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This one always hits close to home.
Showmeyourotters
"I've been a loyal customer for 20 years!" Yeah but I work here and I assure you you're wrong.
CydonianCyborg
I used to be a dishwasher at a pub. This brought back painful memories.
SirTimTimOfSealand
I was a server at a restaurant once. It sucked ass. The only fun part was getting bombed with my coworkers every night after work.
cullen0013
Lmao at the "oh, you're cold? Let me go turn the heat up"! I'd always ask if they were more comfortable minutes later. They always were.
copingcabana
"I thought there was no such thing as a stupid question." "That's just something we tell people who can't think for themselves."
CydonianCyborg
#18 that looks EXACTLY like the dish pit at the pub I used to work at. Same pots, pans, and plates too. Bad memories. Bad memories.
sundancekid19
Can relate to the last one. My helper took a two week vacation and now Im stuck with a grumpy old bastard who doesnt speak english. Yay.
Shadowstorm
#3 strikes too close to the truth for comfort
InsanelyUnstable
Never been so attacked for drinking redds. It taste damn good.
blahblahblerm
Loved punching bib's
TheDudeSkywalker
Redds is a legitimate ale
ixPlayDeadxi
* fuck'n rookie numbers!
barackaflockaflame
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TheOneTrueGosh
Tetris taught me some mad skills for dish stacking.
thehighestofways
6 months out of managing a Diner, this is me going to my office job
BadKittyBob
Quality dump!
tentaclefriendly
Worst jobs deal with food or people and both.
LemonCatCakes
Working at a Texas roadhouse this just everyone I showed loved it thanks
HisBabes
I can relate to all of them. Good Dump!
Dvicemuse
Oh god I'm having flashbacks. And just when I had finally convinced myself that I loved being a server when I was young
clutchthepearls
Now you'll have a server nightmare tonight.
Pahqman
#13 and the fact that I was BOH is why I don't give a shit about servers complaints... got time to do that? Then you can't complain
hmmoohahhthatsitimnotgoing
I don't understand the BOH vs FOH thing. At my work we value everyone's complaints equally. Plus you're supposed to be a team!
captainspoonbrain
Ive never actually experienced a BOH vs. FOH feud. Sure they have pissed me off, and Ive surely been a dick during a rush. Its all goodafter
chingchong1
Damn, I like reds apple ale....
mikekearn
I never drank before trying hard ciders, but since I started drinking other beers, they taste too sweet for me. To each his own, though.
Krono562
Fuck other people's opinions Redd's is amazing
Unverified
It's the only beer I actually enjoy
twocatsonebox
Can confirm the best part about working in restaurants is beating the shit out of the soda boxes to "open them"
HockeyGuy1985
The hoses they attach to are always so sticky it's like fuckin' superglue
mikekearn
I'm the only person at work who pops them open and lines up the nozzle in the slot. It just looks so satisfying to get them all perfect.
thor0486
First time I saw that meme. I ALWAYS terminator punch those boxes open and toss them on the rack. God damn diet coke is out again FUUUUU!
JerzeeTomato
The worst part is how deceptively heavy those fuckers are...
timmyisinthewell
Oh God, it's like concrete
Hellstorm99
Worked a casino with 4 self serves and 3 bars all with their own BIB's to keep filled. My form was perfect, had punched thousands of these
BubbaRunski
#1 Yes actually. I'd love a coloring book and some crayons. Judgemental cunt.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Sometimes I ask for the crayons...Before the beer. So what of it!
thor0486
You're always judged by your servers. It's just thought, not said. Also talked about in back.
LunarApocalypse
This is why i hate being around people!
GreenYawgmoth
I am totally going to use #5 on an interview I don't particularly care about.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
What kind of jobs ask thay question? I ja e never been asked something like that.
PasswordIsPumpernickle
Better tell me if it works!
Showmeyourotters
I um.. I once said "I want to work here because I'm a big fan of not starving to death" and got the job..
