AbsentPresence

4428 pts ยท June 18, 2014


"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Thanks Obama.

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Can you even?

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You're goddamn right.

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Fucking brilliant.

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It's a grower, not a show-er.

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I always upvote bread.

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Sittin' in a tree...

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I always upvote bread.

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Shamalamawoowoo!

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TIL I was born on the same day of the month as Patrick Stewart

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I always upvote bread.

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Yea, no.

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Des Moines represent!

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I always upvote bread.

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Brilliant. Thanks for the nightmares.

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"I'll show you where the wild goose goes!"

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http://imgur.com/iSSFH9l

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http://imgur.com/iCUpRMU

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http://imgur.com/39mPQ9c

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http://imgur.com/L22fYrv

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Party at the moon tower!

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I always upvote bread.

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http://imgur.com/1l1QOvU

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That cat is IDENTICAL to my last cat... Sadly, he was hit by a car which broke his hip. Didn't have 1.5k, so we had to put him down :(

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