Alascalamari

764 pts ยท December 22, 2015


True that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking yes, dude!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bartender having to list all of our drafts, I do the same but with budlight and yuengling.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Believe in the greater good but go fuck yourself if you think I should pay more for not having a job that offers healthcare.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For those of us that have been required and taxed to have healthcare it's bullshit. Last year I owed $500 for not having healthcare. I do

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wish I had enough friends to play risk with.

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

May he rest in peace.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's how I feel every time I drink.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fingers crossed. I'm hopeful every day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heard. +1 sir.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For all selfies?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm curious to know what the calendar theme is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try some stouts or some porters. They're so yummy and easily found.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*finders.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Too many damn onions in here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In real life I'd punch you in the arm and tell you to get the fuck out of my face. But this is imgur so have a +1.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you would have asked me 8 years ago if I'd miss this man when he left office, I'd tell you, no. But I really am going to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my pups were this well behaved.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell me about it. I have another pup, a kitty and a guinea pig to decide between.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Congrats on the points. Opiate addiction sucks. But if I didn't have be reminded evey day that my family sucks, that'd be great.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister has been a vegetarian for 10 years now. She breaks out all over when she's accidentally eats something with meat in it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I forwarded this to my mom the first time I saw it. She also loved.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Misread as Satan. Was disappointed when I realized. But still cute.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw his tail looks like a really big coffee bean. I want coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I was interested in reading until I kept having to read the same sentence twice to understand.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I felt sick after watching it.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't be too happy. Kittens shit everywhere. Could you imagine trying to keep up with the shit boxes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0