Found this gem in an old copy of Pioneer Review, my Uni's literary journal
Did somebody say CAKE day?!?!
Let me read your fortune.
The writers of my MCAT book have obviously never been on late night imgur...
Hey, it's better than nothing right?
the coolest great aunt that ever was...
Just saw this on tweeter... died laughing.
gettin' real tired of your shit jane...
How to treat severe depression:
so uh... fuck you I guess
I like your sense of humor Google Chrome ;)
For everyone who kept asking about the despicable sprinkles: