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Fuck you Jenny
mechanicalgirll
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?" "Nope, but yayborscht can" o.O
Bitcerto
More molestation than usual in this one.
MrMooseanator
A year of fantastic, and yet always disgusting posts, thank you @ruffcats.
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
@Chocoko, you should probably see a therapist. You might be a pedophile. And that's not okay.
Howisitnotjiraff
On number 3 - I actually feel like I just witnessed a crime
NotACanadian
@Chocoko What the fuck man?
Vortaka
Well I think that's enough imgur for me today. And it's only 2PM. Ya'll are disgusting.
omnitheist
@Chocoko -- that qualifies as molestation.
Candymostdandy
@kraftmegaroni Can I come over and watch Netflix with you and help you figure out if you like pussy?
ickaickaickaptchanggggg
i'm in.
hencethequeef
I also volunteer.
Somanyquestions
Can guys that don't like pussy but want to watch Netflix with chips and a blanket also volonteer?
airmack
You gay?
aelazing
same
aelazing
i sorta just want to watch netflix though
horriblellama
Joining the gang and also volunteering
thetain
i also volunteer
gagedlimits
Hey
cavalupamortis
Orange is the New Black is amazing and definitely reassured me of my bisexuality. I too however suck at meeting and talking to new girls.
ickaickaickaptchanggggg
preach.
EverybodyBeCoolThisIsaRobbery
Same here, for everything you said!
Maboroshi1994
erm, the lactating woman may need to get her hormone balance checked, there may be an issue.
CaptainAmerica24
she could have a pituitary prolactinoma, that should could be very serious. They definitely need to see a physician asap.
Euphio
It could be a medication side effect; that's happened to me. It was weird & it made my boobs hurt like crazy, but they looked fantastic.
yayborscht
Now that I know that I might have a tumor, milking myself suddenly got a lot less fun.
heyimgurian
for @yayborscht should probably get that checked out...
Bent0916
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ImARealDoctorThatWentToMedSchoolAndEverything
Hyperprolactinemia is also on the differential. Generally, women don't lactate until after pregnancy. Time to see your doc @yayborscht
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Honestly though it could be a symptom of multiple breast related diseases especially if its only one breast. @yayborscht please see a doctor
baadkaarmaa
I'm waiting for House to show up with the cure now that @DrBadgerBadgerDoctor used the word 'differential'...
elephantsareoverrated
might be a benign tumour in the brain called prolactinoma, like every one says, see a physician.\
pseudoawesomeness
Yup but don't worry - I work in a breast clinic and milky from both is highly benign and not that rare.Not even necessary to do galactogram.
Pharya
Here come the armchair surgeons
YoungGZ
Could also be a symptom of a pituitary tumor. Go to the doc @yayborscht
subtlemrs
I was going to say this. I had one a few years back. Scary.
brokenquattros
the question for @yayborscht is: are you drinking lots of Soy Milk or Soy Products? they can cause you to lactate, if no, see doctor.
yayborscht
I'm actually lactose intolerant, but I still don't drink soy
ImKupoForKupoNuts
I don't think that soy thing is true, but seriously... I also lactated before having kids and I turned out to have a pituitary tumor.
HungryorHorny
@hexcas is right! this can very well be a brain tumor @yayborscht get to a doctor now!
yayborscht
Now that I'm told I might have a tumor, milking myself suddenly got a lot less fun ):
FrenchRooster
It isn't necessarily bad. Could just be from excess stimulation. Better safe than sorry, though.
THEsquatch
sorry it got ruined... but yea... Hope it is all ok and you can milk yourself all day long!!!
KeatonTS
Here I am, ready to ask if I could help with the milking.
face393
That said, you should definetively see a doctor, but it doesn't mean that it's necessarily something harmful. Keep your head up! :)
face393
Knew someone who had the same, turned out it was a benign brain tumor messing just a bit with her hormones, but was otherwise harmless. 1/2
H3X0
Benign prolactinoma?
face393
Probably, but I don't think she ever told me the correct medical term, she always just said "brain tumor".
iamnotthesmartestkid
Speaking from personal experience, I have a pituitary micro adenoma. It causes elevated prolactin, (some) lactation, and 1/2
iamnotthesmartestkid
irregular periods. You'll wanna get an MRI, but it isn't too bad. I just started medication for it. Good luck and don't be scared :)
DavidBowiesCodpiece
Just FYI, induced lactation is a common kink and not unhealthy in itself. Still get yourself checked out, but don't panic. Google it a bit.
ChernoGamma
Every guy wants to do anal until they remember what lives in there.
