SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss

60731 pts · February 7, 2012


Sometimes I wonder how many points I could get if I just kept posting comments that only get 1 point.

"You will pretend to be a prince,but we know the truth. You’re Reek. You’ll always be Reek, no matter how sweet you smell."

Points 47
Comments 15
Views 797

I hate this timeline

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 296

Tree Wizard

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Comments 1
Views 1602

Went from never heard of him to a big fan....

Points 43
Comments 4
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How we all feel, well most of  us

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Comments 4
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The only thing left I can do at this point.

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 81

Is it just me or is anyone gettign Judge Doom vibes off that outfit?

Points 23
Comments 1
Views 366

December 31st 11:59 PM

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Comments 5
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I feel like the title of this movie is approriate for some reason...?

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 216

Not abusing the system was not the best safeguard

Points 73
Comments 8
Views 1001

I think we should all leave...

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Comments 3
Views 343

Vote counters:

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 86

Hoping my team wins!

Points 37
Comments 5
Views 443

I will only use my powers for good and hype

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 10178

Step1: F*ck around.

Points 34
Comments 7
Views 738

For the love of god and all that is holy!!!!!

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 151

I have a doctor's note

Points 29
Comments 2
Views 522

In case you forgot what today was: 

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 6030

Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 157

In a row?

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 1187

The most important part of the VP Debate...

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 205

Cake flavored coffee...

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 60

I can commune with the tadpoles in your brains.

Points 24
Comments 6
Views 233

TamlallicA: Ride the Stroke

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 248

Remarks - remarked

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Comments 6
Views 714

It would be nice to cry less than my leg.

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 497

This shit right here is what we get pissed at Imgur

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 118

How long until you're fully vaccinated?

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 3842

There's a lot of posts about Stan Lee ... 

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 83

When you're reading the ending to season 8...

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Comments 10
Views 1238

"Bongiorno"

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Comments 7
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So Jeff Goldblum has a Jazz band

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Comments 13
Views 1273

Sometimes life just finds a way.

Points 82
Comments 7
Views 121

When people talk about how many inches of snow they are getting.

Points 56
Comments 13
Views 649

Hoping I can still milk this.

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 135

Well?

Points -5
Comments 4
Views 228

We have such sights to show you!

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 241

We all know the story of how Doc got the bruise on his head but this is the lesser known story of Marty's...

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 519

Cap tells it like it is.

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Comments 6
Views 88

When you get it

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Comments 1
Views 69

The "Face with tears of joy" emoji just broke 1,000,000,000 uses on Twitter.

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Comments 3
Views 4689

In case of spiders...

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Comments 4
Views 65

Look what my work gave me today...

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Comments 1
Views 233

This hits home...

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Comments 4
Views 95

When she’s drunk enough and wants to try anal.

Points 34
Comments 11
Views 4177

A brave man is a man who dares to look the Devil in the face and tell him he is a Devil.

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 79

When the credits for an actor says "as him/herself"

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 197

They predicted it in Avengers 1

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 218

Practice Hand Kit (for when you need a refresher how to interact with humans again)

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 516

Elon Musk's Snapchat to Aliens

Points 34
Comments 7
Views 1275

Life finds a way...

Points -4
Comments 2
Views 55

Why not give it a try , what else are you going to do work?

Points 1
Comments 8
Views 178

When you hear Starz is creating a John Wick spin-off series called “The Continental” and you hope one of the assassins is this guy:

Points 1618
Comments 59
Views 112428

When the President is just left

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Comments 5
Views 104

Every time I go outside people say I look like Chris Christie, what do you all think?

Points 2
Comments 9
Views 1625

Found these two image next to each other, both are about being high.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 39

Lord GabeN at the DOTA 2 international 2018 subtlety dropping hints...

Points -4
Comments 5
Views 357

So if you could just show me your Bobs that'd be great.

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Comments 13
Views 1801
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