HowCurious
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JESUS CHRIST. Looks like im gonna be busy. Thank you to all that commented. I will deliver. But seeing as there are over two thousand comments, its gonna take some serious time to get to all of you. Please be patient, and have a little faith. I am, after all, but a sloth
boobgourmet
No... Seriously?
KeepCalmAndEatBacon
OP always delivers
ShenanigansEnsue
upvote fairy
opium4oxygn
Well I'll join the party too
Tuliriel
could that would counter that angry person who downvoted every comend i made because i said i dislike guns
bjc5070
such commitment. such time. much gur.
PureAlloy
You. I like you. Have some upvotes.
WithMyFreezeRayIWillStopTheWorld
I doubt it..
joukhoody
Yay for upvote fairies!
DesignerJeanShorts
I have a closet filled with designer jean shorts. +1
BigArt
snickerdoodles for breakfast
RandomOilMan
OP right now: "I've made a huge mistake..."
zarsin
It makes me sad that you'll probably never see this...
khaleesi
Gee thanks!
baconthegiraffe
It's like an up vote fairy-godmother
sergantbito
obligotory dickbutt.gif
saltwater
Oh my god you poor thing
AlwaysBetOnTortoise
Is this microphone on?
Orncore
Kind of makes me want to make a comment along the lines of "Hitler did nothing wrong" just to make you a Proxy Nazi
Penguinpower
I gave you the 100th point. Made me happy. c:
SweetMoonSugar
You are cool
Orncore
This is the best day ever
somethingworthy
Someone likes pain
nnovetljlde
I do! Oh wait...
ishalltakethisinternetandraiseitasmyown
http://imgur.com/f9L3wjd
silentbob62
You're so lucky this hasn't gone viral
KingGuiseppi
It has now!
worrso
Hasn't gone vital yet...
worrso
*viral...
kmaarie
Not so lucky now.
scootz759
Good luck!
ItsTheFinalCountdown
You're gonna be here a very very long time
SparklingCockWaffle
I hope he works for Imgur otherwise hos boss will not be happy haha
theluckysuccess
I've been doing this to newer users who are cool... its funny to watch them be all like "OMG where did these points come from!!!" lol
TravDrinksBeer
Haha I like style.
theluckysuccess
This has all the feels of presidential elections. Op gets all the votes, then does nothing... comes back in 4 weeks.... does the same thing.
SparklingCockWaffle
Keep an eye on one specific comment you made and see if it goes up by one vote soon :P
HowCurious
Oh GOD DAMMNIT. I didn't expect this to leave user sub
sugar3
Now upvote me you whore
sugar3
Sure you didn't
aykyle
You've underestimated the power of internet point greed.
Koztah
Have fun with the up arrow!
EarthwormJimApproves
Saying "I'll upvote everything" in user submitted is like feeding a pack of hungry animals!
HarryPotterGeek
Well, you're screwed now, aren't you? I mean, think of all the time you'll have to spend on imgur now! Oh, wait...
bikemancs
You're screwed... say goodbye to your free time for the next month...
OneOfYourFrenchGirls
Perhaps a baby sloth to represent how slowly you're allowed to go about this process.
SledgeTheFloors
Congrats on leaving the cave of US!
HowCurious
thank you
gobismyhomeboy
Godspeed, kind sir.
Humdumdiddlydurr
Oh goodness...you're gonna be busy, buddy. Interested to see how it pans out!
JHuggans
You offered free internet points. What did you expect to happen?
HowCurious
downvoted to oblivion, like what usually happens?
Chomsk
Well... Take the time you need and careful with carpal tunnel syndrome, k.
BarrySprout
dont bother delivering on it, nobody else does, and upvotes are meaningless, you time is worth more
whyismyusernamealreadytaken
Behold... the power of the upvote!
TubaTom
Sorry for not believing you ;)
HowCurious
its ok :)
TubaTom
Damn you are fast!
HowCurious
for a sloth, im pretty quick
ibtlb
yes you did
JewishMonk
Are you dead yet?
calyta
you done it now~
NiftyGoblin
Pay up motherfucker XD
gamebrain89
I'm sorry, OP. (Plot twist. I'm not!)
