The G man says hi

Apr 26, 2020 12:17 PM

Kingwyrm20

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The G man says hi

ask to borrow money. will dissapear.

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I have one too. But he’s kind. I often have adventures with him involving magic. It’s weird.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The right lass in the wrong...place can make all the dif-erence in the world...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turns out it was Frohike

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"I hate dreaming because I just wanna sleep. Im fast asleep, and next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord." mitch

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must immediately give him a silly harmless nickname and then always refer him by it . Inside and outside the dream use the name.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Names are metaphysically powerful and anything in your dream is under your control even if you don't realize it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahooy minooyyyy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wake up, Miss Purpura. Time to wake up, and smell the ashes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can become aware you are dreaming too, and wake up, or fly around or travel very fast. I went up to like 60 mph flying like Superman

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dreamt of a character that told me I was in a dream and convinced me if i woke up that my family was going to die

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Ask him if he knows the powerball numbers.

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Yeah don't let him out, kthx

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I saw this a few months ago and the artist actually drew him in the end. Will try to find it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely do not give him form. That is the worst thing you can do

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Reminds me of the Canker Man in Before I Wake.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a great example yes!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_272ltgXqi4

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

You sick a-hole...that scared the crap out of me as a kid...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So.. wake up, Ms. Purpah..... wake up and, smell the ASHES...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have one of those! I named him the Upside Down Man. And yes, I did draw him, and yes I do regret it.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What happened?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird stuff that most people would disregard. He's in my dreams a lot more, communicates silently, shows me things that happen in real life

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two days later, she did draw him, and named him Somnus: https://twitter.com/thepurpah/status/1233897857926565888

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She's defeating her sleep demons by making them sexy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks... pretty. Oh no. What is happening?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that;s the devil

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for sharing that - a wolf in sheep’s clothing... scary stuff

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was expecting scary, not some furry dude. Lol gross.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Have another look, this time at the black and white sketches

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I think I hit something like that with a baseball bat in a dream once.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have repeat dreams that I know are repeats and very specific environments that reoccur.

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So do I. The details may change a little, but it's always the same place, and I'm always doing the same things in the place -- running.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you might want to stop drinking and or change your diet. You'll be surprised how much this affects your brain when you sleep.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had a dream where I woke up in the middle of a conversation around a table with a bunch of people I didn't recognize. I asked what was >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

< happening, but before I could get any answers I felt myself beginning to wake up for real, and the last thing I heard was "we're losing >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

< ... him again."

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6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

you've been down here a long time. better wake up before you forget how to.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...isn't this from that extremely weird Dreamcast game?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean amazing Dreamcast game.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re both right. Seaman lives on in your dreams.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that you are awake, i am still here. So when we meet?

6 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 7

Meat*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This sounds like a booty call rather than a call card

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't give sass to dreams made manifest

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, you're finally awake.

6 years ago | Likes 586 Dislikes 1

It's all your brain creating this

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Damn you todd howard!

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Not even last night's storm could wake you. I head them say we've reached morrowind. I'm sure theyll let us go

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Three Gods. One true faith."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Jiub

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My N'Wah

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Take it from someone who has studied this shit at length: DO NOT FUCKING GIVE IT FORM. Do not engage with it, it is looking for a way in

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Why not? Could be her subconscious trying to communicate with her.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, ok.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity, can you explain why?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YOU WILL OPEN A DOOR THAT ONCE OPEN CAN NEVER BE CLOSED AND YOU'LL NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST TRUST ME sorry

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he's bullshitting, but I'm not certain.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not bullshitting at all.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crafting an image for such an entity, giving it that attention, grants it reality, solidity, energy to manifest

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you getting this information? Also, assuming 'manifestation' is possible, why shouldn't we grant it form?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Summa Theologica, Lesser Key of Solomon, Boom of Ceremonial Magic, The Broken Cross, The Kabbala... if it isn’t in our world it is usually

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bad news to invite it into our world.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While we were studying the blade they were studying creepypastas on the interwebs.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I predate “creepypasta on the interwebs.” I was a library rat for decades.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unlocked

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you're saying we should be close-minded? /s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To keep the influence of chaos at bay

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Didn't your mind already give him form in its subconscious? I don't think drawing him will cause anything to happen.

6 years ago | Likes 700 Dislikes 13

OP may very well have a psychological condition. Not a doctor, just a paranoid individual. I've had similar thoughts over silly things.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slow down, 2020 has been crazy enough that drawing its form may be what it needs to be woken up, and then it kills everything.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No. If something is haunting your mind, do not give it a form in the physical world to latch on to. Bad juju.

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Not in the physical world she hasn't. Man, if life ever becomes a horror movie, you gon be the first to die.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"I already read from the book, so why not read it aloud to my friends?!"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell that to paper yugioh

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Slender man?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is something to be said about giving shape to the unshaped.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Except that is the plot of like a dozen horror movies.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sometimes they have no form. They have a shape but nothing to look at.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can see him in your dream you’ve already seen him in reality. Our subconscious does not make images from nothing. They always come

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From somewhere

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming time is circular, it could be a self fulfilling prophecy. I knew my sons face before he was conceived.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nice try G-man

6 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 0

TheGreatAndUndeniableDoosher is G-Man?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half life gman?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That’s what he wants you to think, so that he may take a physical manifestation in the real world

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends a multi dimensional entity might need a doorway into our world by drawing him we allow him entrance but he could very much already

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here he just want more power thing of it like Freddy Krueger the more people who fear him the more powerful he gets if she draws him and

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shows he could appear in more dreams gaining more power until something happens

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That’s what the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists thought

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

That wasn't caused by cartoons. It was caused by maniacal cultists.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dark... Also I have the weirdest boner right now.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It depends, with cases of CCDID it makes the personality more real, thus harder to combat.

