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shadowbanmeagain
Eminem invented the candy coated chocolate that melts in your mouth not in your hands.
Redheadiam
I chuckled at finding out he cuts his own hair.
chinabluebyou
EM will always be the homophobic douchebsg that tried to attack Moby for being gay.
mistermichigan
censore...
mynewcharacter
#2 Yeah, because there is a drum roll every other second.
UH60Mechanic
Eminem is probably one of my favourite rap artists. He and Tech N9ne have lyrics that I just find enjoyable to listen to.
yumyums
I prefer Skittles
helpim18whatshappening
I have recently learned how to rap rap god almost flawlessly and i don't think ill ever be prouder, will probably put it on my resume.
Djayy
Remember kids Eminem doesn't hate gays only his rapping alter ego's do.
yourmomisminenow
the biggest difference between eminem and slim shady is that eminem will fuck you, and slim shady will fuck you and your mother.
SquatttingDog
"Eminem cuts his own hair." NEAT.
EdgelordPrime
I wonder if they mean he shaves his own head. Because that's what I started doing after a while. To hell with hair appointments and whatnot.
Ringshadow
Reportedly rappers would rather run screaming than battle him. https://youtu.be/KbHPpdPhlic
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Soliders
CaveCanem
Noticed that too! Interestingly enough, it's also spelled liked that in Fallout 4. Toy Solider.
xochiluvr
I wonder if Jenna was censore the next morning.
DatDataDude
You fancy bastard.
IDownvoteYourShit
Eminem was a little bitch when Weird Al wanted to do a video to "Couch Potato".
hooktail419
That's too bad, seeing as how I love both of their work. It's understandable, though.
Gastonisasociopath
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"complex"
joedaman75
I think Eminem is one of the top 5 greatest rappers ever! His rap is deep. It's not just putting word together.
tusig1243
Are all of these credible??
LordHosk
No, and you can very easily check several of them but its the internet and things are put in cute text so... must be true.
Dinnerplatenipples
Can we all just appreciate the perfect connection of those lips?! Mmmm hmmmm
tragopandemonium
Yeah man, that's a really hot kiss! I've never found Eminem sexy before.... Mmmmm hmmm!!
Mr107
You forgot the best one. That time he was on Steven Colbert back when he was on cable access tv.
vintagemoose
That was my hometown. So random and awesome. Colbert went to eat at Larson's to boot, our dive bar haha
whatseventhepointt
Where the hell is Larsons? Also, Hey Michigander
whatseventhepointt
Mostly correct, Colbert randomly dropped in on a local access show and took it over. (He painted his nails on it as I recall.)
CommanderCody69
Censore
SaltyInternetPirate
British spelling?
hardytardigrade
Toy Soliders
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
#8 oh, cool! Eminem and I have something in common!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Glad it's not that unusual.
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
My first existential crisis came when I was six, scared to fall asleep because it meant I would be one day closer to dying.
vonsandwich
Sometimes I get terrified of falling asleep because it's so similar to being dead... I end up having to stay up until I exhaust myself.
ninjaplz85
What are you talking about? That's the best part! Hahahahahaaaa........
thatpoindexter
The toy soldiers "fact" isn't even close to being accurate. There are many one syllable words that don't start on a snare hit.
hescottbeats
his flow loosely follows the rhythm of the snare part, is maybe a better way to describe it. his style is a very percussive one, i've
thatpoindexter
I can agree with that
hescottbeats
always enjoyed practicing on a drum pad to eminems songs while working on rudiments.
Ilikeyogurt
I wonder what he did/say for elton john to think that. The amount of ppl he's met outta give a clue on how big it must've been
PaprikaSix
That seems like the weirdest compliment, almost like he thinks life is all fictional and Eminem is the most complex character written
shocky377
Everyone who meets Eminem says that he's "the most intense person they've ever met"
snaptitude
They did a duet of 'Stan' live (more than once I think), so they've collaborated and spent time together.
Achilles69
Elton was a sponsor for eminem when he was going through rehab
DancingPanther
Em credits Elton for lifting him out of that terrible place he was in. Elton had empathy; he had his own brutal drug problem in the 70s-80s
woopityscooppoop
Always upvote mom's spaghetti
cpento
did... did Eminem write these?
Siffos
In less than 30 seconds!
yourmomisminenow
woah!
IronCobra
F*ck the beat, I go acapella. F*ck a Papa Doc, f*ck a clock, f*ck a trailer, f*ck everybody. F*ck y'all if you doubt me.
zavex08
How many bitches have a slapped? Zero, and martha Stewart happens to be my hero
calichillionaire
Go ahead, tell em something they don't no about me.
RomeRox
Im a white boy but my neck is red. I put miracle whip on my wonderbread.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Better censor it! That's what Eminem would've wanted.
DiamondLeaguePlayer
Spaghetti on his mom already but he keeps on forgetting spaghetti
GunnarrTheMadd
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
I'm a piece of white trash and I say it proudly.
jones8dl
And Fuck this battle, I don't wanna win I'm outty!
mrnobeard
I'm going home and eat my mom's spaghetti.
thevoidedbridge
Here tell these people something they don't know about me. *mic toss* *crowd erupts*
njstcwthjstc
Wooooooaaahh!!!! WOOOOHH
toyobaru
Too bad his hat was too pointy ):
DinosaurInaFez
Fuck Free World! 313!
AussieNotNamedBruce
1Pac 2Pac 3Pac 4, 4Pac 3Pac 2Pac 1. You're Pac he's Pac, no Pac. None.
umpbumpfizz
Now while he stands tough, notice that this man did not have his hands up.
apageofthedarkhold
Best line
pookieeatworld
This free world's got you gassed up, now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
WarpPig
that line made me react like a black man watching a magic trick
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
I did that when he said he'd get the seven digits for a dollar from your momma tomorrow.
FuzzyNutSak
I understood this!
DarkestKink
I didn't get this line
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
The 313 was a area code for the poor part of town.
pokegamer
everybody from the 313, put your mother fuckin hands up. he didn't cause papa doc isnt from the 313. he's a rich kid who thinks hes the shit
DarkestKink
Oooooh ok. Thanks.
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
>Knows Eminem lyrics by heart >Censors every swear
thisnameistaken
Is 12 years old
whatseventhepointt
And what is this?
TheFrostyLad
>greentext on Imgur
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
>meme arrows in 2016
cumfy
Kek
Churmybro
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
This man's a gangster, his real name is Clarence
ElonMuskisIronMan
This moment really helped turn Papa Doc's life around. He's doing great work as an Avenger now.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Oh good, I almost read the word fuck, glad you censored it. What the fuck though?
GimlisaurusRex
If Eminem didn't have arms or legs, he'd be Partial Mathers.
yourmomisminenow
that is the fact we need but not the one we deserve
IttyBittyKittehCommitteh
The 3rd
SatelliteKid86
The22ndDoctor
http://imgur.com/rSRbwxu
RichOrangeUK
2points n my first laugh of the day - goes to you !!
RobertNAdams
Why is this the shit I laugh at? hahahahaha
JohanOyn
If he was a blackbelt would he be Martial Mathers?
Ghross
One of the most underrated comments. I'm sorry
jjjssszzz
You're not wrong
colinambulance
I drink more liquor to fuck me up quicker than you want to fuck me up for saying the word...
NowImPruneTracy
*after* saying the word.....
xXWhiteSheepXx
MileHighLivin
I'm sorely disappointed in any of you who knew those lyrics, but had no idea where he was going with it
ReturnofthePLK
*mind blown*
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
My morals went "blbch" when the president got oral
Juuurth
Digger
slimcharles2
Bicker? Slicker? Help me out here am I close
colinambulance
Nobody say anything
slimcharles2
Anything
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
I drink more liquor to fuck *you* up quicker, than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
Boredafdoublethat
#12 Lucky bitch
AMIGARA
Bit of trivia. Em was actually hired by her mother for her birthday and she was 15 I believe. He was in the car before the show dropping E's
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Fuck that's hot lol
minazucar
it looks like the cover of a romance....im so jealous
buttcrackel
I would die if that were me
pinkrabbithole
Lucky indeed
fr1080f
I wonder how much she could sell her lips for.
nervoball
I know on the streets a BJ is worth 25bucks, so I'd say 15 if she didnt want to make all too much money of it. ^&
dontcallmeplath
Looks like a good one. Lips meet well.
