Stolen memes from my phone part 1

Mar 19, 2018 1:46 AM

TheCakeShoveler

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We need to make the game in the last pic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 do these idiots honestly not understand that retail employees are paid to be nice to them???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're into anime, Erased does this once, and it's so beautifully unsettling.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Christopher Ryan? Isn't that the guy who used to play Cool Mike in The Young Ones and then Dave Hedgehog in Bottom?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these is not like the others

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took a video game design class in high school and now I wish I was back so I could make the game in that last one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a girl, I just think she could have not been so mean about it. I mean, isnt there a happy medium between silence and burn the house down?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the first one tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neckbeards

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

decent dump OP. +1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There's two games like the humble peasant thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please do tell

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are 15 chickens

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard at the lewd capitals and Ted Cruz poem

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Y'know, I'm really not a fan of the whole fedora crowd, but I feel like she came down a little hard on him. Just block the guy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Yeah, but then he will go around doing the same thing again. He needs a reality check on rejection.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I click by hitting my palm, and can't any other way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely snapped to confirm the snapping your fingers meme. Mind blown

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somebody once told me, milwaukee pasta bandit found dead

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody once told me, don't take my macaroni, Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7. I'm less concerned with the spider or the missing commode lid and more concerned with the giant penis shadow.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

That's literally the point.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pee Pee Township

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do ppls fingers hit their palm though? My finger hits the fleshy bit at the base of my thumb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's part of your palm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh the blood keeps gushing and it won't stop gushing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. -Carl Schurz 1872

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I looked up all of these and it looks like in most cases the second part is added on to the original in later times.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well damn, just goes to show ya I should have looked them up mysrlf lol. Well mine is correct. Thanks for info I appreciate it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which word was supposed to be cat!!!???

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I also have always wondered this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read a while ago that it was supposed to be "Big ticks in his little brothers cat" but ticks was also typo'd.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#8. I'm 37 and now snapping my fingers... Dammit

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like the spider and toilet seat picture should focus more on the shadow.... holy hell.

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 6

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he... he gets it from his momma

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Scarier than the spider!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure are a lot of people not getting the joke lately.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Noticed that, incredibly not getting the joke too. Super over the top amounts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Riiiight???? https://imgur.com/1LJ1uCl

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still can’t figure out the: Roses are red, Obama’s is well spoken... one. I’m missing something obvious, aren’t I.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whas the ted cruz one?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah it just hit me fuckken zodiac killer

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ice cream machine is broken

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhhh gotcha. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8

8 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 0

Best part was the murder rampage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too many cooks!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I didn't have to link this. Updoot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched the whole thing. Worth it.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is great, i can stop imgur for a while

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came to the comments for this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did I watch the whole thing?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It’s funny

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause too many cooks!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I skipped to the end and saw the cat crawling towards the button and I think I'm gonna stay up a few more hours

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

When I first found that video I probably had it on loop for 3 days I found it so funny. That video broke me.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

May I recommend Uncut Footage of a Bear? Or This House Has People In It?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't just skip to the end like that. Go back and watch the whole thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will, after the two exams I have today lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIRC there is also a version where the writing acts as people; and the people are horizontally floating and acting as "names". Its weird af.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh it's in there alright

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's partway through the video

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oh i see! I just skipped through, didnt want to watch it at work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first one is pretty savage. She didn't even say she wasn't interested until she destroys him.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Her lack of interest should have been obvious to anyone who's not a space alien or non-verbal autistic.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry but that's bullshit. You cant have it both ways. If a guy has to respect her wishes, she needs to be clear on what her wishes are.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not showing interest _is_ showing she is not interested. A lack of interest is, by definition, not being interested.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is why there's so much confusion out there right now. What's wrong with simply saying you're not interested?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The problem is that it pushes your responsibility to understand your environment off to another person. It makes them endure mental 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She ignores him repeatedly & her only responses were to find out how he tracked her down. That's a giant flashing red "NOT INTERESTED" sign.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ignoring a person sends mixed signals; expressing disinterest makes a very clear signal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Here’s a hard pill to swallow, it seems: ignoring a person is not a mixed signal to most humans. You may be wired differently. But ... 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's no mixed signals when the only words she EVER communicated to him were in pursuit of finding out how he creepily tracked her down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's actually kind of scary that you don't understand this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She doesn’t owe him shit: she did not show any interest and he was creeeepy. If any of y’all are identifying with him? Examine your life.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Actually, like any person not interested in someone, she owes it to him to say she's not interested. That's it. Nothing special. Just clear.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Identifying? No, he's a loser that makes the fedora stereotype exist. But she was equally cringy in her bitchy, not that good, shutdown

