When ya gotta wait for a tall person to come grab something just out of your reach.
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MRW someone mentions that they hate both American candidates.
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I am not a fancy person, but every time I get a day off, I try to make myself a real breakfast...
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When ya shit so hard ya gotta brace yourself
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MRW I eat and masturbate at the same time...
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Should've done this months ago--
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When your life is falling apart around you and you gotta be "okay"--
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Ah the power of sheer panic.
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When your depression, anxiety, and insomnia all gang up on you.
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Frankie modeling the cone he has to wear until his booboo gets better.
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When a particularly cunty customer tells me she's never coming back again.
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Service worker problems...
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Depression dog, anyone?
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Well my costume wasn't much, but I was pretty happy with my makeup!
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This badass motherfucker was parked outside my work yesterday.
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Real life, though.
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Found these in the walk-in at my work the other day.
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Not OC, but fuck it, no one's perfect.
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MRW none of my friends are texting back and I begin mentally preparing for an unending life of loneliness.
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Third time's a charm, right?
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MRW my ex says he wants to hate me but can't think of any bad times.
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Clive Barker, guys.
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It's a vicious cycle...
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Real talk
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When your adorable new kitten drops a deuce for the first time and you find out that motherfucker's anus is working some dark Satanic stank magic.
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As someone with depression, I think this is important to note.
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MRW I'm browsing Imgur and my friend leans over my shoulder and says "What's that website?"
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Every time someone tells me I'm funny
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As an amateur writer...
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This shouldn't be exciting, but...
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¯\(°_°)/¯
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jim Gaffigan, is that you?
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I've done plenty of Joker makeups, but never Harley. So I thought what the hell.
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MRW a customer orders her sandwich without oil then starts screaming at me because there's no oil on her sandwich.
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Me every time I encounter a mirror.
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As a food service worker, this is my scream of horror every morning and every night.
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I just bit the inside of my cheek so hard there's a half inch strip of cheekflesh hanging off in my mouth.
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MRW my friend gives me his showtime password
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MRW my I break up with my bf and he immediately starts throwing textbook emotionally abusive shit at me.
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this paint chip that fell from my ceiling IS the duck/rabbit illusion.
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Every time I paint my nails...
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MRW my 93-year-old grandma says she hates tattoos but she loves mine 'cause she knows they make me happy.
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There are so many things I should have been doing...
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MST3K response gifs? MST3K response gifs.
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Seriously, is there anyone who HONESTLY wouldn't go for this?
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When you order a bra online and it fits perfectly.
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I love naked women as much as anyone, but come on guys, if I want porn I'll just redtube it.
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Just a doodle, but I'm pretty pleased.
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A collection of my "Lil' RJ" comics
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MRW I made enough this month to order $20 of take-out and not feel guilty.
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See this shit?
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Spa near my work has this unfortunate ad in their window...
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Caught the exact moment I hit one month without cigarettes.
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Supernatural's not for everyone, but can we take a moment to appreciate that all of these gifs are from the same show?
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Every fucking time.
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After months of serious writer's block, I finally worked out the biggest plot issue of my book!
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