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Sorry. What is CCDID. CC Dissociative Identity Disorder?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Co coherence capable dissociative identity disorder

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I cant spell today...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Conscience

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Thanks for the education.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kill him while lucid dreaming

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Love lucid dreaming. Sometimes I feel like I can do it at will other times it just happens. Crazy stuff...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She is not lucid dreaming. She is part of her dream's lucid dream. He controls her.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He'd probably come back in your next dream, which would be creepier than if he never died in the first place.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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Plot Twist : He was your soul mate from a previous life, and he promised he'd always be there for you.

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or just ask him to leave. Being a “bad host” is 100% bad idea in morality tales, and this seems like that sort of myth.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"You're not welcome" from the jump supercedes that I'd think

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Or have sex with them

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That’s the spirit

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well that's one way to never have a good night's sleep again.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It appears your user name is relevant.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What if that's your subconscious keeping you from doing horrible things?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not like it permanently removes that part of your subconscious. If it's giving her anxiety, assert dominance/remove that manifestation.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll still be around in some form or another but she won't have to be scared of it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, killing the manifestation of a part of your brain sounds like it could have some rather permanent consequences.

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(This is of course entertaining the fantasy that it's anything more than just a weird dream)

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I think we are getting into sci fi realm here. Sounds entertaining!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or have a conversation with him.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Even if you can’t say it with your dream mouth you can loudly think “You don’t belong here,” works for me and my dreams

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Plot Twist : He was your soul mate from a previous life, and he promised he'd always be there for you.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well he could be a little less spooky about it.

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What? Why kill it unless it means to cause harm?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You want to try negotiating with the scary dream man? It's a dream, so why not come out swinging?

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Why is he scary? The only thing about him was that he knew it was a dream.

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The post says "I am terrified."

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Because she's wigged out that he knows he's in a dream. Not because he's Freddy Krueger.

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What if they're there for a reason? Like dreams are the only way they can get a message out?

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Dream interpretation is controversial, but most experts believe they don't mean anything specific. They might reflect your mood but it's not

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like it's some voice trying to tell you a secret with any real-world meaning. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/supersurvivors/201801/

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Until you fail to kill him and he kills you, and takes over your conciousness upon awakening.

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Insidious was a great movie

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I mean, what's not to like? You get to stay in your dream world, they get stuck with your terrible life.

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Whoa! Easy there Satan

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ahh that reminds me of an old adventure flash game called Deep Sleep

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Sounds like a damn good movie

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13th Floor.

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That's what I thought. If the character talks about being in a dream, she should be able to become aware of the dream and act as she likes.

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I have three types of lucid dream: aware but unable to act, aware but acting ends the dream and leads to waking up, aware and able to act.

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Eh, not always. When you're sleeping your logic& other parts of your brain are turned off so things like this can happen and you're like/

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Alright. That's why you can have weird or nonsensical dream with no consistency/random stuff smashed together.

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That's not a lucid dream, then.

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Everytime try to make an actual lucid decision in a dream I wake up.

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Same. But hey. Boogie Man problem solved!

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That has never worked for me. If anything, I become capable of LESS once I become aware it's a dream.

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Like talking, because if I say something I'll say it IRL and the sound of my own voice will wake me up.

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Acting in lucid dreams isn't as easy as one thinks. I've had a few; every time, I try flying, but can't manage more than a few seconds'

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its hard to stay in lucid state. at the same time you have to be consious, but not so much that you wake up.

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Depends on the person

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Really? I’ve never had an issue. I mean it’s all in your head. You can do literally whatever you want.

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I can do it at will but I enjoy just letting my dreams flow. Killing in my dreams though always seems like a VERY bad idea and Im not sure Y

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The veil that separates the creatures lurking in our dreams from the waking world is gossamer thin. Best not give them cause to breach it.

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This is just spooky writing by the way, I'm actually not serious.

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I wake up immediately if I realize I'm dreaming or try to do anything.

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Try to jump (like super jump) a few times, and whem you get the hang of it, you can jump with such force that you can fly on your way down

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I did this once and ended up kind of buzzing an open field back and forth in a park dipping down, being a general menace

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how much you have read up on it, but there are methods that work, like rubbing you hands together, helps to not wake up.

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slow gliding, if that. And if I try to change scene, I lose control of the dream and it usually ends up a nightmare.

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Dude, i used to have to work up to flying by jumping really high a few times, usually the third or fourth time i can make it fly.

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Brain has a lot of data to process to render a lot of detail. Look more down rather than far when taking off or focus on just one building.

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Are you me? Pretty spot on for me

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I hate those half lucid dreams. Zombies around and i am often so pissed, that i cant find/create weapons that at some point Im standing

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

complaining to the zombies about that issue. At least they stop attacking then. Its annoying to know you dream an still can controll.

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It's a sweet zone just at the moment before waking but the second I realize I'm in a dream I lose control

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Try spinning around yourself. That way you force your brain to focus on the dream world and less on the "waking up". Still takes practice

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I find that if you find an object to like ride on and the object flies it's easier. Like I'll find a bike and the bike flies

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