CriscoDiscoChan
Bent0916
Or we just give enemas beforehand. It's become part of foreplay for me and mine. We limit it to once a month so as not to mess up GI health.
HotNSpicyColdNIcy
It's nice to see other think this too. With it being so prevalent around the inter webs, I was beginning to think I was alone.
1Rogue
I don't like it because you don't get the feeling of "filling someone up", there's still darkness at the end of the tunnel.
ManlyGirlscout
There's no need to light that tunnel.
KateUptonsNipples
Poo
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Not me, I love ass but I say "Hell naw" to anal.
HughLaurie
Well, gay guys don't get much say in the matter.
GinnyGinGin
Bjs too, though
TheGayPenguin
There are plenty of gay guys who don't care for anal at all. I'm not one of them. Gimme some dick. But they definitely exist.
GentlemanWendigo
THANK YOU for pointing that out. Far too often people assume ALL us gays are all about the 'poop chute'. Not so.
bobbidiboopy
There are certain preparations to anal and they obviously didn't do them.
lolbtw
I'm sorry but for the preparation involves not eating for more than one hour I refuse. I also refuse to do enemas right before. Lots of work
DoomyMcDoom
This.
Bitcerto
I prefer the hole that was designed by millions of years of trial and error for my penis.
NotACanadian
It will also slowly eat your penis if you leave it in long enough.
Bitcerto
If that's a concern, you're sexing wrong.
NotACanadian
*ploot* "Is...is that it? Aren't you gonna d-" "Nah. Goodnight." "What??" "*zzzzz*"
sicsided
I still want to do anal. Giving and receiving.
doublekross
Well hello. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sicsided
:D WELL HELO THAR
doublekross
How you doin?
sicsided
Could be doing better ;). Yourself?
Somanyquestions
I like anal. It's not the holy grail of sex for me, but still a fun option. Yes sometimes it's messy, butt frankly, there are worse things.
GinnyGinGin
omg
Somanyquestions
You chose the wrong post to be offended or disgusted ;)
GinnyGinGin
No no, just appreciating a good and unexpected pun!
1Rogue
hehe. frankly
LifeSiphon
People are all talking about if @yayborscht drinks her own milk... I'm just here, like "Guys, she milks herself and that's good enough."
yayborscht
I tried it once, it wasn't bad, but not great either. I wouldn't like.... put it on a sandwich or anything...
LifeSiphon
It'd be something like if you had nothing else to drink at all, then you'd drink it regularly? Got to be better than breast milk ice-cream.
nameuserinsert
that first one... you need jesus, not like religious Jesus, a guy I know named Jesus.. he is a pedophile
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
8 year olds, Dude.
BarryGeibel
what? the person was 16
CanadiansWilllRule
#1 (sorry I didn't feel like scrolling up)
Polismack
but just in case you need religious Jesus, I'm here when you need me. I'll just smoke some weed till then. It's EVERYWHERE in heaven.
InitHello
JESUS H. CHRIST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
nameuserinsert
Thanks for stopin' by Jesus, we really appreciate you comin down for this. JESUS EVERYBODY!!
NotACanadian
So you're saying -Rastafarianism- is the one true religion?
Polismack
If you can make sense of whatever it is Jaden Smith is saying then you get in. Isn't really a true religion I only got in on a technicality.
PacificJesus
Hey brah, you're not just gonna hog it all this time are ya?
Polismack
Naaaaah dude. grab some munchies and come over
PacificJesus
Excellent!
awarenessfairy
Alright, let me offer some clarification here. I tried everything I could get my hands on. Home-made remedies, clean pillow cases 1/2
awarenessfairy
mouthwash before bed, sleeping on a clean towel, lemon masks, honey masks, completely changing my diet and I don't even know what else 2/3
awarenessfairy
Literally nothing worked. Then I read several forum posts on acne.org which convinced me to try my own urine. I don't know exactly what 3/4
awarenessfairy
happened, but it worked wonders. I haven't done it in about 2 years now since my face has been clear all this time, but in case of 4/5
awarenessfairy
another outbreak, I wouldn't think twice about doing it again. Also, you have to be careful what you put into your body beforehand 5/6
awarenessfairy
Medication is risky, as is alcohol. And yes, I know I've not numbered these correctly. This also isn't my main account so HAH SUCK IT. 6/6
Mcflyvol
Your uncle's daughter would be a cousin not a niece. Just for future reference.
codycg
Also, please don't fuck your cousin.
