Mr. 3000
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MRW I try to organize my bills
BEWARE, COW HERD
mfw people talk about reality tv
Which lever would you pull?
Savage.
WE WILL CRUSH THE ILLITERATI BENEATH OUR BOOTED HEEL
Gaming supplies
Candy Crush
When you just obliterated your buddy's Ork army
My take on Congress "leading" this country to another governmental shutdown.
When all of my rehab patients die of overdoses and they come back as ghosts to haunt me
The trick is to set the timer BEFORE you put it in.
When you insult your washing machine
MRW I think about going to work tomorrow morning
If your choices affect me, they're my business.
Last week it felt like I spent all day in the drive-through before somebody finally took my order
Don't know the artist, but saw this link and thought some of you might like it.
Skull Kid, drawn by my friend's daughter on her Nintendo 3DS.
That's the first time this has happened to me
When you lean in for the kiss but their breath smells like stale memes
1. Pull pin. 2. Aim at base of fire. 3. Flip the FUCK OUT
Introvert vs. Extrovert
I'm worried for my future.
I *know* this one's unpopular around here.
When your dog has down syndrome
Divorce...
Firefly (Cliffs Notes version)
When you go for a handshake and they go for a hug and you just roll with it
Look at me. Look at me. I'm the naptain now.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.
When you're chatting with your crush and you try to pick the perfect emoticon to appear interested and fun but not creepy.
MFW I'm done reading Imgur for the night and I need to bleach my brain
Always two there are- a master and another master.
GG EZ
REPOSTS
GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT
MRW I'm installing a program and it tries to add Bing toolbar
MRW I'm installing a program and it tries to add Bing toolbar
MFW the alarm clock goes off
Uncanny valley
It's like one of those "you may have already won" sweepstakes letters.
Bros, we've talked about this...change one of the digits and see if she corrects it
MRW I hear a kid pronounce it "mem"
Being technically accurate is only one part of the process.
And after all that hard work, too.
I know, I know, the whole "King James" thing is really stupid
Inspirational Eagle
Inspirational Eagle
I'm of two minds about them, so I'm no help here.
What I think of every time I read a "black box" comment. Love this song!
Don't look at me, I didn't give it