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
Ohhhh OP... To save you time, for me, only upvote the comments in the negatives. I waive the additional upvotes, cause holy shit... dude...
kulastrazara
Are you Nigerian prince?
nigerianscam
I don't think he's the one.
eviscera
Or are you dancer?
theluckysuccess
Nigerian Upvote Fairy Prince: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/95/95d9fcba35ae77a510be41ac2b2b5b749f87238274a2c19c18ba0c1a12eddb0b.jpg
SpaworldLurkerFinallyJoined
This got me laughing like an idiot at my desk.
frozenuts
Imgurian Prince.
Miagisnipples
Funny enough Nigeria is a good ol Constitutional Republic
frozenscorpion
I also wish to know if I have inherited some money from you!
InkblotCosplay
it is funny you should mention that kind sir for i just so happen to be one and i would like to propose to you a business transaction
Acornlad
Downvote and leave a comment. That is how you scam this nigerian prince. But I upvoted anyway.
PirateDentist
I have over 40 million upvotes I am unable to access without your help. Please send 200 upvotes for the servce fees and you shall get 10%.
SparklingCockWaffle
Does this come with endless money? Because if so I'm super on board!
SeriouslyYouGuysNeedToStartShoweringEveryday
Yes.
mikerosswannabe
http://imgur.com/wg6F4AD
IAmLobstronomous
Maybe if I send him my upvote, he'll return it with 5000 upvotes. (Not that that's possible, but one could hope)
tuesunsommiel
better send bank account information just in case
DieselBoston
You can be Zena the warrior princess
thejunkey
but i'm a nigerian prince..seriously
magnacookies
call upon me
LoneDirewolf
Can I be a Zulu warrior?
magnacookies
id like to think i can too
LoneDirewolf
Nvm guys, I'm a direwolf
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
1)Chrome: Push ctrl+shift+I (Firefox: ctrl+shift+K). 2)Paste this: $('[title=like]').not('.pushed').click(); 3)Push enter. 4)??? 5.)Profit
BeardKhan
You still have to load every comment page. I dare you to try my profile.
jackbos
Commenting so I can come back to this later.
smashbash
This is smart. Do this. It won't be nearly as tedious.
OmNachoMama
This is lovely, thanks.
JustSomeGuyFromTheInternet
holy shit, that worked!
dancersonastring
What about Safari??
NoCheez4u
Awesome!
KellyWerner
I'm inclined to believe you but also too lazy to try it out.
Bigwilliejohnson
Second reply from top, hee haw!
wolfshades
For Mac users: Control Shift-C, then click on Console. Then paste as above. (for downvoting, replace "like" with "dislike" )
Shitanotherusername
I've been waiting for this
cambopalmer
if you can't get it to work, try clicking on the "console" tab in the dev window before pasting. Also, you may have to let it work for abit
littlemac
Hey I'm saving this for later
IMadeThisOnlySoICouldUpvote
so helpful
VeRtig0
witchcraft.......... burn the witch!!!
kurthalamue
So I can find this later because I'm not going to even try memorizing this.
JimmyKillsAlot
They actually patched it so it doesn't work any more.
JackFrost5
paste that where?
iAmAdult
i want you to know that i love you
CcAaNnAaDdAa
At first I was like wtf, my computer just lagged out, then BAM! UPVOTES FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
tigerfox77
commenting for future use.
iDrinkDrano
You just shortened the time he's gonna need drastically
PoopholeAintALoophole
Replying for later reference and +1. Thanks for the tip
Nandabun
Yes, do this thing.
ItsGotOurNameOnItWickes
commenting for future use (upvotes for all!)
BeautyandtheBeardtheGingerEdition
Commenting for later!
bob7777777
is that an I or an l
vyral
I once did a similar script, but, wasn't there some sort of time limitation?
RickRossSteakSauce
I'm Gonna rain up votes for days now
TheOtherNathan
Tested it on your profile so... Thank you and your welcome?
emperorphoenix
Amazing!
WatchForMoose
But what does it do? D:
FaxCelestis
Awesome.
floydspiritz
it worked!
TKAM21
SO MANY COMMENTS, MY SCREEN KEEPS FLASHING!!!
aquick
?
Dumfuc
@sarah already told us it doesn't work
Qauzer
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed').click(); I am become death, etcetera etcetera...
DeltaBlast
Holy carp.
fizyx
I want to save this for later use <.<
avi8tor
NOW GIVE US THE SAME FOR DOWNVOTES !