ForestCreature
I don't care if people want to have consensual, informed sex with their cousins. BUT DON'T DO THE SEX AT AN 11 YEAR OLD!
catromance
r/relationships has had an influx of cousin fuckers lately and the general consensus is "go for it."
shank
Ok how about "Don't fuck your underage cousin, JFC why do we need to clarify this for you Chocoko?"
catromance
Ooo, I missed the part where she isn't of legal age yet. (Dumbfounded by the first part I guess). The general consensus is DON'T DO IT.
NotSoSmartAlek
I think the legal consensus in most incest laws is, 1st cousins are the limit - beyond that, it's safe. But IANAL.
ino84
In Germany it would be legal to marry and have kids with a first grade cousin. Still weird.
lowflyingbombs
I think you mean first cousin. First grade in the states usually means first year of schooling.
ThatGuyRian
I read that as "I anal", like you're saying you're safe even with your 1st cousin because you just do anal. I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry
DickChapey
What the fuck would a tomato be doing in someone's ass?
bringbakfirefly
Reasons, man. Reasons.
downcottonclouds
Well he said it was a peel, which your body can have a hard time digesting.
philosorapstar
Making it's graceful exit at the end of the gastrointestinal show.
BitchButcher
Ladies and Gentlemen! The Gastrointestinal Show!
DickChapey
What a shitty ending.
darster123
Pure poetry! I actually snorted.
philosorapstar
That's the best kind of poetry! :)
RaptorVag
That's most lovely description of a shit I think I've ever read
ROBOT120807
A lot of really gullible teenagers are gonna try
even after reading this comment.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
No kidding! I hope people are smart enough to do their own research on urine. Urea can help w/ skin moisturizing but there's not enough 1/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
in urine to really make a difference. Plus urine may be bacteria free in the bladder but once it leaves it's susceptible to bacteria. 2/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Think of urine as a waste disposal. It's ridding the body of what it doesn't need. Don't go recycling it! 3/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
http://www.everydayhealth.com/healthy-living-pictures/gee-whiz-fascinating-facts-about-urine.aspx#01
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Trolling level: golden shower
SlightlyDarkerBlackTurtleneck
That one's legit. Urine is anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and will definitely help with acne. Still gross though.
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
I'll just stick with honey on my face, which is also anti bacterial.
SlightlyDarkerBlackTurtleneck
Suit yourself, my piss smells fantastic.
AfternoonConcession
this sounds like the new bendable phone/microwave charge/ waterproof update that should be spread
ThatGuyRian
It actually is. I legit heard this on the radio on Tuesday. People are doing this.
Pleasedontletittouchme
Yep.
funkjacket
There's only one surefire way to discover you're gullible.
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
Really? What is it?
SirIdontcare
Or people with a fetish.
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SirIdontcare
I doubt most people with that fetish have tried applying pee like an ointment for acne.... If they even have acne to try it on.
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SirIdontcare
What I am trying to say is that if its a fetish they may not do it often. From what I have see fetish is a sometimes thing. Not 24-7 thing
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
http://www.everydayhealth.com/healthy-living-pictures/gee-whiz-fascinating-facts-about-urine.aspx#01
TheCrustyMustard
Looks like the DARE program worked.
TempestChaserZ
I resisted, but eventually I gave in.
frostedflakes13
Supposedly it made people more likely to lead drug filled lives.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
I have heard this also.
dunecat1337
Well, they fucking DARE'd me!
fakederrickk
What's a DARE program ?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
A program that helps kids decide they should do drugs and what they look like. It does the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
ruffcats
Drug Abuse Resistance Education
MmeStraka
Is no one going to mention the thing with the cousin? Because that's not fucking right or condone-able.
airmack
I made a comment about something close to this. Girl said she looked at a young girls vag when she was a baby. Just look at it. Got downvote
itsybitsyspider
Look above and below. Lots of people are screaming about it.
pancakesplatter
Not nearly enough. Christ.
TF2215
Some of these scare me
TF2215
Like the 3rd one specifically
CanadiansWilllRule
#3
notisaidthekat
Seriously. I'm starting to wish @Ruffcats would just stop. Or at least report some of these assholes instead of featuring them.
Sincerelyyoursdeeezmotherfuckinnuuutz
Yeah, let's report people for making confessions, that are propably fake. It's not really Ruffcats' responsibility.
notisaidthekat
They are probably fake, made up for attention. And he's giving it to them. If someone claims to have broken a law that bears looking into,
notisaidthekat
(2) if only to show them that it isn't something to make a joke out of.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
You know what I find funniest about posts like this in user sub? The sudden influx of commenters trying to get points.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
I just bow out from the race and prefer replying to the comments.
