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Mar 19, 2018 1:46 AM
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Ashman29
We need to make the game in the last pic
batalanah
#1 do these idiots honestly not understand that retail employees are paid to be nice to them???
DarknessOfIce
ManOfKent1967
Christopher Ryan? Isn't that the guy who used to play Cool Mike in The Young Ones and then Dave Hedgehog in Bottom?
JupiterCooper
One of these is not like the others
GodEmperor0fMankind
I took a video game design class in high school and now I wish I was back so I could make the game in that last one.
CatzEyes93
As a girl, I just think she could have not been so mean about it. I mean, isnt there a happy medium between silence and burn the house down?
lochnessm0nster
the first one tho
Root0syntax7
Neckbeards
deadlypoetry
decent dump OP. +1
pigeonregion
There's two games like the humble peasant thing
Phoelix
Please do tell
dumbefi
There are 15 chickens
superultramegazord
I laughed so hard at the lewd capitals and Ted Cruz poem
LandManatee
#1 Y'know, I'm really not a fan of the whole fedora crowd, but I feel like she came down a little hard on him. Just block the guy.
Myfamilyjewelshaveascendedinsidemeturnedintoovariesandexploded
Yeah, but then he will go around doing the same thing again. He needs a reality check on rejection.
Faultrsa
I click by hitting my palm, and can't any other way.
bibsamoo
Definitely snapped to confirm the snapping your fingers meme. Mind blown
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Somebody once told me, milwaukee pasta bandit found dead
ThePurpleMacaw
Somebody once told me, don't take my macaroni, Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead
SWReefer
#7. I'm less concerned with the spider or the missing commode lid and more concerned with the giant penis shadow.
Aquilarden
That's literally the point.
AnotherGoodBook
Pee Pee Township
Skawomplious
Do ppls fingers hit their palm though? My finger hits the fleshy bit at the base of my thumb.
ShrubNinja
That's part of your palm.
Faulancer
#7
scarscantstopme
Oh the blood keeps gushing and it won't stop gushing
ThailandExpress
Nize426
I looked up all of these and it looks like in most cases the second part is added on to the original in later times.
ThailandExpress
well damn, just goes to show ya I should have looked them up mysrlf lol. Well mine is correct. Thanks for info I appreciate it
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
Which word was supposed to be cat!!!???
CthuluAlmighty
I also have always wondered this
brandsilven
I read a while ago that it was supposed to be "Big ticks in his little brothers cat" but ticks was also typo'd.
Imadethisaccounttopost
#8. I'm 37 and now snapping my fingers... Dammit
Mathews2121
I feel like the spider and toilet seat picture should focus more on the shadow.... holy hell.
R2D2x
ruferto
he... he gets it from his momma
artistandascholar2000
Scarier than the spider!
Devante
Sure are a lot of people not getting the joke lately.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Noticed that, incredibly not getting the joke too. Super over the top amounts.
mrsmadhatter122916
Riiiight???? https://imgur.com/1LJ1uCl
tookforeverbutifinallyhaveausername
I still can’t figure out the: Roses are red, Obama’s is well spoken... one. I’m missing something obvious, aren’t I.
kekkeruus
Whas the ted cruz one?
kekkeruus
Ah it just hit me fuckken zodiac killer
yourclevernickname
Ice cream machine is broken
tookforeverbutifinallyhaveausername
Ohhhhhhh gotcha. Thanks.
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
mokzin
Best part was the murder rampage
TharrickLawson
Too many cooks!
J4nein4ne
I'm so glad I didn't have to link this. Updoot
ShrubNinja
I watched the whole thing. Worth it.
FTPinoy
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whynotsneeze
this is great, i can stop imgur for a while
schrodingerslitterbox
Came to the comments for this.
goldenliontamarin
Why did I watch the whole thing?
ABonkeysManana
It’s funny
Korusho
Cause too many cooks!
