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BallSoupHumidity
#12 *brake
fartharder
#22 time is the enemy
Gruesslibaer
#32 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2FpanV2cGtkOTVkaTY0eGJtNGJwMHQ5bjhvOXRjNzlyejQ3aG1qZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14rfBl2RMAHtCM/200w.webp
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#26 "And I-I-I-I-I will alwaaaaays Goooooon."
Lazarillo
Movabletiger
Oh thank god, a vodka dump! I was worried this website was out of content.
DarthInsomnias
Thanks Bottom!
obarey
I'd kill the 2700 billionaires even it wouldn't save anyone.
PotatOSLament
#18
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
SecurityBadger
#26 I can't goon. / I'll goon.
zqwzzle
#9 I put the train in reverse and take the square root of a negative number and kill in a whole additional dimension.
CaptainYesterday
#1
pravetz
I can hear the teriyaki boyz
Raileks
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
#4
gtferrari
graehall
little bit of crossover trolley problem oc
ROBOTvsMAN
#1 the switch points are already drawn to chose for the engine. Time to put that cowcatcher to work!
ThailandExpress
3Davideo
pravetz
It’s like Kant meets Von Neumann
AtmaDarkwolf
Didn't the joker try something like this with .. barges or something and lots of boombooms and each group had the detonator for the other groups boombooms?
3Davideo
Yes, both are variants on the so-called Prisoner's Dilemma. The one I posted specifically connects it to the Trolley Problem, however.
r0b0tc0rpse
#31 Average horse has .7 Horsepower.
mmmurppp
A horse can produce a maximum of nearly 15 horsepower (HP) in short bursts, though it averages about 1 horsepower (HP) over a full working day. - the term was coined by James Watts!
Mytoothhurty
#30 I mean clearly you're going to switch the track to take out the annoying whining redheaded kid
Raileks
With the Frizz? No way!
andyjp
Trolleys can solve so many problems
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
#16 the twist is that the second guard is the liar and he's allowed to build a narrative around the engagement
hightechpirate
#32 Easy choice
RevengeIsIceCream
Yeah, that isn't a trolley problem. That one has an obvious correct solution.
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
To be honest i've always seen the trolley problem as one of those questions with a generally accepted logical solution, but its how you feel emotionally that matters. Like, most people will think emotionally first and then logically afterwards but some people skip the emotions and go directly to logic. For example: Even people who logically state pulling the lever is the best option would freeze up emotionally and not be able to pull it no matter what they truly believed.
TLoATDaE
#14 exactly where might I score one of these delightful items? Anybody have sauce?
TallynNyntyg
That one looks like it was made by AI.
BottomShelfVodka
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cybergeek
#4 i do believe i would commit a violence
meheezen
One violence please.
BottomShelfVodka
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Lol. You derail and wipe out both securing your Legendary status.
I'm right behind you wiping up the survivors. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHp0dXp4azRxODliNjk2eGxyY2UxZGJnc29zZnc3MHp5NnFkcDdwMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/MuHJcSI9ySLsrNo59Q/200w.webp
BottomShelfVodka
Maybe I can hit 999,999 then have everyone downvote me to oblivion. @fartharder is my idol, ya know.
fartharder
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I would NEVER deny you that. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXBpaGNueDdyZmY0MzhoN3RjaHlpdzVjd2JpbmZoc2UzcW4ycXNseiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/C1Hgm3yGgTrr2/200w.webp
NM156
I feel like I am full up on trolley problem memes. Thank you!
BottomShelfVodka
RevengeIsIceCream
Are you sure?
NM156
Well I am now!
RevengeIsIceCream
You are, are you? ;)
humlyhums
#16 You arrive at a gate with two guards. If you pull the lever, the lying guard will turn into a trolley that is bent on running you over -- but you become unbanned from discord dot gg slash bottomshelfvodka.
Nobody knows what happens when you leave the lever alone, it's never been done before.
BottomShelfVodka
Radix865
humlyhums
Just when you think you've seen everything :)