ChangedMyName
So you're hoping to ride the coat tails of some to the top
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Not really, SCI already crowded with comments and replies I think I will only get few upvotes. The fun thing about SCI is the conversation
230Amps
Wait, are you.......? Ah.
nameuserinsert
http://imgur.com/sy0QDtm
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
Yes. I am.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
...so, user sub is chatting about a lactating user, and we're not even going to mention Chocoko molesting his underage niece? Damn.
bowdowntobuns
He needs to chat with the sexting girl so she can yell at him and properly shame him.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Plot twist, that's his cousin.
Wizardasfuck
He was 16-17. It doesn't make it okay, but at that age guys will stick their dicks in just about anything to see what works.
Wizardasfuck
God help them if they find something that does.
freyjaboo
A 16-17 year old boy knows better than to rub his goddamn erection on a CHILD. Don't give him a goddamn out.
Fourthletter58
Cousin, his Uncle's daughter would be his cousin.
SupremeTacos
I'm an awful human being because this seems like normal kid behavior to me. I can't count how many people have said stuff like this before.
filthyconsolepeasant
Pretty sure he means while they were both clothed... like while playing he would try to get his pelvis in the area...
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Yeah...and that's still molesting her. Still wrong.
filthyconsolepeasant
Although as a teen he would feel somewhat aroused it would not seem sexual to the cousin, hopefully... otherwise lock him up :s
pancakesplatter
rubbing your dick on someone means.
pancakesplatter
It most likely did seem sexual to the cousin. 11 year olds aren't stupid and even if they are somehow unsure about erections, they know what
DangQuesadilla
This guy should be in jail, I hope authorities see this. He straight up sexually abused a defenseless child, it's so not okay.
MLGsandwichmaker
"Hello, internet police? There's a guy who said he did a thing on an image hosting site, go arrest him."
DangQuesadilla
You know this is an actual thing right? A lot of investigations have started from people writing on the internet.
kvotheaintgotnothinonme
the guy should get counselling, as should she. Rubbing a boner against her is not in the same league as penetration or molestation..
DangQuesadilla
I don't know where you live, but in America you go to court for molestation if you do that. Also your thinking is incredibly gross
beautyinthorns
No. Just no. It is still a form of molestation. Just because he didn't touch her anywhere, there was still him touching his against her.
therealbilbobaggins
*underage cousin. Still gross
Ladyofthejediorder
Finally someone pointed out cousin not niece
omnitheist
I know, it's so messed up. What an awful human being. He may hope that she doesn't remember but I bet she does. Disgusting.
mrsocdtboucher
cousin.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
And this isn't "I was a kid" he was a TEENAGER for fucks sake!
CanadiansWilllRule
Legally an adult in some countries as well.
omnitheist
Yep!
CoconutCyclone
Teenagers are still kids. What he did was still wrong but seriously? Still a kid.
notisaidthekat
As much a kid as 18. He should be held equally accountable.
CoconutCyclone
No. 16 is not the same as 18. An 18 year old is an adult, a 16 year old is not.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
I mean he was way beyond old enough to know better.
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
I am not peeing on my own face
GrosslyIncandecent
Det svir i øya...!
qussow
Peeing on your hands is how people who can't afford baseball gloves to get their hands to toughen up! That isn't a joke!
echocall
Now we know why Bear Grylls has clear skin..
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
He's practically glowing
Tredecim
Upvoting for awareness
OtterHater
I already have been
oskar4498
Ocean water works just as well. When I'd swim in the Gulf my skin was clearer the next day.
Warmblood
Romans used it as mouthwash.
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
Romans did a lot of great and smart things. That isn't one of them.
goodjobmyfellowman
Urea... look it up. It's in a LOT of things and is chemically very similar to urine.
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
But it didn't come from somebody's genitals.
goodjobmyfellowman
But it CAN
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
Not disputing that
NotACanadian
Would you pee on someone else's face?
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
'tis always better to give than to receive
LitchLitch
Of course not, if you're not into yoga it's almost impossible. Now if you kneel down in front of me...
idrinktea
I feel like they may have been trolling to try to get people to put pee on their faces
awarenessfairy
Something like that requires being desperate. Which I was.
GoDDstopper
You usually have to pay for that sort of thing
WhitePeoplePickles
he probably just wrote that to get people to pee on their face so he/she can laugh at them haha. brilliant
orbitn
But you're okay with others doing it, right?
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
Eh. . . Who's doing the peeing? Not really. Nobody's pee shall adorn my face with a golden sheen.
orbitn
What if they drink a lot of water and their pee is clear?
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
Is there any incentive involved?
