Well, don't you think you should get it under control?
Twice in the same day
This was the only thing that came across the pager. I have no other way of acquiring context
Many bricks were shat
This is probably someone's kink
I'm curious to know which order this occurred
Blood was everywhere
This cabinet protects my virginity
I should probably go to this
Any guesses as to who won that one?
Merry Christmas from me and my sweater!
Sometimes, I just rather not ask questions
A four part story.
First grandma gets run over by a reindeer and now this
Ah, to be 18 again.
Girlfriend went on vacation so we just napped.
Girlfriend's mom made 48 cookies last night. Guess who ate them?
Getting ready for her photo shoot
Let your imagination run wild, imgur
What's the matter with me
I'm interested in how imgurians feel
I've lost count of how many times I've seen this come across the pager
Look at that smile
Mouse ran into the basement. Kimy's daring it to come back up
Literally went to go take a shower and this is how she waited for me to come back
This took a weird turn but I'm still on board
And we're back
Just another day at work
On today's episode of "Why my job gives me a headache"
It's 10:30pm. Just go to bed
First snow of the season and she's not having any of the shenanigans.
This is Olive. She's a bit of a dick but she's cool.
Think I might turn this into a series
Natural order of life
Ma! Imgur's being weird again!
Job security
She has a dog face in her right ear
Halloween pumpkin pie ghosts. Made by Paula Deen, probably
This guy ran into my house as I was opening my front door and made himself comfortable
Finally got into GoT. MR during the entire Red Wedding sequence.
Thanks for reminding me I don't have friends.
She's pretending to not hear me. Fine. Ignore me like every other girl.
Why did you even bother buying a highlighter?
Made it to S4E2 of Game of Thrones. MR at the end of the episode
It's never easy losing a good friend.
She says hi.
My 12 year old self just lost his mind.
My 110 lb baby.
Went back home, dug through my closet and found these gems.
60 degrees last week and I thought we were in the clear... but winter showed up like