From my college's career website...
When you're about to see a new penis for the first time
I see your cream pies and raise you zebra cakes, the crack equivalent of the 8-14 set.
That moment when the replies start piling up and you realize you must have said something stupid but you're too scared to look.
Why does imgur keep directing me sketchy ads? I can't computer.
Keeping this in mind for Halloween next year
Maybe I WILL get a job when I graduate
I always wondered how you people knew when your cake day was.
Denise and Drew were my jam.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.
You weirdos are my Valentines this year.
For sure happening with the Viralizer right now
He's special.
Bye car, see you in May I guess ...
MY DAD IS BABYSITTING MY CAT
My stupid Princess Diana beanie baby has to be worth SOMETHING.
The church down the street from me has a new theme every week
Don't tell me what to do duck.
That's the sassiest ninja turtle I've ever seen.