AnExpertInThisField
... does genitalia count as incentive?
GreaterDog
Reminds me of "the inside of your colon is hot enough to cook an egg" Tumblr
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Don't forget the reply "Oh no I'm not fallen into that one again!"
zigzagler
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that, considering it took months, their face clearing up was unrelated to the piss.
itsybitsyspider
I'm not either. Your body gets rid of those toxins for a REASON.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
R Kelly may volunteer for sentence reduction.
nameuserinsert
I called second!
WaitSoMyUsernameCanBeAnything
"How can I get people to rub piss on their faces?" - Ruffcats
awarenessfairy
Nope! I really did it. Not anymore since my face is clear now, but I was an avid face-pisser for a while.
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awarenessfairy
Nah, it was never about sex. It was just my own urine which had its purpose. I wasn't into golden showers then and I'm not into them now.
youarenotthemother
It might just even be the whole psychology of "something this extreme is going to be the one thing that works" but i'm temptd to start (1/2)
youarenotthemother
peeing on a rage in the shower and putting it on my back for acne.... don't let me down :( (2/2)
Ludicolo
I volunteer http://imgur.com/OWuzADw
ihadtodoit
Settle down, R. Kelly.
nameuserinsert
http://imgur.com/sy0QDtm
HeavenIsABetterPlaceIHopeYouAllDie
Drip, Drip, Drip
DaveTheMurderingHippo
The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat..... I wanna piss on you
FuchsiaHamSandwich
plzpmmeyournudes
i want to pee in yo food
MsWinters
Actually there's something called urinetherapy, people drink their first urine in the morning to treat some disease it worked for an aunt
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
There's also something called anal fisting. There are a lot of things that work for a lot of people. Would do neither.
MsWinters
Just giving information, you don't have to be an asshole
MakeTabbouleNotWar
My ex dared me to use his semen for blackheads. It... did not work.
PhilipJFryfromHoveringSquidWorld97A
Wow
MakeTabbouleNotWar
With my luck this will end up in the next issue of Stay Classy.
therealcoolhand
it's bukhake time
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Did he took pictures for.... decumentation sake? Maybe he's doing it for.... science.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Oh no afraid not.
iamgrr
Maybe you should try someone else's?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I'm married again. No. I'm not 20 and stupid anymore. lol
themisfit
you're really pretty I bet
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Hahaha I adore this. I'm a scientist at heart and why not be a guinea pig!? People cook with that stuff so I thought nothing of it.
nation543
Natural Harvest
MakeTabbouleNotWar
You read it too. *claps a hand on your back* lol
themisfit
I feel ya sister, all power to ya. hey, for all we know, the piss thing totally works too. Somebody's gotta be brave enough to try it out!
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Augh I don't know... there's so many toxins in urine. Who was the queen that bathed in blood?
kevinallover
...people..cook..with.that..stuff...?
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
I see you've never truly browsed the internet if you are surprised by something this mild. But... this is Stay Classy. You should know!
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Look up Natural Harvest. I'm sorry I had to break it to you this way.
SexSponge
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
CantTakeItAnymore
The reviews on this are hilarious!!
SSoHPKC
http://puu.sh/eTyjv/5b20765d4a.png simple genius
REREDACTED
@Chocoko - it is cousin :)
kattpappan
I just imagined you being a redneck and adding that smiley because it was "ok" since she is your cousin... I am sorry.
REREDACTED
I am middle class white British male, who added the smiley so as not to be perceived to be aggravated by the simple mistake
kattpappan
Pip pip cheerio
chucknasty
HEY IT'S YOUR COUSIN, WANT TO GO BOWLING??
ForestCreature
You just smiley faced at a pedophile...
aFuzzyDinosaur
http://imgur.com/Pb8woX1
HanktheHeliotropeShank
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.16023022.9888/fc,550x550,royal_blue.u2.jpg
Popspoppingit
Which is less weird than if it were your niece.
CeledonHelltane
Oddly enough.... Yeah
RoseNoot
Uh it's still weird because it's still fucking pedophilia.
Popspoppingit
Or weird, rather.
Popspoppingit
Who said it wasn't creepy?
flamingflamingo
The age difference still makes it pretty disturbing...
A1pha646
The fact their cousins isn't?
flamingflamingo
That's a bit disconcerting too, but it's the power of someone older over someone younger that makes this vile.
NotSoSmartAlek
what if it were 25 and 20?
jymhtysy
"Cousin"...
ForestCreature
You understand that an 11 year old kid is very different from a 16 year old? As a sheltered 11 year old girl, I barely even knew about sex.
