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Apr 7, 2014 6:15 PM
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Guysgreat
16 hours of pure cocaine for robin williams
followapelaw
THERE'S A W GODDAMMIT
DJTawnJ
I got a wish from a genie once. Only wished for upvotes!
Jarvert
And Aladdin pants is a penis form.
Witzelsucht
Know*
Moosecock
Riff raff, street rat
MetalGearRae
Scoundrel!
RodentOfAverageSize
I don't buy that
Kbinks
Am I the only one who thinks Aladdin looks nothing like Tom Cruise?
aurthurallan
Yeah, I think that one is BS. He looks a lot more like his voice actor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0918334/?ref_=tt_cl_t1
ChangedMyUsernameToFitIn
kNOW*. Now you kNO.
Zephyrya
Rajah is female and a mighty fine one at that ;)
philgood222
this wouldnt be complete without a conspiracy theory http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1359494108357134.jpg
LokiKingOfJotunheim
http://i.minus.com/ik49VlPshlPIz.gif
Leonir
Genies can time travel.
AdonisMcThunderCock
Why the fuck do Americans clap in the cinema
Saric92
We don't. I live in Iowa and clapping in the theater is completely unheard of. It must be a regional thing.
howdyhoneighbor
I pity the poor soul that had to listen and edit down 16 hours of raw Robin Williams...over and over again.
whateverwhocaresanyway
I hope they were given a hero's funeral.
littlespacebased
Thanks for ruining Aladdin, Tom Cruise and your weird-ass center tooth
hadakanogokiburi
[citation needed]
cmc8290
did you KNO there's a freaking W at the end of that word
coincidenceithinknot
Aladdin did kinda have the "super friendly with dead eyes" thing going.
marximusprime
Looks like Tom was using the lipstick that day.
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
Arabian Psycho
coincidenceithinknot
Nice. you got the reference. :)
punner
I want this 16 hours of ad-libbed genie jokes.
TheRicM
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
well now you kno
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I always +1 for the Big Lebowski!
d0gma
"now you kno" 18 times. Not annoying at all.
inSanityNPP
The merchant isn't the genie? I always thought he was.
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
nah, it's aladdin reminiscing on how he wished his past had been.
carewyllie
He was, it was just never revealed.
Morganelefay
He really is, no matter what naysayers would say. He's the only one, aside from Genie, who has 4 fingers. They just decided not to show.
mikekearn
I'll never be convinced otherwise. It's the only thing that makes sense.
somethingdark
I could have sworn that they revealed he was at the end of the third movie.
HighwayWizard
He is, but it's never revealed in-movie. There's a few hints though, like sharing the same number of fingers and out-of-time jokes.
CaptainMags
And his clothing matches (blue with a red belt)
IrishPokeball
Well Robin Williams voiced him too, so there's that..
tirusr
There is also the point he is the only other character with a four fingered hand unlike all the other people beside genie.
inSanityNPP
Exactly!
IrishPokeball
Maybe thats where the rumour comes from?
inSanityNPP
I can't really remember why I thought he was the genie. It's been so long. I just know I thought he was.
IrishPokeball
Cleverly subliminally messaged. :P
LunaLilly
Literally after every one of these some retarded sarcastic voice played in the back of my head saying "now you know"
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
I'm just annoyed that they can't spell out "know" correctly in their url.
JustARandomFacelessExtraInTheMovieOfYourLife
If only there was a clue as to which website is the source? now you kno
fatalerror
I must let all my friends KNO!
biggerthanboobs
Aladdin cosplay
kingofshitafuckmountain
take off you majestic fuck *sobs slightly* im not crying im not!!
mtad1691
+1 for not being a slutty girl dressed in Jasmine clothes.
Sasstiel
Not at all what I expected but I was not disappointed.
biggerthanboobs
flickerdart
AetherMcLoud
Was honestly expecting this one:
MagicUpvote
I can shooow you the woooohhhhshhhhiiiii-
floatlikeabutterfry
I bet he felt pretty winded after that.
hadakanogokiburi
* Air Bender.
