Daloth

88443 pts · March 16, 2015


28 year old male from the South with a masters in Biochemistry. I'm a Former Minor league baseball player for the Indians, where I taught half the team to play D&D (3.5 of course), and D3 football player. Had my first novel published at 16 and the only reason I'm not shamelessly linking it is becuase it's not for sale anymore. If you you wanna talk or ask anything feel free to message me. I generally answer anyone of any age, within reason. tl:dr The rare "nerdy jock." I also have a tattoo and want multiple more. After a recent post and receiving multiple suggestions, feel free to ask me about my painfully large penis. But I don't show it on imgur, just KIK/Snapchat/Text

The guy said he'd not seen one in this good of condition in months. And the book that was with it we couldn't even find what it was googling, it was basically Nintendo Power before Nintendo Power.

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It's My Cake Day, Seemed Appropriate.

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Is it cheating if you already know the answer

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Seeking treatment for a disorder =/= supporting it

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Still not sure he knocked up Jamie Lynn, that is a trailer park name after all.

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Roseanne was the last genuinely funny and unique female standup. The rest are parodies of women or copying men's styles outright

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When Friends Just Get You

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One Must Always Be Prepared for Pig Day

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I mean, at worst, He's a hebephile, and potentially an ephebophile (Pro tip, healthy men are the last one, biologically)

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Shitty Memes deserve shitty editing skills

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When you upvote a post that's most likely a lie, but you don't care.

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Florida Man Strikes Again?

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Black guy calls me racist and white online... despite me being neither.

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How I imagine a plumber reacts when asked about his job

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MRW finishing the first season of One Punch Man and realizing a second season hasn't been confirmed

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Door to Door Cold Call Sales Stories

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Every Terrorist Attack Seems to Blame Muslims 

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The Pokemon Dissertation

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Everyone assumes something terrible is coming when something good happens, right?

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Took Long Enough

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Me identifico sexual como un helicóptero de ataque

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This is why I don't drink Jäger anymore

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Gorgeous girl I've liked for almost a year comes up for "homework help" at 10pm last night.

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When you find out someone else likes Misfits

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Real life RHM

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Hopefully there's not too much math involved

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The moment you realize The Rock is a Dad level Pun Master

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Life sucks, until it doesn't.

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Schrodinger's Context: Both highly important and not important at the same time

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If Everyone Did This Would The Internet Exist?

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MRW going through my favorites and finding things I put there while half asleep or drunk

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How I feel after diving head first into user sub the past few days

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The Night is Not So Dark

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How I feel getting more upvotes than I ever have for a joke I made because I remembered something I learned in Middle School

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It looks like the Front Page has found its way to my bathroom stall

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When I ask my Chinese secretary why the number after 3 keeps flashing red on my phone.

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How I feel having been raised in the deep south and know our current issues are much deeper and older than politics

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A long time ago, in a classroom not so far away

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MRW I shake my head no and accidentally poke myself in the eye with my hair

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Really long top part

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MRW I post some Wrestling gifs without John Cena that have 5 views but somehow 10 downvotes

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MRW when usersub disagrees with something I post

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dead fetuses or people are not public appropriate

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When a great GIF makes front page despite a terrible title so you repost it immediately with a fitting one in hopes of replacing

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You put your right foot in

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Literally unpopular opinion

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Storytime (required) in description. Includes RHM and Almost Instant Karma

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