Things that never happened.
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MRW my sex ed teacher said males can randomly get erections.
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How I feel my first post reaction will be...
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Don't read this wrong like I did.
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You tried
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Googled my username. I'm satisfied.
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Ready to GTFO.
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Ravens vs Browns tonight
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Oh, bears.
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Which one are you?
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That's a bold strategy, Cotton.
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My first experience!
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Jesus uses holographic technology.
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Oh.
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Some things cannot be unseen.
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This showed up in my news feed. FINALLY!
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Meet Molly. She likes treats!
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WHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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MRW I see top comment is a brilliant pun
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It's Wahta-meh-lone!
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Collab is done
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I've learned this can apply to 99.92817% of all posts.
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MRW I forgot I put muffins in the oven.
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And let's go to Ollie Williams for the Blackie UserSub Report.
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WE - ARE - SMART!
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Saw the .gif and had to add this.
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Glynn
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Yep that was the reaction to my first post
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Yes, because flavor.
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And for my grand finale...
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When a Viralizer comment actually makes sense.
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