Friday Dump

Oct 23, 2021 2:20 AM

EarlTupacJr

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To be fair, the average height back then was like 5'2'' - 5'4''

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 Those're called analog dumps.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't know why, but every keyboard in Australia has BBQ Shapes seasoning in it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 the question is paradoxical like the imposter syndrome itself.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5

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#7

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is working at hooter a boob job ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 and only you will find it funny

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Any one else sing “The Creative Adult Is The Child Who Survived” to Sweet Dreams second part of the song?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only every time

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 not true I know it's a joke but Goliath was about 3.8 m tall or about 12ft5"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with Calvin .. but just watch out for the vacuum cleaners of this world!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 Damnit, mom, I've got my headgear on!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Random “Sixteen Candles” pic in the middle of the dump? Looks like I may have some John Hughes on my weekend now.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought I had imposter syndrome once. Turns out it was my brother...

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I'm the only one in my team who doesn't have imposter syndrome. I'm worried I'll get found out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am twin. Can confirm.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But not every child who survived becomes the creative adult.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#22 such a good film

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird how many memes I've seen lately of people who refuse to do basic dental hygiene.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 what absolute bullshit.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

#1:

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 is what they use on everything bagels to.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh, too.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet memes (are made of this)

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who am I to kiss a tree?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I garbled the words and the severed knees...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everybodies borkin for somethin

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 this has literally been my life the last week. My doctor prescribed muscle relaxers and steroids that I haven't taken yet. Ahhh.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 bullshit. I am a man-child and I do not have a creative bone in my body.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm not sure what you think it said, but it's tautological. Literally every adult is a child who survived, so it can't be false.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Only if you're taking child to mean literal children, not a metaphor for the "inner child" which is used to portray a sense of wonder

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 When your army is full of 5'3" to 5'7" shepherds and farmers, a 6'9" 260 lbs thug in tall boots, armor, and a helmet is scary.

4 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

I was JUST about to say that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus he was likely a professional soldier compared to the Israelite draftees. And the philistines had access to iron vs Israel’s copper.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

*laughs in Ewok*

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4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Also four cubits and a span is closer to 8 feet.... or 11 feet, depending on your source.

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

If you have a really bad source, it could even be 69 feet!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Champions were much more common a thing then, as well, sent out to fight solo combat before armies engaged.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At a time where professional armies are hardly even an idea. SN, he effective brought a .22 to a knife fight. Lots of skill to aim sling tho

4 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

#1 thought it was cheese.. But who am I to disagree?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 that would actually put his height over 9 feet as its recorded as 6 cubits and a span. 1 Samuel 17:4. Sauce ?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

book of Samuel in dead sea scrolls say 4, and supposedly predate other versions by 1000 years

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also it was not one man vs an army, both sides had armies and Goliath was the Philistine champion challenging any Israelite in single combat

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, the average height of guys back then was 5'3. So ya know. Even 6'9 would seem more giant than it is

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 You don't need to brush better, you need to pick up a pack of flossers and use them on a regular basis

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Flossing is sooooo impractical. Tried the water jet thing, that was a mess too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Love the water jet. I've had perfect dentist visits too since I started using it a few years ago

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Regular basis = daily

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don’t use disposable plastic crap. Use refillable ones or standard floss.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In principle, I completely agree. In practice, I end up not flossing unless it's flossers. But I _do_ keep the same one at my desk for weeks

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

until it breaks, so it's not like I'm throwing them out after a single use.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That spreads bacteria around, not as effective as normal floss and using a different part each tooth

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slings are deadly weapons. David vs. Goliath is the story of how you don't need courage if you have a gun.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

In recent years I've learned the bow+arrow was overhyped in history classes, slings were the real ballers of ancient ranged combat.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

bows are awesome but really come into their own as an artillery weapon, not just for casualties but controlling the battlefield

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see how your precious slings hold up again 30-50 feral hogs.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I once suggested that maybe if a helicopter with a minigun attached isn't effective enough at controlling those hogs...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That maybe 'more guns' aren't the answer and other solutions should be tried. Didn't go well for me

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re right and wrong. Yes slings we’re amazingly deadly, but bows have not been overhyped.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*were

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, there's a reason when you think pregunpowder ranged you think bow and not slings

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bows had range, and were comparatively easy to learn versus the sling. A sling *could* hit harder but that needed some serious accuracy

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 are you telling me the lyric isn't "sweet dreams are made of these"

4 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 2

When my son was 5 he got really into the Marilyn Manson version of this and though it went "sweet dreams are made of greens".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Whoa.. brilliant way to get kids to eat their vegetables.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it's not.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to think it was "sweet dreams are made of the years". As in: Your fondest memories create sweet dreams.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It is. Someone took the time to make the meme and got the fucking lyric wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who am I to diss a bris?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What sorta Mandela effect fuckery is this?

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Right?!?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always thought it was, “the years”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She kinda oversings the word, you can hear her go "THEEE-IIIS"

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Well... She's scottish

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, the lyric is "this" but sounds like "these" which would also make more sense as that rhymes better with "disagree" it's dumb I hate it.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Rhymes better with "seven seas' too.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cheese Grommit, sweet bries are made of cheese

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I am 100% certain that the line is "Sweet dreams are made of bees."

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Your right, I googled it and sure enough!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think the ones that want to abuse you are actually yellow jackets, not really bees.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's utterly delightful :) :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top notch detective work there, robotic

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks, using Google effectively comes down to carefully picking the right words to add to your search results!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and stubbornness! lots and lots of stubbornness. Spite is the greatest motivator

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is, in fact, 'this' but definitely sounds like these

4 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

I thought it was “ease”, oh no ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But now it rhymes even less

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She shifts from the pronounciation of "these" to "this" at the last second. So it sounds like she's saying "thee-is".

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Thïs

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This^

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Who am I to disagree?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

these

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I skipped the rest of the dump because I was mad about this

4 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

Mad about what? That you can't remember the lyrics correctly?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

God damn same

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thiis

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Mad about these?

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Mad about these nuts

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

those

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Thems

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What are thoooooose?

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WHATS IN THE BOX

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