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
mcginger72
As a straight man I'm very jealous
JebediahJones
You're in luck! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW31MBrbZnM
mcginger72
Hot damn!
TywinStannister
Of her or him?
mcginger72
Of her obviously
DaneLink2
I wonder if she was in a relationship and just figured it would be ok because he's a celeb.
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InsultCatapult
No, dummy.
JustHereForTheWorkStories
Valid question, but it's on the middle finger, so my guess is no.
Nolfelix115
I don't see a need to downvote him because he is asking a question.
RamsesMCMXCI
No
Thisusernameisthirtyfiveletterslong
Jenna should've known that when you can rap as fast as Eminem, it's expected of you to be a cunning linguist in bed too.
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ratfaceddog
Wat
diljit
Cunning Linguistic..hmmmm...adding that to my dictionary.
wildkatrn
You win
Blazefast
theslybanananana
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shevvy
AAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEE!
hu3vos
ReNiX333
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Goddammit
PBRonIce
The comments good, but I'm more enamored with the time and thought that username must have taken
racl101
That means Eminem and Peter North have both came in the same hole. That's insane!
Frogapus
That just increased my crush on Weird Al.
imgurfunnylol
I lost all my faith in Weird Al back in 1994, when he failed to notice that "hakuna matata" changes perfectly into "vagina dentata." So sad.
FlailingDildo
http://imgur.com/ZL1Hy1P
RWM90
Impressed
thegr8rambino
loool
MrPoopStick
cunninlinguist
confirmed
buckeyefan
as an auctioneer, I appreciate this comment
SirMazing
Is this a ploy on the rap group cunninglynguist?
TasteMyPuttanescaSauce
You sly dog
inipi
That actually explains a lot
FlyingCrow91
http://www.hiyoooo.com/
darkhavana0512
SpaghettiFox
rGreenTrees
Cunning linguists are good
showdownsam78666
They are amazing. Mm good but damn they are better
bawbalicious
Jenna should've known that if she was half as nice at songs she could sacrifice virgins too!
Klingon00
But is he also a great orator and master debater?
LetsGetWaffles
Hey O!!!!!
0AK14ND
Nice
SSgtObvious
Hey chicka bump bump
FirefighterCaboose
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
nattfilm
EngravedToaster
He knows what he just did...
IKNOWyou
Focus
dfisbusy
anime name of that 2nd gif?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Shimoneta
Girtouh
Parts of your collection i see.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
I'm always looking for more if you have any. Just kindly follow the directions in my username.
FartyMcPoopyButt
That's why I practice my Watsky everyday.
HAILS4TIN
That dude is a savage
TheMortimis
YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I HAVE KNOWN ON HERE THAT LISTENS TO WATSKY
grumpyfinnishperson
Hello. Watsky fan here.
ManHasNoUsername
I know Sloppy Seconds.
FartyMcPoopyButt
I actually only found out about Watsky because of a post on imgur! His stuff in turn led me to Mac Lethal.
NecroticWords
Second.
thiscanadianiswearingnopants
oldefortran
CHUCK!
Actualdeadpool
FloppyTheFighter
daellat
feels
witsd
Copyright Miss Moneypenny, 1995.
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Tomorrow never dies?
witsd
It is, though I screwed up the date – should have been 1997.
DoYouLikePinaColada
raf0c
DefinitelyNotOmegon
im dying!!!!!
Updoc
I actually looked at the replies saying "please be the goat"
IGetIrrationallyMadThatSeanBeansNameDoesntRhyme
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe
SmogeyBear
Hahahajajahajajahajahahshshshs
IveBecomeSoNumb
I do
Techtronic
Did...did you just marry a goat?
Techtronic
And then I looked at his username and I realized you're probably replying to that
DoYouLikePinaColada
To be honest, it took me a second too.