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Trauben
OCD aligned bilberries
Apr 27, 2015 8:36 PM
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TheyAreTheOnesWhoAreTheBallLickers
Well isnt this just peachy
MimzytheBun
Taste the rainbow..
indiligent
This is the variety God created, except for the burnt toast.
JohnCalvinCoolidgeJr
TIL toast is fruit
SharkLasersTaco
The artist is Brittany Wright, if anyone's interested.
raiseyourhandifyouveeverbeenpersonallyvictimizedbyreginageorge
Her instagram is @wrightkitchen for anyone curious
FlyingGhostAvocado
Wow, this is porn. Please label NSFW
MsMeeseeks
These make me irrationally happy.
Svence
I would never eat a grape that was slightly orange.
plantrobot
but what about zis fine orange vintage with subtle hints of windex
Idonthavealottosay
Not riot news +1
carloeuwd
Dats sa bur toes by
889922
I think I just got a lady boner
Noxana
Why would you do such a terrible thing to perfectly good toast!
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Mmm 50 shades of grape.
ThatMicrosoftPaintGuy
*Sigh* *Unzips*
sahlmos
Aww yiss. We need more stuff like this.
LadyNoHeart
My cabbages!
Adiktedgottaregisternow
hgggnnnnnn
Piarrate
Reminded me of: http://imgur.com/TbExDfL And for some reason this made me think of: http://imgur.com/KGCxyCe
ThatGuyNandy
These are some of my favorite ingradients
theycallmetherattlesnake
good show old sport. this should be top comment.
squidbop
I gradient this comment A+. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgr525GWgh1qa1saxo1_500.jpg
LevainAvatar
Ingredients is spelled wr...ohh wait
LeftyMasterRace
My exact reaction
LoganTrackwell
This is gradet
Emzorb
Artist is Brittany Wright. http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/04/photographer-brittany-wright-captures-foods-in-colorful-gradients/
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Thought for sure it was Emily blincoe. http://www.emilyblincoe.com
HYDROFRACKER
Apparently taking pics of food is art now.
Drunkonmilk
Good in-gradients...
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
I'm pretty colorblind, so most of the shading is lost on me. Can someone tell me if it looks cool?
Chaosdawn
The citrus fruits and cabbage are kinda meh, the blueberries and apples are the best.
ObviousCaptain
The other guy is lying it looks so dumb man.
mwppmarauders
It looks cool. Got your back, friend.
LaDoleurExquise
I want these as tiny prints for my kitchen.
goldensky
Fund it! I want them too!
BordDeLac
Taste the rainbow, indeed.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
That's also the phrase I use as code for gay sexual acts.
geiokami
As a gay guy, that's my pickup line
fandig
#1 i love jelly beans omg <3
Kondibon
I think those are grapes.
tomyironmane
And the replies read a bit like Rain Man. Definitely grapes. Definitely grapes. Grapes. Definitely grapes.
mtotwuoc
Those are grapes...
BobaFettOfficial
I dont think people realize you were joking
wowohmygodwow
Pretty sure those are grapes hahaha
jenjenjeni
Those are grapes
DoctorJungyBrongen
You guys, let's upvote this so everyone knows @fandig doesn't know what grapes are
Ashbaa
I thought they were plums at first sight. Oopsie...
EltonChong
credit the artist!
Voyd22
This isn't art. Someone's moved a bunch of food next to each other and taken a photo. If I lined up all of my shits for a month is that art?
KBeee
If you present it as art then yes. Yes it is.
Emzorb
The artist is Brittany Wright. http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/04/photographer-brittany-wright-captures-foods-in-colorful-gradients/
FrozenMarshmallow
She can also be found at https://instagram.c">hen/">https://instagram.com/wrightkitchen/ and http://wrightkitchen.com/
ButYouCanDoJiuJitsu
Shame on OP for not crediting. Three cheers for @IOnceFartedOnTheSetOfBlueLagoon!
Emzorb
Hahaha! I've never been tagged in anything before. Thanks :)
didsomebodysayprunes
I, for one, thoroughly enjoy the color gradient of a chopped green onion.
parangaricutirimicuaro
I scrolled three times. Consider yourself successful.
zoobileezoo
Even though I knew I didn't see any onions, I still scrolled back and looked again.
Shmaree
Damn you
RibCagehopscotch
Twas not included
smoppy
I scrolled up to look for it.. slightly disappointed :(
Churmybro
Me too
HiImTroyMclure
HA did the same.
PobesneliMrmot
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE...
glacialbae
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/oh-you-show.jpg +1
ladypeace
And leeks! :)
glacialbae
http://www.leekspin.com/ !!!!
spacemountain
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/4981354682_f529d815cf.jpg ??
AstralBeast808
Hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg....
didsomebodysayprunes
Yes! Thank you! So bummed that there were no onions in the original post.
Fenderzilla
Is that not a leek?
glacialbae
Nope. Source: http://www.leekspin.com/
wizardboy24
Leeks tend to be bigger http://natashaskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Mushroom-and-Leek-Pasta-6-600x400.jpg
StickyAndBrownStick
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plantshrub
This here is the shit that I do like. Except for the burned to hell toast, and all the cabbages. Fuck burned toast and cabbages.
tomyironmane
I thought that was one cabbage that had been disassembled.
AwwMang
There are few things in life worse than toast that's been burnt to shit.
plantshrub
And burned popcorn is one of them.
AwwMang
Burnt popcorn, burnt pizza, burnt people....