WonderlandOpera
Now that's dedication.
Whargarbal
Hes good
FrogPaste
Dammit, how am I supposed to top that!?
Sovereignbuddha
A whole neww wwwwarhghghg
CaptainMarkoRamius
I can show you the wall...
DropTheSoap
Did i just watch a man die?
Socksy09
*Static Shock cosplay
fishfishcro
Not the sauce, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3863eLsKcc
rererepost
No boobs exposed, that's some classy cosplay.
Daggaroth
April Death count: 35
blueberrycupcakes
Is that the ariplane wing from the lost flight?
PhillipJFrenchFry
Huehuehue
bezeta
Source+: http://youtu.be/uWGCpqieO_0
Helpivefallenandcantgetup
Even the end of the youtube link looks shocked..
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
Someone do the gif sound thingy with this and Whole New World
kesselschlacht
I exhaled louder than normal. Good job +1
biggerthanboobs
thesassquatch
does Aladdin also have a tooth in the middle of his face?
ThisGuyHere
I'm not shocked in the least that Robin Williams ad libbed for 16 hours.
tirusr
Isn't that just his stand up routine?
RainDog55
We all know what they say about cocaine.
LongliveKilgoreTrout
It's a hell of a drug... If you wanna get some shit done!
YouNowKnowTheMuffinMan
I want those tapes. I imagine nothing less than hilarity.
NightRush
Robin Williams isn't actually an actor. They just follow him around with mics and cameras, and things happen.
Smayds
I'm impressed that it was only 16 hours!
tirusr
I assume they ran out of tape or they kicked him out of the studio.
ThisGuyHere
One can assume that the studio had to force him out of the recording studio to make time for everyone else.
Sasstiel
I only ever heard "nice kitty, take off and go" Y'all are twisted.
boogidy
When I was 8, my dad showed us this part and that it was telling teenagers to take off their clothes :P
AngryRedBear
I always thought it was "Nice Kitty, not the clothes!" since it was the shiny prince outfit and all.
CrimsonSix
I always heard "take off your pants". every time.
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
BS I heard him say it with my sisters as witness on VHS
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
We were pretty young at the time as well.
notaballoon
The genie says it, it's not any more subliminal or weird than the existence of the brothel or groucho marx in the movie
somethingclevergoeshere
Actually my college professor knows the guy who did these sexual sublimal messages. No lie. It's sadly legit.
doesanyoneevenreadthese
I feel like there's a few interesting stories there.
TugMcRaw
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/worst-disney-boyfriend-aladdin.png
Klingon00
A whole nude world?
GoronsRock
I was hoping that this would be a top comment. Like how on earth do those two sentences sound similar?
Baylin33
This. I'm no prude or anything, but I get bugged when people sexualize Disney movies.
sceneric
they obviously had to edit that out for the dvd release
sceneric
same with the penis on the littler mermaid video box cover
Tate713
THIS! I spent hours listening for it. I felt like I was the only one who heard the normal line.
colossus32
you have to get the old version they fixed the remastered one
Tate713
I have the old version. A VHS we bought pretty much right after the movie came out.
Kasoni
Like 15 years after the little mermaid was released someone made a big stink that all the castle towers looked like penises.
flamingflamingo
There was even a rumor that it was deliberate, drawn by a disgruntled artist about to be fired, but apparently that's 100% false.
Kasoni
Well if he was "about to be fired" 15 years ago, and no one ever caught it, must not have been too bad.
Morebunnies
It's like, no shit. So does every single other tower built by man on earth. That's the point.
joker24791
Well it's not my fault Bambi and Dumbo were drawn so sexy
BinaryFlow
Dat trunk
AugustusScuirus
Mind the bulge.
caros
People who applaud at the movie theatre are the worst and shouldn't be encouraged. THERE, I SAID IT.
Legacy91
What about when that religious fanatic in The Mist was shot and killed? When I saw it in theaters, everyone applauded.
acarnivalmantra
Ha! I know this because I watch movies pirated in US theaters.