MaterialisticWorm
I skipped to the end and saw the cat crawling towards the button and I think I'm gonna stay up a few more hours
FreakinSatan
When I first found that video I probably had it on loop for 3 days I found it so funny. That video broke me.
MystiCaliKotta
May I recommend Uncut Footage of a Bear? Or This House Has People In It?
TheUltimatePunMaster
You can't just skip to the end like that. Go back and watch the whole thing.
MaterialisticWorm
I will, after the two exams I have today lol
limonchiki
IIRC there is also a version where the writing acts as people; and the people are horizontally floating and acting as "names". Its weird af.
ImSmallPleaseHoldMe
Oh it's in there alright
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
That's partway through the video
limonchiki
oh i see! I just skipped through, didnt want to watch it at work
stratus41298
That first one is pretty savage. She didn't even say she wasn't interested until she destroys him.
storebrandproductmascot
Her lack of interest should have been obvious to anyone who's not a space alien or non-verbal autistic.
stratus41298
I'm sorry but that's bullshit. You cant have it both ways. If a guy has to respect her wishes, she needs to be clear on what her wishes are.
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
Not showing interest _is_ showing she is not interested. A lack of interest is, by definition, not being interested.
stratus41298
This is why there's so much confusion out there right now. What's wrong with simply saying you're not interested?
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
The problem is that it pushes your responsibility to understand your environment off to another person. It makes them endure mental 1/
storebrandproductmascot
She ignores him repeatedly & her only responses were to find out how he tracked her down. That's a giant flashing red "NOT INTERESTED" sign.
stratus41298
Ignoring a person sends mixed signals; expressing disinterest makes a very clear signal.
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
Here’s a hard pill to swallow, it seems: ignoring a person is not a mixed signal to most humans. You may be wired differently. But ... 1/
storebrandproductmascot
There's no mixed signals when the only words she EVER communicated to him were in pursuit of finding out how he creepily tracked her down.
storebrandproductmascot
It's actually kind of scary that you don't understand this.
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
She doesn’t owe him shit: she did not show any interest and he was creeeepy. If any of y’all are identifying with him? Examine your life.
stratus41298
Actually, like any person not interested in someone, she owes it to him to say she's not interested. That's it. Nothing special. Just clear.
Daloth
Identifying? No, he's a loser that makes the fedora stereotype exist. But she was equally cringy in her bitchy, not that good, shutdown
ShrubNinja
I get the vibe that this isn't the first time she's had a creepy dude who can't take a hint. Probably equal parts rejection and venting.
Daloth
Really? The vibe I get is the SJW obese female who isnt that great and thinks she's better than she is. but white knights gonna white knight
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
I, for one, will continue to attempt to notice where the world has social injustice and work to fight against it. Not “hurt feelings”, 1/
ShrubNinja
So because she told this guy to fuck off she's an obese SJW? Are you trench coat/fedora guy?
stratus41298
Yeah but you can't say a guy needs to respect a girl's wishes, then dance around what those wishes are. "take a hint" needs to turn into
stratus41298
"I'm not interested". That way if he keeps pushing, then it's on him.
DrRevHEEL
#1...The girl slaughtered him and it was great, but, “this Kitty has claws” was cringe worthy.
DaCrazyBeggar
don't know why someone would even waste so much time responding to shits like that.
ST3RBEN
Welll she works at hot topic, what did you expect?
bongles
I feel the same way.
DickDastardly404
I’m like 80% sure the whole thing was faked.
LapisScarab
I mean in fairness it's fairly likely the entire thing is fake
dagg3r
Pretty much.. when he discribed himself, i saw a pigeon hole forming to mock a particular type of minority. Trench coat... fedora
siler7
Even if this exact story didn't happen, another 100,000 just like it did.
oshea
Nooo. It's on the internet, it must be real.
AnonOmis1000
How was that cringy?
Guy954
Because it was cheesy and cliché. A good response otherwise, even though it was a little long.