Oregonian
Practice dancing first, you never fuckin' know if they'll choose that option. If you kill it, you'll land that job with flying colors.
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crazydiamondmlp
I really want to know if the "hired" one would work.
chettlar
But can you do that??
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Well if they have a sense of humour it might help.
GreenYawgmoth
And if they don't, you probably don't want to work there.
Rips4w
#1: People still try to make fun of others for what they like to drink? I thought middle school was only 3 years long.
justthoughtyousholdknow
Think about the mentality of servers.
Nize426
Yuh, my friends and I give each other shit for everything. Cocktails, ales, not drinking, drinking, fat, skinny, bald, you name it.
clutchthepearls
Two years for me, but the transition is harder on some.
NateintheNorth
Same boat as the "whose misery is bigger?" game.
InboxMeYourPuns
People will always judge your choices in order to make themselves feel better. oh you drink x, lol drink y then talk.
NateintheNorth
Beer is gross. I honestly think if you like the taste, it's like the Stockholm Syndrome.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I don't like 90% of it but it's worth trying different types. Amazing how much it varies.
GreenYawgmoth
I assume if you say this you've only ever had PBR. There's so many styles/varieties of beer out there it's nigh impossible to hate them all.
Flyndaran
I despise all alcoholic drinks, rotten grass or grape or really anything fermented. Simple as that. More for you, right?
justthoughtyousholdknow
What if you don't like the flavor of hopps?
WereAssassin
^This. I don't like hopps.
xenburn
it all tastes bitter to me, genetics. My father and brother can drink beer and coffee and eat dark chocolate but my mother and i cannot.
justthoughtyousholdknow
This is why I go for ciders and people say "this beer is different" and yes it might have subtle differences but flavor of hopps is there
NateintheNorth
Only like Guinness in car bombs, don't like Leiney's Honey Weiss or Summer Shandy, don't like Sam Adams, never tried Heineken.
typecbubbling
I agree, those are gross (esp Shandy) There are just so so many beers out there, that I'm sure there are a few you'd like.
NateintheNorth
Bud light and Miller are just gross.
NateintheNorth
Tried an IPA. Blech.
bellaluna
Went to Olive Garden the other day and the guy is just shredding forever until finally I was like "Oh, am I actually supposed to say when?"
bellaluna
I thought it was just a joke on the internet.
SirDistic
He cursed you out in his mind the entire time.
CreamOner
I'm going to need that location. Asking for a friend.
bellaluna
Spanish Fort, AL
clutchthepearls
Literally any Olive Garden.
clutchthepearls
Which is the Olive Garden equivalent of *item isn't scanning* "Must be free then...hyuck hyuck"
bellaluna
I didn't know! I thought it was a joke. I'd never actually eaten at the restaurant before.
mikeatike
Plot twist: he had a guitar
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
My bad on the multiple Hulk Hogan's folks. On mobile plus some Internet issues.
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My bad on the multiple Hulk Hogan's folks. On mobile plus some Internet issues.
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My bad on the multiple Hulk Hogan's folks. On mobile plus some Internet issues.
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Ollietothebush
Nice
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Ollietothebush
Nice
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Ollietothebush
Nice
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
My bad on the multiple Hulk Hogan's folks. On mobile plus some Internet issues.
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Ollietothebush
Nice
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
My bad on the multiple Hulk Hogan's folks. On mobile plus some Internet issues.
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
My bad on the multiple Hulk Hogan's folks. On mobile plus some Internet issues.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
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Ollietothebush
Nice
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Ollietothebush
Nice
dinosarahsaurus
I worked at an "Italian" chain restaurant. Folks would legit say "Go get another block"
Surisuule
Which one?