BewareoftheLeopard
what about people that tell the folks not to go upstairs in horror movies? telling them not to investigate that strange noise won't help.
halfanangrybadger
I'll do it at the end of a midnight premiere I really enjoyed, not during the film. I clapped at Dark Knight Rises
cmc8290
I did it once at a screening... was filmed in my city and my friend played a small role. But that is the only time I can justify it.
Valiumismyfavouritecolour
The whole point of applauding comes from premieres! When the performers are there applaud if you liked their work. Otherwise its pointless
MutantTurd
I applaud this comment. YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!
whatmeworkquestionmark
"THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
theartofselfdefense
The only time I've ever heard of someone applauding in a movie theater were from internet reviews of Transformers and Twilight screenings.
GrowliePants
Worse are the people that do a standing ovation at a movie.
LinearOperator
I can always just watch a movie at home. The unique theater experience comes from things like audience applause, cheering, gasping, etc.
MasterHobbes
Exactly.
PedanticGonkDroid
Or maybe from the huge-ass screen, or is that just me?
LinearOperator
Depending on where you sit and your tv size, the screen most probably takes up less of your field of vision than your tv
PedanticGonkDroid
Ah, I forgot this is true for many. However, with my particular TV,
LinearOperator
Fair point!
Prodigybeast
I dunno, it was fun watching the crowd get so into The Dark Knight whenever Ledger's Joker did something on screen.
BadPornNames
After the movie finished everyone in the room stood up and applauded, and I think it's worth it even the producers obviously won't hear it.
okbluejays
Thank you!
othernym
inb4 americlaps
JesStang
I lived in CA as a kid & they applauded after every movie. I moved to OK and they don't clap here! I visited CA last year & they still clap!
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
As a Californian, people don't always applaud. They usually do if the movie was REALLY amazing.
doyouwannabuildasnowman
Clapifornia!
FireLordVivec
In Greeland most people applaud when a pilot lands the plane.
lizzieskwrl
Especially after every song? Who does that? Who did that EVER?!
nicoleaut
Preview screenings are diffrent
ashmenon
You've not been to India, have you.
nicoleaut
Do they always clap? I would like that...to go to India and to clap. I can barely get enough money to get out of town!
ashmenon
Clap, whistle, dance, singalong, burn down the cinema, saw it all when I was there. It gets old fast.
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kmf2h
You forgot to mention that this was the most badass Sega Genesis game ever.
HarpoFromNSync
true but it wasn't nearly as good as the snes version
Olystubbies
Thanks for the memories
LearningOnImgur
How could I possibly take down a giant, 8 foot scorpion? Why, by throwing an apple at it, of course!
gypsy816
Level skip still remembered: ABBA ABBA. Maybe they just liked Abba a lot...
Ivehadtoomuchchampagne
oh my GOD thank you for the sudden rush of memories....
imscaredofzombies
ABABABB and skip a level
Veit
Not quite, it was ABBAABBA.
Gouki1
In fact, the Genesis/MegaDrive version was developed in conjunction with the animators of the movie. The SNES version wasn't.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
Sonic the Hedgehog or GTFO
theslamauge
nowyoukno!
hotdogsalesman
Oh. My. God. Can we all be best friends like right now? No truer fuckin words. Aladdin, Lion King, Jurassic Park, Road Rash, Battletoads...
appatheflyingbison
RIGHT!!
garnhum
PREACH
MattTheRadarTechnicianApproves
TRUTH!
fireeternal
FUCK YEAH!
heibaiwow
Nope, Lion King was
MichaelJordanAsHimselfInSpaceJam
Motherfucking right it was.
MrSteveTheEater
You bet your ass it is!
WizardsStick
Also, the most badass ringtone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh6yz-U2jNk&list=PLDAD3FC379E9D6893
yababyyabbay
The lave wave level!! Remember the cheat code to skip the levels?
