5 yo me after finding out mom hooked up the brown bag with a Lunchables and a Fruit Roll Up
Mfw my attending tells me that he hates a nurse because shes "the love child of Trump and Carol Baskins"
Fruity Pebbles teaches us how to appropriately talk smack on the Internet
When I randomly remember that it's my birthday during a consult
It's my birthday!!! Showing off how awesome my wife is with all the gifts she got me!
When the teacher picks 3 kids to clean up before lunch and she picks none of your kickball crew
No context
MRW a post tries to 'restore my faith in humanity'
My 1st year of med school I discovered Imgur, and I spent every day upvoting every front page image. Today, I matched into a residency position for surgery at a university in my home state of CA. Thanks for the laughs, I'm off to be an official Dr!
Finding that comment that makes your heart soar like an eaaaaaaagle
Seeing a dog in a stroller wearing a Chanel outfit
When your homie finishes with a presentation you know he finished the night before
When someone reposts your image with the same exact title
Before the reveal in the South Park movie, this is who I figured would be under Kenny's hood
Set a personal record today, 19 grocery bags in one trip
How I feel reading an exaggerated humblebrag confession bear
You can complain about the scene/wardrobe changes, or just enjoy it for what it is
When your friends offer you some Sour Patch Kids and you reach in and pull out two red ones
When I teach my little nephew how to do the unlimited rare candy trick and now him and his friends won't stop asking me for advice
When you're at a mandatory administrative training and the trainer once again breaks into an unnecessary anecdote
Dude
When a female tell me she gon lemme smash cuz I said pls
How I feel when the magic Imgur fairy remembers my birthday from a year ago and wishes me happy birthday
A handy guide to identifying imgurians from the front page!
When someone in a random group of people says something inaccurate or stupid about a topic you're an expert in
When your squad trying to roast you ready with a comeback
When my extended family from Bangladesh finds me on Facebook and adds me
Every seat at the San Jose airport has an outlet, plus usb
When someone replies to my comment telling me I suck
The emotional roller coaster of being introduced to R&M
As a Californian, I had a throbbing erection
Today, after 26 years of hardship and suffering, I achieved the impossible. I finished both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
When my gaydar game is better than my gay friend's and the new guy introduces us to his bf
When the paneer is on point and the naan is cash
The face you make when you're intercepted for a quick conversation with your boss on your way to take a dump
When it's the first day of school and you find out your best friend is in your homeroom class
When your outfit on point and you walk by your ex
A more manageable dose of Black Twitter
I've been in love with him since before we worked together
When direct family members kiss each other on the mouth
Somebody cancelled plans on me mid-day, so I spent my entire Saturday binge watching all of True Detective
Not sure what the cool kids of Imgur want, so here's my latest invention. For kids!!
When someone tags you in a comment
When your title is so perfect you have to admire it
When the pizza guy asks me why I answered the door butt naked with a raging erection
MRW I drive past a speed trap and I'm already going under the speed limit
Classmate asked me how a drug worked, I blanked on the term 'osmotic' so I said 'water gravity'.
MRW I overhear a group of kids say "She got all the cake make a brotha wanna dip"
Submitted this awhile ago, it still gives me a chuckle
MRW when I ask "What's wrong?" to the lady yelling at an employee and she snaps at me "Are you the moron in charge around here?"
MRW people ask me if this is OC
I keep forgetting what Drake is like...
One of my classmates tried to throw me under the bus for an assignment he didn't do but I had my presentation ready to go