ReturnofthePLK

73148 pts ยท August 18, 2014


They call me the mastodon 'cuz I got the trunk in the front

Well, don't you think you should get it under control?

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Comments 4
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Twice in the same day

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Views 1661

This was the only thing that came across the pager. I have no other way of acquiring context

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Views 174

Many bricks were shat

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This is probably someone's kink

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I'm curious to know which order this occurred

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Blood was everywhere

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This cabinet protects my virginity

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I should probably go to this

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Views 1587

Any guesses as to who won that one?

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Views 254

Merry Christmas from me and my sweater!

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Views 47326

Sometimes, I just rather not ask questions

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A four part story.

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First grandma gets run over by a reindeer and now this

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Views 426

Ah, to be 18 again.

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Girlfriend went on vacation so we just napped.

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Comments 1
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Girlfriend's mom made 48 cookies last night. Guess who ate them?

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Getting ready for her photo shoot

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Comments 0
Views 648

Let your imagination run wild, imgur

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Comments 8
Views 541

What's the matter with me

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Views 288

I'm interested in how imgurians feel

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Views 4285

I've lost count of how many times I've seen this come across the pager

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Comments 10
Views 1398

Look at that smile

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Mouse ran into the basement. Kimy's daring it to come back up

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Literally went to go take a shower and this is how she waited for me to come back

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Comments 1
Views 745

This took a weird turn but I'm still on board

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Comments 0
Views 585

And we're back

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Comments 2
Views 1075

Just another day at work

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Views 144660

On today's episode of "Why my job gives me a headache"

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It's 10:30pm. Just go to bed

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First snow of the season and she's not having any of the shenanigans.

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Views 576

This is Olive. She's a bit of a dick but she's cool.

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Think I might turn this into a series

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Natural order of life

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Comments 1
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Ma! Imgur's being weird again!

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Job security

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She has a dog face in her right ear

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Halloween pumpkin pie ghosts. Made by Paula Deen, probably

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This guy ran into my house as I was opening my front door and made himself comfortable

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Views 112

Finally got into GoT. MR during the entire Red Wedding sequence.

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Views 70

Thanks for reminding me I don't have friends.

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Views 155

She's pretending to not hear me. Fine. Ignore me like every other girl.

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Comments 2
Views 99

Why did you even bother buying a highlighter?

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Made it to S4E2 of Game of Thrones. MR at the end of the episode

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Views 78

It's never easy losing a good friend.

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Views 115

She says hi.

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My 12 year old self just lost his mind.

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My 110 lb baby.

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Went back home, dug through my closet and found these gems.

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60 degrees last week and I thought we were in the clear... but winter showed up like

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Views 367
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