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed').click();
MynameisPuedespieds
You probably just unleashed hell on us.
avi8tor
thanks !
bobbysinclair
No no no, isn't it 'Delete System 32'? Just go to your computer and search for that, and then delete all the files! Automatically upvotes!
CameHereForOneThingAndOneThingOnlyLNI
I'm on a Mac using safari tho...
Chronomechanist
Now THIS is a comment worthy of favouriting.
TurkNJD
Commenting for future use
salura
What sorcery is this?
ToranagaTheShogun
It's called "Javascript" and "JQuery".
malok
So, I just upvoted everything on this page, I think I'm going to upvote every comment you made because I can.
biscuits0
book.mark.awesome!
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
you forgot the part about having to press console
silentbob62
Once the comments finish loading. I'll use that on this page. Everyone gets a point!
JohnnyMnemonic
That is fucking sweet. +1.
Teak42
Oh, the magic that is Jquery.
thorbatestogirls
change like to dislike and that's how you murder imgur accounts into oblivion
TheClassyGentleman
doesnt work that easily in chrome.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
I should've said ctrl+shift+j as it focuses on the console. ctrl+shift+i works for most people but not everyone.
linwoodskivins
And yet another programmer makes internet life that much easier!
Alleon
This is amazing.
marksman48
THANKS!
RepostStatistics
Go to http://jsfiddle.net/D53wH/2/ and bookmark the 3 links to get 'auto upvote','reset votes' and 'scroll down to load everything' script
faceeatingtoast
commenting for later reference...
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Brilliant. Didn't even think about the scroll necessity. According to my study performed on your page, it works flawlessly.
RepostStatistics
Thank you :) It might fail if the page need to long to load the paginated stuff. But so far it worked for me every time.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Nice bot by the way. Very impressive.
RepostStatistics
Thank you. Currently i have the hashes from 10411 images. Updating the hash algo will be a PITA ;)
Zechie
I once posted that and got over 40 downvotes + 3 angry comments... yet when someone else posts it.. :(
NeonNishi
What exactly does it do though?
GoToCanuck
My new hobby. http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/8/1/2/2/6/original/upvote-all-their-things.jpg
do2g
What would we do without jQuery, this is assuming every comment is in the DOM already though, which is not gewd!
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
I know, I foolishly overlooked that :(. @AmIJustAnotherAutomaton did not, however, and left this little charm: http://jsfiddle.net/D53wH/2/
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
*Overlooked adding. I didn't write the initial script, just passing it along.
RickRossSteakSauce
I think you broke the system
DanNeedsLoveToo
Not sure if imgur is glitched or no one actually replied on this comment..
DanNeedsLoveToo
or the rest of other comments.....
Hackenchop
chrome is ctrl+shift+j
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Both work. But you're right, ctrl+shift+J brings up the focused Console.
GrowlyMcBearface
Good Guy @Involnerable reduces OP's risk of carpal tunnel syndrome
Hamsterdentist
My Chrome won't do anything if I press that. F12 works...
ZacMuerte
it's actually ctrl+shift+J
jhcuco
I did it, the page almost crashed, I saw the arrows turn green... then it refreshed and reverted.
ItsFRONKENsteen
just did it on your page! Ha! enjoy @Involnerable !
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
comment for later use
ZacMuerte
for those who didn't want to upvote all 2,644 things: $('[title=like].pushed').click(); un-upvotes all the things on the page
ironfang69
OMG so cool, you broke IMGUR!
Helloiggy
TIL :)
thingsofyourmind
Holy mother of fuck... i love you so much!! right now
AncalagontheBlack
This is madness, I wish i could favorite this for later use.
MarksUsername
Still, good luck with the amount of people commenting ;)
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
Where do you paste it? I has the dumb.
GoToCanuck
in the console tab
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
It should just automatically bring up the developer tools menu with the cursor set after hitting ctrl+shift+I/k.
slateshalehead
Coolcoolcool
omgartmanlolol
mother of god...
IAmSiegmeyerofCatarina
Are you a wizard?
icouldntpickmyusernamesoimrantingtotheinternet
I tried to be an upvote fairy once...this would have saved me at least 4 hours...
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
TIME FOR AN UPVOTING SPREE!!!