ACatNamedVirtute
My one friend had nightmares for a long time when we were kids and is still terrified of the old man in that game.
ivoryman50
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
cluckythehorse
They had this as an arcade game in the mens section of my local JC Penny growing up, not sure why but it was awesome!
UncleBuster
ABBAABBA (skip level)
NeverEndingStoryMachine
I was looking to make sure someone else remembered this from 20 years ago.
UncleBuster
oh...i still remember the noise it makes once you type that bad boy in
NeverEndingStoryMachine
lol, of course. Oh all the things I could remember and forget, I don't know why I know this so confidently.
MoxRavager
and SNES
Kblackhawks
YESSSS
s1rweeze
The SNES game is okay, but the Genesis version was much better
shellshock3d
Bullshit the Genesis one has a sword. Aladdin never had a sword!
Oakshadric
Super Nintendo game ever*
beefjokey
I beat them both
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
I still play this shit like once a week
daveydwb
SHOTS FIRED
lily10110
Why not both?
dingdingdongdingdong
If you think Aladdin was the best SNES game ever, you need to go back and play a few more
GuffTheTough
Lion King too! Those games were actually surprisingly difficult for being targeted towards kids.
Veit
I still play Lion King, Aladdin and Toy Story every so often. They were fantastic platformers.
iamireland
Rented Lion King, it was SO HARD. But Aladdin is my favorite and I can still beat it in 45 minutes.
ShiaTheBeouf
Sega MegaDrive memories 1980-200 R.I.P
theonlyusernameiwantedwastaken
year 200 was a dark time for sega...
ShiaTheBeouf
FUCK!
HeyFreckleFace
Loved that on the Sega, but damn I kicked ass at The Lion King video game.
iamagrocerybag
YES I fucking completed it.
iamireland
Dude The Lion King was SO HARD.
HeyFreckleFace
...Dude..the graveyard at the end. Holy shit balls I was a girl possessed for like, days.
iamireland
I just rented it when I was pretty young, me and my friends couldn't get very far at all, returned it, never looked back.
HeyFreckleFace
Yeah, my parents really should not have bought it for me. I think I developed the onset of carpel tunnel those first 2 weeks.
Punnilingus
I've got a present for you. http://www.ssega.com/game.php?id=29
MollyGoodspeed
Commenting for later
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I love you. Lion King. Sonic. Too bad there's no Toejam and Earl.
GhostMalone
Suh-hweeet
LandOTenThousandBadSportsTeams
Commenting for later
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
Literally played this for hours...THANK YOU!
kmf2h
I love you so much right now.
fireeternal
I just jizzed in my pants.
DrRobotNicht
You, I like.
thisishowyougetants
OMG commenting for later use ssegaaaaaa <3
ImOPsMom
Ssseeeeggaaaaa
IndianaIsWeird
tep
iChangeMyUsernameDaily
Can't wait to try this out. Do they have one for nes and snes?
Deadpo0l
You are awesome
crazypassportgirl
You beat me to it! +1
Punnilingus
By only 2 days! :P
crazypassportgirl
Yeah I realised how slow I had been haha1
IndianaIsWeird
yep
thoughthungry
OMG this is fantastic. Do you have any idea where to find the similar Lion King and Jungle Book games? I had all 3 on a CD-Rom as a child!
Punnilingus
There was a post a few weeks ago that I found this site on. I'm sure if you could find it you might be able to stumble on those games.
weaselbee
The lion king game is on that same site.
PizzaPanda
Commented for later use. Thanks!!!
Icamehereforthewaters
I'm afraid to click on that... It's not that I don't trust you, but, like, I don't know. What if?
Icamehereforthewaters
I think there's been a misunderstanding; I meant, what if I click on that and it's not the game? I couldn't take that kind of hurt.
bowl1991
I need dis.
stutteringbob
Do those sites actually work? I've tried several from different devices and the game never starts. ever.
Punnilingus
I tried it a couple weeks ago and it worked just fine.
stutteringbob
I guess it's just security settings then. Oh well. I kind of wanted to play them...
cubanpete
using chrome?