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Oct 23, 2021 2:20 AM
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CheeseborgarSoop
TallynNyntyg
#15 Those're called analog dumps.
ConsultJimMoriarty
I don't know why, but every keyboard in Australia has BBQ Shapes seasoning in it.
dwarfinaflask87
#9 the question is paradoxical like the imposter syndrome itself.
qtRaven
#5
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
#7
RealitetsSimulatoren
Is working at hooter a boob job ?
ParanoidCarrot
#12 and only you will find it funny
naenaewhip
#2 Any one else sing “The Creative Adult Is The Child Who Survived” to Sweet Dreams second part of the song?
EarlTupacJr
Only every time
MarcelMichelsen
#14 not true I know it's a joke but Goliath was about 3.8 m tall or about 12ft5"
RussellAllison
I agree with Calvin .. but just watch out for the vacuum cleaners of this world!
JacquesKass
#22 Damnit, mom, I've got my headgear on!
thecontractor
Random “Sixteen Candles” pic in the middle of the dump? Looks like I may have some John Hughes on my weekend now.
CosplayComet
I thought I had imposter syndrome once. Turns out it was my brother...
Fingerbob73
I'm the only one in my team who doesn't have imposter syndrome. I'm worried I'll get found out.
NLOVNI
Am twin. Can confirm.
naenaewhip
But not every child who survived becomes the creative adult.
Addrammelech
#22 such a good film
SomeDetroitGuy
Weird how many memes I've seen lately of people who refuse to do basic dental hygiene.
VagrantKoba
#2 what absolute bullshit.
jherazob
#1:
Nofoxlefttogive
#8 is what they use on everything bagels to.
Nofoxlefttogive
Ugh, too.
CygloPargen
Sweet memes (are made of this)
naenaewhip
Who am I to kiss a tree?
Sherpafish
I garbled the words and the severed knees...
TheAccursedHamster
Everybodies borkin for somethin
QuickGoogleSearch
#6 this has literally been my life the last week. My doctor prescribed muscle relaxers and steroids that I haven't taken yet. Ahhh.
TheComputerScientist
#2 bullshit. I am a man-child and I do not have a creative bone in my body.
confanity
I'm not sure what you think it said, but it's tautological. Literally every adult is a child who survived, so it can't be false.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Only if you're taking child to mean literal children, not a metaphor for the "inner child" which is used to portray a sense of wonder
tocfanke4
#14 When your army is full of 5'3" to 5'7" shepherds and farmers, a 6'9" 260 lbs thug in tall boots, armor, and a helmet is scary.
gingabear1
I was JUST about to say that
HodgePodgekin
Plus he was likely a professional soldier compared to the Israelite draftees. And the philistines had access to iron vs Israel’s copper.
JLB36602
*laughs in Ewok*
DustinJL
OmenJones
Also four cubits and a span is closer to 8 feet.... or 11 feet, depending on your source.
SavagePatchKids
If you have a really bad source, it could even be 69 feet!
JabesMcJabesface
Champions were much more common a thing then, as well, sent out to fight solo combat before armies engaged.
prosper020
At a time where professional armies are hardly even an idea. SN, he effective brought a .22 to a knife fight. Lots of skill to aim sling tho
PrettyRick
#1 thought it was cheese.. But who am I to disagree?
kingButttankhamun
#14 that would actually put his height over 9 feet as its recorded as 6 cubits and a span. 1 Samuel 17:4. Sauce ?
Hooooooo
book of Samuel in dead sea scrolls say 4, and supposedly predate other versions by 1000 years
kingButttankhamun
https://accordancebible.com/goliath-lxx/
kingButttankhamun
Also it was not one man vs an army, both sides had armies and Goliath was the Philistine champion challenging any Israelite in single combat
originalcharacterdonotsteal
Also, the average height of guys back then was 5'3. So ya know. Even 6'9 would seem more giant than it is
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
#3 You don't need to brush better, you need to pick up a pack of flossers and use them on a regular basis
eiger3970
Flossing is sooooo impractical. Tried the water jet thing, that was a mess too.
