AliasPR

4474 pts ยท August 23, 2014


If you're reading this, salutations! Also, send dick picks. Odd as it may be, I enjoy staring at dicks. Big, average, small, vascular, smooth, cut, uncut, whatever else there is. Just send one or an entire album of dickpicks you've taken, you have my permission beforehand.

They learned all the right lessons! To do all the merging while there isn't a president that's a fierce wildcard like Roosevelt. Also to weaken all safeguards and do it under a rubber stamp president

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Farting like the air breaks on a semi

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Essentially. Everyone that's not doing some kind of official announcement still calls the "American health insurance stadium" "miller park" even after God knows how long since the name was changed. Doesn't help that the street that feeds into it is straight up called "miller parkway." When a name is so culturally iconic, only posers and official announcement use the other name

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd argue having the tism while farming was even more advantageous. Considering everything that can go wrong while working the soil, having someone who's compelled to be particular about their farming practices would catch disease while it was still early

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But see: the ruling french didn't have an elaborate propaganda network that's been running for 40+ years touting individualism as the way to live!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the septic tank dating market. Most of the normalish people on these apps found themselves a partner and deleted it. So all that's left are the terminally single people, the cheaters, and bots

5 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I refuse to be ragebaited by a low effort clanker. You're objectively wrong and your psyop won't work

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't know about your luxury bone insurance but America's is an absolute joke. It will cover a yearly cleaning, and up to half of any procedure cost. BUT! Only up to a certain amount of money. Anything after that, and it's up to you entirely. It's nothing short of useless unless you can medicaid/Medicare (gov insurance), which is far more generous with dental coverage

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know why restaurants upcharge in online ordering apps? Because the apps double dip and charge the restaurant a 20-30% service fee for the right to be on the delivery apps. And guess to whom they have to transfer that cost to. Worst still, if restaurants aren't in these delivery apps, they're practically invisible. Nothing short of a racket this shit

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Those hands rated E for everyone

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Charlie "his death is a grift" Kirk. Martyr of the worst people you'll have the displeasure of being in the vicinity of

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You would like mullvad. It's pretty no frills experience. You just go in, it gives you a unique identifying number, then you just. Buy how much time you want. 5.99 always, no subscription pricing, no bundles, just get your thing. They don't even gather any information of yours. Just pay with whatever method or currency you want. Hell, you can straight mail them CASH and they'll attribute the time to your account number. Also has been raided 8 times and always came out with no user data stored.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This feels like mustelid propaganda

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an English live dub

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the thing these dumbasses keep forgetting in their fanfiction is one simple fact: The US of A is a LOGISTICS NIGHTMARE. From wildly varying terrain and biomes, large swaths of empty flatland, ridiculous housing spread, cul-de-sacs, whatever the FUCK is going on with Boston's roads. And this is before they find themselves on the business end of multiple guns. Overall: this scare tactic will only serve to show the admin's whole ass as long as people don't believe the botnet

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But Ea Nasir sure did about this shipment of copper

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If ever I become a true hater, I'll stride to be as big as Thanos is towards that one random person

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Follow your heart and give him an industrial bakery. Make it so his cheeks clapping is considered a standing ovation. Sound barrier breaking hams. When he farts, it should trigger earthquake and tsunami alerts on the other side of the world.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But my GOAT still not washed

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We do! Just varies by state, city, municipality. It's more of a suggestion that a certain subset of people that don't understand how a society functions find unsightly. Hence the Karen joke

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I once went to a mini donut shop so often that they already knew I'd order the donuts with regular granulated sugar (which wasn't on the menu). To the point when they moved locations, their new menu had the option for granulated sugar. That's how often I appeared there. It's tragically closed now, which sucks, cause those mini donuts FUCKED

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

From mine understanding: the US presidency is nothing short of untreated bipolar disorder. Because of this, current presidents try to set forth bills that extend further than 4 years to try and get some kind of progress done. Or to hinder the next president. It's also a constant game of whack-a-mole, doing away legislation that the current party finds bad. Republicans also love to use this delayed poison pit to spring on the next dem president, then run the hive mind to demonize Dems.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only set foot in target because their CVS is both the closest one and is consistently stocked with my ADHD meds

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not from lack of trying, mind. It was just too cumbersome to haul away with the tech from back then

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me, a man who's been 12+ years commissioning ever more esoteric art: *sends artist 20 different annotated references for what I want*

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

15 minutes after calling the edibles shit

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#24 eyyyy. Your dog looks like mine. Here's my little idiot child

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0