AStrangerInTheAlps

2918 pts · October 7, 2014


You see what happens, Larry?

The males have longer beards

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Nice to meet you. I'm Ribs Indian.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs can't look up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're never fully dressed without a smile

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My fiancé and I literally say this almost every time we sleep like that. I love her so much.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And his Netflix special is some of the best comedy I've ever seen.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly! If a bear could create a machine that ran on 1000 burning tires a day and delivered fresh salmon right into its mouth, it would.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh well, a touch of grey kinda suits you anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm being good. I'm being quiet. I'm being have.

5 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 0

Yep. It's blue.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Home made or McDonald's?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He'd probably come back in your next dream, which would be creepier than if he never died in the first place.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog is getting some weird conditioning.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ALL the single ladies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm just excited to go into a liquor store with a bandana on my face. Never got to do that before.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bigfoot, man. He's real. And he tried to eat my ass.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Rising of the lights?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds insane. Can you explain?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Pitter patter.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who's Turd Queen?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm also a big bearded man. And a construction worker. Sometimes it's helpful to cry in the shower, even if I don't always think I need to.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

-Then it's perfect

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arrested for possession of Kitty porn.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you’re thinking of the blueberry wine or whatever it was.

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Anne Frank?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Greg’s not the only one...

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