NotSoSmartAlek
I do understand that. I also understand that not everyone is at the same level even at the same age.
NotSoSmartAlek
Personally, I was probably at about an 11 year old level when I was 16. -_- Not that I did anything like this. >_>
ZacMuerte
yeah, I mean who HASN'T had sex with their cousin? now niece on the other hand, that's creepy.
beautyinthorns
I haven't had sex with my cousin... My cousin tried because technically he's my 'adopted' cousin... But he was raised as my cousin... so no.
ZacMuerte
"Though the law forbid it, this is kismet. our love will last forever. since we're not related it'll be okay" (there's a whole song on this)
beautyinthorns
I'm glad there is a whole song dedicated to cousin-cousin lovers... But I am not going down that road...
ForestCreature
Their prepubescent cousin.
philosorapstar
Lost my shit at the finding of that tomato peel...
kenesisiscool
I hope you were sitting on a toilet.
The8obman
so did she
echocall
That was truly disgusting. I laughed
gengumby
here you go:
LosPer
In the immortal words of Stoya: "When you're fucking with assholes, shit happens..." or something like that...
philosorapstar
What a woman..
goodjobmyfellowman
I thought tossing a salad was something else.
philosorapstar
Now we're getting somewhere.. Salad..tomato...lettuce ponder.
Murrdogg
marsgoose
Stick it in the poophole, OMG THERE BE POOP IN HERE.
HeavenIsABetterPlaceIHopeYouAllDie
Upvote me for enough points to sacrifice and summon the GREAT @kylecorn but first let me put this card facedown and end my post.
cougar9001
It is not uncommon for food to pass into the lower intestine undigested for those claiming this is a myth
mastercheif
Phrasing!
dukamika
You realize that isn't how shitting works, right?
MoccaFixer
i've heard it before so i don't think it's real
easternblock
that's the oldest anal sex myth in the book. heard it from a bunch of guys from different countries/places
YellowDrank
A potato peel, rookie. how about a ghost chili pepper peel. It took a lot of non-abrasive soap to fix that.
Bruhbeans
Damn son
philosorapstar
You sound like you aren't kidding.
JaromirAzarov
I vaguely remember a certain vid that had the caption "*lol* corn!" at the end. Those fuckers really are hard to digest...
Spongybunny
You just can't digest the little kernels on the corn - the insides get digested.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Lol, Kyle.
DavidAndrews
I believe that you could find something like that, I don't believe his story because a dick isn't sensitive enough to feel it inside an ass.
KOTU35
it's only smellz...
iamgrr
Was it the tomato on top?
ROBOT120807
Was that a fucking pun
maybeaforestheartambassador
lmao
philosorapstar
All kinds of language arts goin' on 'round here eh :)
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
Yeah, and I found it very appealing.
citationsneeded
it was a shitty pun
trustmeimalinguist
a shitty *fucking pun
Regalior
Was that another pun? Are you shitting me?!
specific78
or found it?
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Wouldn't be mad. I'd have a post buttsex snack!
bootymen
Haha gross
philosorapstar
Username checks out.
Syng42
*dry heave*
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Going to make some dipping sauce there? MMMm
imforbzy
IDoNothingOfValue
Haha that girl on the right... "Dafaq..."
darster123
An appropriate response
SomeguyfromanotherjobsMrPurple
icomehereforthecomments
imgur is truly amazing place.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
The casual response lmfao
BitchButcher
She looks so proud.
sheisruthkelly
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on here lol ohhh thanks for making me giggle
Heroasteral
Omg this get's funnier each time I see it. I for once actually LoL'ed :P
mobiusplane
*choking back laughter at work... oh my god... too funny*
DeputyVanHalen
http://imgur.com/1PE6i2k
PacosTacos
I swear on everything, this might be the hardest I've laughed at something on here.
DeputyVanHalen
I laugh to the point of tears every time I watch it!
MissyNeko
oh god
liliputian7
oh GOD
Yasb77
I can't stop watching this. help
CaptainAmerica24
the lactating one... that's potentially a very serious medical condition called a pituitary prolactinoma, they need to see a physician.
0100010101101101011010010110110001111001
I went to the doctor for this. Got a blood test and they found nothing. And now I am worried again.
CaptainAmerica24
if they did blood work on you, they ruled out a prolactinoma.
lookatmeimcelery
Also a sign of breast cancer.