AntiWormMeasures
I was so fuckin upset, last time I went out to eat they said "tell me when" AND THEY STOPPED BEFORE I SAID WHEN
clutchthepearls
They're saving you from yourself.
dinosarahsaurus
I know I ruined some ppls meals by not stopping bc they didn't say so. I would dumb as much parm as a guest wanted. Helped the tip!
CiderChugginBitch
My sister took the grater and helped herself because the waiter was cute. Of course we'll left a sweet tip cause we played with his toy.
SarahPlsz
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btraqnasty
Laugh all you want but Apple cider has higher alcohol content than beer
SteelFuelCantMeltBeamJets
Yeah but red's isn't cider. It's called "ale" because it's malt liqour which is technically an ale. High fructose and flavoring is all
xStreetlightx
Redds is malt liquor.
emberfish
My alcohol is better than ur alcohol. /thread
Deliveryham
Do you want a kids menu and crayons also? you little bitch
btraqnasty
No I want more alcohol/(Volume*$)
Deliveryham
Well this joke backfired... crashed and burned...
BakinBaconBaked
And it tastes good
prestomatic
That can be true but they pretty much both stay within 5-10% abv range. Would rather have a beer any day.
rshini
I rather have cider, Hops is just way too bitter for me.
btraqnasty
Sometimea you drink for leisure some times you drink to get drunk
toobsjw
Why do people care what other people choose to drink? Drink what you like, no justification needed.
TomSwervo
Because people don't like to self-actualize and also enjoy having a false sense of superiority based on arbitrary social criteria.
btraqnasty
Drinking whiskey is very manly. But drinking something you hate to act "manly" is not at all. .
TomSwervo
NO. IT MUST TASTE LIKE SHIT AND MAKE YOU GO "AHHHh" AFTER YOU SIP. IT IS THE MANLY WAY - braindead dudes talking shit about booze
Oregonian
Vodka/Whiskey/Rum/etc is also higher than beer, why settle for the lesser of the two evils when you can just buck up?
btraqnasty
Cause most places won't serve me 16oz of whiskey
czme
Youre going to the wrong places
Oregonian
http://imgur.com/k3uJ4U4
btraqnasty
I'm a 23 year old man. Holding a baby is likely to get me arrested
clutchthepearls
Because 23 year olds never have children?
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
Youre drinking the wrong beer
btraqnasty
The only high alcohol beers I can find easily are ipa's.
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
Little liquor stores only carry crowd pleasers because the cant risk not selling product. Theres a beer for everyone.....everyone
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
There are plenty of saisons, triples, and belgian quads (my favorite) out there. You need to find a better liquor store, really.
Alascalamari
Try some stouts or some porters. They're so yummy and easily found.
Boriseatsspiders
A large amount of stouts and porters are in the 4% range. Some are higher but IPAs generally have higher ABV. I work in a bar.
typecbubbling
I feel like there's trend towards imperial stouts/porters these days though. We have a 14% ABV porter at my bar, all others are 6+%.
LumpySpaceBrotha
... and?
btraqnasty
And I don't like IPAs. IPAs are the chocolate diamonds of the beer world. No subtly, no originality. Just hops, and hops.
LumpySpaceBrotha
I feel you, but I've had some with incredible citrus flavors and mild bitters, one made with Japanese hops that tasted like lemons and dill
typecbubbling
There's a lot of delicious cider out there, but most is mass produced, shit tier stuff like angry orchard and the like.
SteelFuelCantMeltBeamJets
Sutliff Cider here in Iowa is amazing cider if you're nearby at all or can find it
typecbubbling
1) I'll keep an eye open! Try Aval, or anything by Vulcain, as well as Querry, which is apple, pear, and quince.
typecbubbling
2) Vulcain ciders are expensive ($38 or so for a 750ml) but worth it, and Aval is a funky dry French one that's more affordable. American
typecbubbling
3) ciders tend to be sweetness with no depth. I'm really excited to try Sutliff, as it's apparently very well regarded.
SteelFuelCantMeltBeamJets
It's a little dryer but not overly