Captainfasterdangles
It's a trap
CaptainHanderpants
Sorcery?
toadali
What does this do?
ccdk
Genius!
joukhoody
You, i like that, thank you!
baacon11
LOL....are people actually believing that this is real??? lololol
Drafi
That's awesome! Do you know a code like this that works for Facebook? I have a friend that I need to confuse
CossackHD
I feel like upvotes dispencer now :D
WickedSpacePanda
This worked LOL
SomethingCleverBand
Yup. With great power comes great.....results from people exploiting this
rukk
People exploiting for imaginary internet points, truly the end of the world.
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
What's the equivalent code for downvoting? I might need it.
Tyroin
Just change like to dislike
GoToCanuck
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed').click(); if you want to be a jerk who am I to not enable you
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
I mostly want it to express my... distaste of novelty accounts.
FinalBackwardsGlance
Easier:create a new bookmark. Paste this to location: javascript:void($('.down').not('.pushed').click()); Save.
sparkledick
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed'.).click(); dont be a downvote fairy though for no reason.
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
Don't worry, i'm a responsible asshole.
sparkledick
polite, responsible assholes are my favorite kind of assholes.
faceeatingtoast
I went to upvote you but had already played upvote fairy on this thread....
CommanderDick
I have no idea where to paste this. I copied and tried pasting it and it's doing nothing.\
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Pressing the ctrl+shift+i/k shortcut should bring up "developer tools" with a cursor ready to accept a paste. What browser are you using?
CommanderDick
Chrome
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Try pushing ctrl+shift+j.
CommanderDick
oh wow thanks just upvoted all your stuff lol
ObamaLlamaDuck
Well thanks to Involnerable I just upvoted every single comment on this image!
vyral
"This took a disgusting amount of time" Lost my shit with that hahahah
ajgriffy
Thanks for posting this. I hope OP realizes he can run this and, as you say, profit, or more simply, not get carpal tunnel.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Maybe that is his second favourite type of tunnel!
vidiv
There's still over 2200 main comments. It's gonna take time to chew through, and he has to scroll to the bottom of each userpage too.
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
The lazy loader only goes back so far, so its not really every comment you ever made.
homadek
what does this do? I am in a lecture class in the front row and afraid..... haha
slimstebow
Finds that damn plane
lazeboi413
upvotes everything on the page
WowWhatAWhore
basically it says : For every item named "like" that is not clicked, click it.
yoshimasta
Thank you.
idrivemycouch
Produces the sound of two humpback whales mating from your phone /computer that will attract the attention of everyone in a classroom which
idrivemycouch
Will cause you to die from embarrassment.
iThoughtSheWasLvl18
Upvotes everything
KyosBallerina
That is awesome.
homadek
right on! thanks!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Unleashes WW III
MrBizarre
Woops!
TheFlyingHellfish
GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
SirIcyAcorns
I am not seeing where to paste this. =/
gewalt
when you open the console window, which tab from elements to console
SirIcyAcorns
Yep tyvm. I was sitting on the elements tab.
FinalBackwardsGlance
Easier:create a new bookmark.Paste this to location: javascript:void($('.up').not('.pushed').click()); Save-visit profile-click on bookmark.
SirIcyAcorns
Sweet! TY.
FinalBackwardsGlance
Easier:create a new bookmark.Paste this to location: javascript:void($('.up').not('.pushed').click()); Save-visit profile-click on bookmark.
JediMan
add a loop or scroll... this only gets 20ish comments
FinalBackwardsGlance
This script upvotes the visible posts only. You have to scroll down to the bottom manually. Sorry.
JediMan
i know... im a programmer... just commenting on the code :P
FinalBackwardsGlance
I'm a programmer too. But I thought this would be enough. But if you can write a code which opens all comments, we'll thank you. :)
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
@AmIJustAnotherAutomaton posted this down below: http://jsfiddle.net/D53wH/2/
blueluck
I'm not a programmer, although I edit a script here and there. Can you explain how to use this, please?
SlightlyNormal
Fucking great, more people to abuse voting.. Quit whoring imaginary points and let the system be used for its original purpose.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Quit getting pissed off about imaginary points.
SlightlyNormal
I wouldn't, if those imaginary points didnt decide content that gets to viral.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Fair enough, but I doubt this script would drastically affect that. It's not like it's giving multiple votes to individuals.
SlightlyNormal
It's the whole mentality, where whoring for upvotes is more important than actually providing interesting and intelligent content :(