC was further up in the alphabet and also on its own stand near the entrance (Matt has both the reader base and agent to take advantage of the popularity)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The person I spoke to to get these stocked was really nice, and she seemed knowledgeable about what the customers wanted. I'm sorry yours is so poorly managed :c

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0