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

I get the vibe that this isn't the first time she's had a creepy dude who can't take a hint. Probably equal parts rejection and venting.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Really? The vibe I get is the SJW obese female who isnt that great and thinks she's better than she is. but white knights gonna white knight

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I, for one, will continue to attempt to notice where the world has social injustice and work to fight against it. Not “hurt feelings”, 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So because she told this guy to fuck off she's an obese SJW? Are you trench coat/fedora guy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah but you can't say a guy needs to respect a girl's wishes, then dance around what those wishes are. "take a hint" needs to turn into

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'm not interested". That way if he keeps pushing, then it's on him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1...The girl slaughtered him and it was great, but, “this Kitty has claws” was cringe worthy.

8 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 16

don't know why someone would even waste so much time responding to shits like that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Welll she works at hot topic, what did you expect?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I feel the same way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m like 80% sure the whole thing was faked.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

I mean in fairness it's fairly likely the entire thing is fake

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 7

Pretty much.. when he discribed himself, i saw a pigeon hole forming to mock a particular type of minority. Trench coat... fedora

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Even if this exact story didn't happen, another 100,000 just like it did.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nooo. It's on the internet, it must be real.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How was that cringy?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Because it was cheesy and cliché. A good response otherwise, even though it was a little long.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How is cheesy and cliche cringy?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"Since you haven't taken out a restraining order or entered witness protection, I'll assume you're into me."

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 20, 2018 7:05 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He got feedback that will hopefully help him the next time he want to interact with people.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The fact he wouldn't just fuck off and leave her alone after stalking her makes me think he needs it spelled out.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If he had just done that and left it after she didn’t reply then maybe...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you do similarly creepy things some times?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

He was too shy to ask her out in person. Its hard to ask people out so went to facebook to make it easier thoshould have picked up the hint

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The only difference between a horror movie and a romantic comedy movie is the attractivness of the male character.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

There are other traits involved. I've seen less attractive guys do well with charisma,and I've seen guys 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Guys with nice bone structure,pretty eyes and lean muscles ruin there appeal with poor hygiene and cluelessness

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But...and this this important...his attractiveness is not just physical.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

One important facet of attractiveness is willingness to admit one's shortcomings. That was supposed to be "this is". :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You only have so many options when your parents name you Kitty.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

They probably named her Katherine.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

she works at hot topic. what do you expect?

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I had a friend who worked at hot topic and quit because he couldn’t handle the constant cringe.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

My wife worked at Hot Topic for a good while. (South Park episode is one of her faves) I could do some write ups if the interest is real.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am so happy I'm not the only one who thought so. My wife said it was badass and it made me regret having three kids with her. #loserwife

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 24

Dude don't say that about your wife :(

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Let's make this how the woman is an asshole. Seems to be the point of the story.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

I am not saying the woman is an asshole. I am agreeing "this kitty has claws" is cringy. Oh...or is your point how I am an asshole?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1/2 - No, but there is a bit here where we pick out One bit of her behavior and it is a bit close to saying "She's also cringy".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 - But your response is cool and you are not being an asshole. It's just something I see a lot with people, the blame shifting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm sure she was playing hard to get, he will be back

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

Calm down Weinstein

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh! He can give her an award, then he will get sex. Oh wait, thats what she has to suggest to him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

huh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the kind of stuff these women were saying to Weinstein in their own 'tell all' and then didn't go to police, they are worse than him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He has to switch out his tan fedora for his black with silver buckle fedora which grants him +3 Charisma when talking to m'lady.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

OH NO

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, he knows with this one he needs a trenchcoat for stealth so he doesn't scare her off immediately. He totally believes charisma is max

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was cringy as a loser. She was cringy bitchy in response (and could've just blocked him entirely or reported him like normal folks)

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 43

While I think her reply was too long and personal, blocking and reporting is the passive-aggressive BS that got us into this mess.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Really? From the looks of it ignoring for days and letting it fester instead of being straight up about it is what got her into the mess.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I disagree. The length of her response was weird but Im of the opinion that guys who don't get that they are being creepy need to be told.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

Fine to disagree, doesn't change she was extremely cringy as well, and that thats how you piss off a potentially mentally unstable person

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Unfortunately, a simple block never works.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Nope, the kind of response she gave is what gets people fired, or personal info posted on 4chan, or make mentally unstable people snap.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

A simple block just gives the same result. I’ve had friends who simply blocked a person, and then found their personal info plastered 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

all over the internet - or for the person being blocked just finding their other social media accounts and to try to talk tol them there.2/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1