AnonOmis1000
How is cheesy and cliche cringy?
storebrandproductmascot
"Since you haven't taken out a restraining order or entered witness protection, I'll assume you're into me."
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Syralight
He got feedback that will hopefully help him the next time he want to interact with people.
Muffdiver9
The fact he wouldn't just fuck off and leave her alone after stalking her makes me think he needs it spelled out.
Guy954
If he had just done that and left it after she didn’t reply then maybe...
superatheist
Do you do similarly creepy things some times?
stevtom27
He was too shy to ask her out in person. Its hard to ask people out so went to facebook to make it easier thoshould have picked up the hint
Hangonthere
The only difference between a horror movie and a romantic comedy movie is the attractivness of the male character.
LittlemissEm
There are other traits involved. I've seen less attractive guys do well with charisma,and I've seen guys 1/2
LittlemissEm
Guys with nice bone structure,pretty eyes and lean muscles ruin there appeal with poor hygiene and cluelessness
siler7
But...and this this important...his attractiveness is not just physical.
siler7
One important facet of attractiveness is willingness to admit one's shortcomings. That was supposed to be "this is". :)
InHarajuku
You only have so many options when your parents name you Kitty.
nightshonor
They probably named her Katherine.
shinyRK9
she works at hot topic. what do you expect?
Bambi577
I had a friend who worked at hot topic and quit because he couldn’t handle the constant cringe.
dejaystarr
My wife worked at Hot Topic for a good while. (South Park episode is one of her faves) I could do some write ups if the interest is real.
cydaslumbummer
I am so happy I'm not the only one who thought so. My wife said it was badass and it made me regret having three kids with her. #loserwife
ArchPigeon
Dude don't say that about your wife :(
MinBlick
Let's make this how the woman is an asshole. Seems to be the point of the story.
cydaslumbummer
I am not saying the woman is an asshole. I am agreeing "this kitty has claws" is cringy. Oh...or is your point how I am an asshole?
MinBlick
1/2 - No, but there is a bit here where we pick out One bit of her behavior and it is a bit close to saying "She's also cringy".
MinBlick
2/2 - But your response is cool and you are not being an asshole. It's just something I see a lot with people, the blame shifting
TheMinisterOfCommonSense
Oh, I'm sure she was playing hard to get, he will be back
KunFayyaKun
Calm down Weinstein
TheMinisterOfCommonSense
Oh! He can give her an award, then he will get sex. Oh wait, thats what she has to suggest to him
KunFayyaKun
huh?
TheMinisterOfCommonSense
That's the kind of stuff these women were saying to Weinstein in their own 'tell all' and then didn't go to police, they are worse than him
Mechwarrior719
He has to switch out his tan fedora for his black with silver buckle fedora which grants him +3 Charisma when talking to m'lady.
floozy57
OH NO
TheMinisterOfCommonSense
Nah, he knows with this one he needs a trenchcoat for stealth so he doesn't scare her off immediately. He totally believes charisma is max
Daloth
He was cringy as a loser. She was cringy bitchy in response (and could've just blocked him entirely or reported him like normal folks)
Necrothean
While I think her reply was too long and personal, blocking and reporting is the passive-aggressive BS that got us into this mess.
Daloth
Really? From the looks of it ignoring for days and letting it fester instead of being straight up about it is what got her into the mess.
Bellamortis
I disagree. The length of her response was weird but Im of the opinion that guys who don't get that they are being creepy need to be told.
Daloth
Fine to disagree, doesn't change she was extremely cringy as well, and that thats how you piss off a potentially mentally unstable person
ThisIsLiterallySatan
Unfortunately, a simple block never works.
Daloth
Nope, the kind of response she gave is what gets people fired, or personal info posted on 4chan, or make mentally unstable people snap.
ThisIsLiterallySatan
A simple block just gives the same result. I’ve had friends who simply blocked a person, and then found their personal info plastered 1/?
ThisIsLiterallySatan
all over the internet - or for the person being blocked just finding their other social media accounts and to try to talk tol them there.2/?