CaptainAmerica24
not quite as likely in a patient that young though, possible, but incredibly unlikely.
bipolarmolar
I went to middle school with a boy who could lactate. I once saw him squirt it into another boy's mouth for bullying him in the locker room.
bipolarmolar
I want to say he made it to 7th grade before he was expelled for ejaculating on the mirror in the in-school suspension bathroom.
bipolarmolar
He was moderate to severely mentally handicapped and was curiously much stronger than the other kids.
mallymile
RETARD STRENGTH!!!!
CenturianImgurian
Do we need to bring out the Saga of Neal again...? Well, yes, we always do, of course. Here:
skelekittycat
I used to do this. If I squeezed just right I could get a fountain of it. Doctor said if I left them alone it would stop. I did and it did
skelekittycat
sometimes your body just gets used to the production of it and won't stop if you keep encouraging it. However, could be something else!
magicalmysterytour
I wish they would bring back "House" just so he could find weird cases to work on from Reddit and Imgur
MrsBearasaurus
Not necessarily. It is possible to induce lactation.
CaptainAmerica24
you definitely need to do imaging and labs to rule it out though, you don't just assume the most benign diagnosis
ratherlargecookieofdoom
@yayborscht
Puddawudd
Was going to say the same thing. Mine once were 5x higher than normal from a medication. Hormones never recovered, hysterectomy aged 26.
Puddawudd
I mean, my prolactin levels were 5 times higher than normal.
RockThunderheart
Good idea to get it checked out. However, induced lactation is a thing. Wet nurses were de rigueur for a long time.
JigglyFuckingPuff
With daily massaging to the nipples you can produce milk. There are sites on it to help you, of your not pregnant and such
dogenuggets
Even men can do it apparently, I vaguely remember a story about a Japanese single father inducing to feed his baby. @ work, not searching!
PmMeAllYourPersonalProblems
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
CaptainAmerica24
wet nurses usually have to be pregnant first to maintain lactation, without pregnancy it is a red flag and should be investigated.
RockThunderheart
3/2 As I said, however, it still should be checked.
RockThunderheart
2/2 as regular breast suckling can elicit lactation via a neural reflex of prolactin production and secretion.
RockThunderheart
1/2 from Wikipedia: It was once believed that a wet-nurse must have recently undergone childbirth.This is not necessarily true,
beautyinthorns
#3 You are lucky you aren't in jail. And she probably does remember, seeing she was 11.
castleinthewind
Yeah, that was over the line. @sarah
flamingflamingo
Why are you tagging sarah? What is she going to do about it? Take down this post? Ban Chocoko? Call the FBI?
castleinthewind
Yes? Yes? No?
flamingflamingo
A) I think it'd be wrong to censor this, it's a confession, not a pro-pedo standpoint. B) Based on possible hearsay?
dogestyle
He went full pedo
illplopmynardsinyourpuss
Pharya
What sort of fucking idiot makes those confessions? What sort of fucking idiot even does it to begin with? That's sick
highfivecheesefries
YES FOR FUCK SAKE WHY WHA... THESE RESPONSES ARE CONCERNING NONONONO
chemistrydoc
She might have though he had something in his pocket. Wishful thinking on my part perhaps.
flamingflamingo
I kind of hope he does go to jail. That's messed up.
aaaaawhoop
i feel bad for that little girl. my bet is she does remember, and i'd guess it will affect her relationships down the road.
FastandBiCurious
I'm sorry, but is no one else wondering why ruffcats sees that kinda shit and thinks it's appropriate to put in these posts?
imguristkadsenkrebs
Seriously. What the fuck. That is not cool, funny, cute, etc. That is horrible.
notisaidthekat
He needs to be investigated.
MufasahahaMufasahaha
Disgusting... Even if both were of legal age you don't rub your penis on anyone for your very own pleasure. Makes me sick!!
LivingInYourIntestines
I know people this was done to. They fucking remember. That guy is an asshole of gargantuan proportions. Fuck him.
gor3beard
Sometimes. I personally know that for myself, 90 percent of my childhood memories are just repressed into hell where they belong.
beautyinthorns
The funny part is he keeps saying he was "too young" to understand the consequences. Bull shit, you were 16 years old!
TopsunPB
My brother was playing with our 13 years old cousin more close then it should be. We were 15. Im not sure of his intentions but even (1/2)
TopsunPB
though the age difference here is a bit more narrow its still sick. And not taking in consediration that they're related.(2/2)
LilMissLeopard
It's sexual assault on a minor, this should be reported! I am so disgusted by this! I read these to laugh not feel sorry for an 11 y/o!
LilMissLeopard
Not to mention that it is also his cousin!!
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
If this was in the USA, they were both minors at the time.
