Merry Christmas, everyone. From Estes Park, Colorado.
I deliver pizzas. This was one of my online orders today. Also Delivery driving Q&A if you'd like?
Just moved cross country and now I'm having regrets
This year for Halloween Katy Perry decided to be a giant orange turd
I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark - haired women and breakfast food.
Wil Wheaton would like his birthday, July 29th, to be celebrated as Don't be a Dick Day
Help me crack open this damn door.
Are you sure you only want to rent this for one night? It's 8 hours worth of episodes.
Found this on my 80 year old grandma's facebook
I went to Alaska for a while. This was the view at my campsite, taken around midnight.
Just some puppies that are too sleepy to eat.
I live a disgusting life
Never
Merry Christmas Imgur, from Ren, Stimpy, and Brie
My friend wants to be a graphic designer. I think she's pretty good.
I'm going to Rocky Horror for the first time ever tonight. I am a gigantic introvert. What should I be expecting?
I've asked out 3 different guys this past year and none of them were interested in me. I'm starting to think I am becoming that weird cat girl.
I think bats get a bed rap
The first page to one of the best works of science fiction. The Worthing Saga by Orson Scott Card
When my mom comes to visit me in my new apartment
Working food service: 'Order for Tom' 'I'm not Tom, but can I have it anyway?'
I heard a strange noise while mowing. I Looked down just in time to see this little lady curled up in a ball all wet from the rain.
MRW someone I hate comes over to my house and my cat is all over them acting like he loves them more than me. 'Your cat loves me more than you' Fuck you. Die in a fire.
Mrw my brother asked my mom if she was menopausing
Too much nostalgia for one picture.
Why are they just standing there filming while he's stabbing that guy?
Next Day Delivery
A city under the surface of Vegas.
I'm going to Alaska in a week for a field school. I'm excited to dig and stuff; but I'm more excited for the endless squees.
My apartment complex taped this to my door. November 22nd, blaze it?
Hey, look at this dog.
Just a reminder to everyone out there after reading through a recent unsettling 'suicide' post.
My lesbian friend's father is a baptist preacher. We found this while going through her memory book.
Did you all know that cats make adorable faces when they do a doodle?
I thought this belonged here.
And this is where I'd put my title...IF I HAD ONE
I found this on the ground while on a jog.
I recently made a post about my douchey roommate. She always complains about her printer going off in the middle of the night. She is convinced that its a ghost, no matter how many times I explain wifi to her. Tonight I send this to her printer.
My nutella spoon looks like Ron Swanson
I have depression and anxiety issues. I thought I was pretty good friends with my roommate, we started hanging out together. I was unlocking the front door & I heard her and her friends making fun of me and laughing pretty loudly. I couldnt open the door.