JBryant2718
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Oct 5, 2019 2:43 AM
JBryant2718
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Frogapus
#4 Mike's not the sort of guy who gets invited to many parties.
purdhapley
Solid dump my dude.
RElGNMAN
Yes Isaac. And I need results.
RetardVillain
Quazzeh
First time I read Hors d'oeuvre I said it as Horse-D-Overs and my dad was crying
octopamine
The Wiggles already wrote Wake Up Greg like 5 years ago.
DontforgettobuyQtips
Erb derbs
snowy129
+1 for loving Roger. Show me the dog.
Gherkincensed
Dickman's Fat or Thick Nuts
Vinboktu
Good dump. Thanks
JZKillaT68
#7 Yamaha actually designed and produced the 1JZ engine for the Toyota Supra back in the late 80s.
Peksmedx
Human-bait.com exists!
OdeToBouncer
Thank you! + uno por tu!
RandomIntrovert
Sweets like those 'Super Dickmanns' where called 'Negerküsse' back in the day. Have fun translating that. ?
grinner
Japan has tons of companies that make random shit, Beer, air-conditioners, hairbrushes, doesn't matter.
apbadogs
Renting the car and changing the tires out, that is top level shit!
AbigailLongbottom
Don’t tell taysux those pink frosting cookies are available all year long.
dmjalund
Does he have a license to carry a concealed chihuahua?
DaveFromToronto
#3 - human-bait.com - that is an AWESOME website!!
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
I can't figure out what erb derb is supposed to be
OdeToBouncer
Probably referring to an hors d'oeuvre (appetizer). It sounds somewhat similar anyways.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Ah fair enough, never heard of it
Floridaguysmyfirstcousin
Thats some next lvl shit right there.
kingkongkeom
did you ever drive a rental? these tires ain't new
AprilHamLincon
What’s with the random dog leaving the kitchen ?
JBryant2718
It’s supposed to be a gif ♂️
ellyllon
That's Jim Corr from The Corrs! Not an intelligent guy I see
VindictiveBathToaster
#3 that website actually works!
AnUpvote
in my opinion, Fazer is probably the best chocolate/candy/bakery/upright piano company
noname117spore
Go Getter Greg by Ludo just makes Greg talk in the 3rd person (or makes the song sung by a narrator trying to convince the girl to (1/2)
noname117spore
date Greg), and it’s honestly pretty fantastic if you do the swapping words out for Greg thing.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Save Greg from the nothing Greg's become!
Huggitt17
Rape Me by Nirvana becomes Rape Greg. Poor Greg.
AStrangerInTheAlps
Greg’s not the only one...
PurpleAppleBag
Beatles - I Me Mine. "All through' the day. Greg Greg Greg, Greg Greg Greg, Greg Greg Greg. All through' the night. Greg Greg Greg..." etc
Thisisheavydoc
An opera singer warming up; “Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg”
rattlebone10
My new nickname is hot dog on the ground.
WalterJrsFatC0ck
Stay fresh , cheese bag
puppyfart
@hotdogontheground
aztorath
Zero points, two participation trophies. Totally on brand for a hot dog on the ground outside.
rattlebone10
That is the perfect description
XTheGypsyx
Outside
petresun
Yeah, L@taysucks can f*** right off. Them cookies are delicious. I don't even eat that shit on the reg.
dynoman
I really like them with coffee too
TheRoyalCatCuddler
I've never seen those before! Are they just sugar cookies with icing? They look amazing. Are they named anything?
savikatt
Lofthouse cookies here
TheRoyalCatCuddler
Perfect! Thank you!
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
They are so fucking dry they should use them at oil spills cuz they aint edible. And wtf is that chalk sugar bullshit they call frosting.
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MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
I've never had them, but if they have less flavor than raw packed flour sprinkled with sugar, then ya I do.
FkTsStMn
Obviously there is nothing called the moon, it's just the back of the sun
Huggitt17
I've seen Truman Show, I know what the moon really is!
ThisIsAPrivateResidenceMan
ok janitor
DrJackBright
You mean Dr Jan Itor
23472903489345
and thats where mooning comes from. obs.
ellyllon
Oh, so you're one of those that believes in the sun?
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
Oh, so your one of those that believes?
FurryAndProud
Oh so you're one of those?