IAmMoonMoonhearmederp
was molested by a 16-17 y/o when I was ten, went on for two years. He narrowly escaped juvie, and only because he agreed to therapy.
beautyinthorns
It still counts in most countries even if they were minors. Especially that close to 18.
notisaidthekat
He was 1-2 years away from being a legal adult. He would be crucified.
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notisaidthekat
Um yeah, I'm saying that at 16-17, if you commit a serious crime you should be tried as an adult
blackletum
You'd think so, but that's not the way it works unfortunately. Long story short, I work in mental health and we had a rapist who got (1/2)
blackletum
basically a slap on the wrist because he was 15 or 16 when he raped his 12 y/o sister. It was fucked up. (2/2)
notisaidthekat
Yeah that's absolutely sickening
HughLaurie
I assume he did it nonchalantly through his jeans. If he whipped it out and told her to hold still and rubbed it on her, that's different.
notisaidthekat
...only just barely. Both are assault.
HughLaurie
I agree. But my point has to do with whether or not she'll remember, not whether or not he's a sick bastard.
notisaidthekat
It doesn't really matter whether she remembers it or not, though.
HughLaurie
I think it does for her. If she didn't know what he was doing or doesn't remember, there's a greater chance she won't have mental trauma.
LittleQueenTrashMouth
Are you actually kidding?
HughLaurie
No I'm just assuming it was that way and that's why that sick fucker thinks there's any chance she won't remember.
HughLaurie
Let's get something straight people, my comment is regarding the girl's ability to remember what he did. I'm not defending that asshole!
BarryGeibel
I knew what you meant, but this is one of those times when you should just stop. Or, lose all your internet points. Your choice.
contemplativeobserver
Yea lets shove our problems in jail. I'm sure that'll help them. Ever think maybe the guy needs help?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
He probably doesn't. Kids are allowed to make mistakes. Not everything kids do is taken into adulthood.
notisaidthekat
So you're a kid until the moment you turn 18? He knew what he was doing was wrong. He needs to face the consequences.
contemplativeobserver
I should probably get out and help people. I think lots of people need help, but I don't do shit about it.
notisaidthekat
He may very well need help, but he also needs to be held accountable for his actions.
IGotMilk
He might be in another country so different rules maybe.
LittleQueenTrashMouth
No.
IGotMilk
Hey I don't like it either but that just might be the case. It freaked me out but so do most of these Stay classy posts
LittleQueenTrashMouth
There is no fucking country on Earth where it is okay as a 16 year old boy to rub your erection on your 11 year old cousin!
Briestiality
My brother used to play with my nipples a lot when we played doctor. Touch my vagina in the bath, like some sort of game. I still have a
Kittybitters
Similar thing happened, trust your gut. I also thought they were false memories; they weren't. Talk to someone.
chanispice
Regardless of whether he knew what he was doing was wrong (TBH I think 13 is definitely old enough to know that, that was wrong) I would (1)
chanispice
suggest that you get psychological help if you're struggling with it, and it sounds like you are. It really can help you move forward.
Briestiality
hard time calling it molestation, because I'm not sure it was intentional. I was 6 and he was 13 when it first happened. Probably only went
Briestiality
on for about a year. I will never tell my mom because I am worried I am making a big deal about nothing and I'm worried I might have
Briestiality
exaggerated everything and maybe it didn't even happen and I created a false memory. I still feel weird around him.
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craftylittlememe
If he was 13, he knew what he was doing.
ToxicPineapple
I really hate to have to say this, but he knew what he was doing. I knew where not to touch someone around age 8.
alpoopy
If it's getting to you, talk to someone.
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
You were affected by it. It was molestation.
Misora
Talk to someone if nothing else for the other little girls he might be around. Don't find out years later he kept doing this to others.
K1ngFiasco
He knew what he was doing, but didn't know what he was doing to you. He knew it felt good to him. Thats likely all. Still wrong though.
lostnortherner
As a sexual abuse victim myself, you're doing all the classic text book things: It didn't matter, he didn't know what he was doing, 1/3
psychoteletubby
If it interferes with your daily life, talk to someone about it. If not, fuck it, who cares. No need to "make" something traumatic.
notisaidthekat
You need to report him. He knew what he was doing and he knew it was wrong. He may have abused others. He may be abusing others now.
Syng42
He knew what he was doing and counted on you blaming yourself and keeping quiet. Standard pedo MO.
MufasahahaMufasahaha
He knew! He @$cking knew. Your mind wants to believe it didn't happen. Similar thing happened to me. I confronted the person. I've moved on
WrathOfAThousandRetards
Straight up talk to him about it if you really care about it. Otherwise, we all have regretted things we've done as kids.