JeSuisIvre
Love the water jet. I've had perfect dentist visits too since I started using it a few years ago
Atharaenea
Regular basis = daily
misstwosense
Please don’t use disposable plastic crap. Use refillable ones or standard floss.
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
In principle, I completely agree. In practice, I end up not flossing unless it's flossers. But I _do_ keep the same one at my desk for weeks
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
until it breaks, so it's not like I'm throwing them out after a single use.
Atharaenea
That spreads bacteria around, not as effective as normal floss and using a different part each tooth
KriegsaffeNo9
Slings are deadly weapons. David vs. Goliath is the story of how you don't need courage if you have a gun.
JLB36602
In recent years I've learned the bow+arrow was overhyped in history classes, slings were the real ballers of ancient ranged combat.
RevolutionOnHerLips
bows are awesome but really come into their own as an artillery weapon, not just for casualties but controlling the battlefield
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I'd like to see how your precious slings hold up again 30-50 feral hogs.
Photeus
I once suggested that maybe if a helicopter with a minigun attached isn't effective enough at controlling those hogs...
Photeus
That maybe 'more guns' aren't the answer and other solutions should be tried. Didn't go well for me
ProbablyNotTheDevil
You’re right and wrong. Yes slings we’re amazingly deadly, but bows have not been overhyped.
ProbablyNotTheDevil
*were
CoinedWatcher
Right, there's a reason when you think pregunpowder ranged you think bow and not slings
PowwerOrb13
Bows had range, and were comparatively easy to learn versus the sling. A sling *could* hit harder but that needed some serious accuracy
Donk4donk
#1 are you telling me the lyric isn't "sweet dreams are made of these"
MundoCani
When my son was 5 he got really into the Marilyn Manson version of this and though it went "sweet dreams are made of greens".
TheAccursedHamster
Whoa.. brilliant way to get kids to eat their vegetables.
GyprockGypsy
No, it's not.
semperknight
https://genius.com/Eurythmics-sweet-dreams-are-made-of-this-lyrics
JustLetMeInNowPlzKthx
I used to think it was "sweet dreams are made of the years". As in: Your fondest memories create sweet dreams.
ReginaKasteen
Sweet dreams are made of cheese...
wiltsjunk
It is. Someone took the time to make the meme and got the fucking lyric wrong.
naenaewhip
Who am I to diss a bris?
KarateCanine
What sorta Mandela effect fuckery is this?
YesmynameisGreg
Right?!?
TehMonitorTV
I always thought it was, “the years”
thatlamer
She kinda oversings the word, you can hear her go "THEEE-IIIS"
servingmytimeinusersub
Well... She's scottish
JLB36602
Yes, the lyric is "this" but sounds like "these" which would also make more sense as that rhymes better with "disagree" it's dumb I hate it.
DesiRuseAndDesiRabble
Rhymes better with "seven seas' too.
evildadunit
Cheese Grommit, sweet bries are made of cheese
INeverSayNi
imakeeper
I am 100% certain that the line is "Sweet dreams are made of bees."
roboticKittenTamer
Your right, I googled it and sure enough!
johnnyhandbags
I think the ones that want to abuse you are actually yellow jackets, not really bees.
graehall
That's utterly delightful :) :)
TheAccursedHamster
Top notch detective work there, robotic
roboticKittenTamer
Thanks, using Google effectively comes down to carefully picking the right words to add to your search results!
TheAccursedHamster
and stubbornness! lots and lots of stubbornness. Spite is the greatest motivator
hipifreq
It is, in fact, 'this' but definitely sounds like these
cheeriesjubilee
I thought it was “ease”, oh no ?
vicvalour
But now it rhymes even less
TheAccursedHamster
She shifts from the pronounciation of "these" to "this" at the last second. So it sounds like she's saying "thee-is".
YourSelfMan
emberfish
Thïs
doubledoubleanimalstyleandfries
This^
TheNobodyKing
Who am I to disagree?
Weentit
these
kimbozo
I skipped the rest of the dump because I was mad about this
GyprockGypsy
Mad about what? That you can't remember the lyrics correctly?
butttunnle
God damn same
SpacecouchCowboy
Thiis
DoctorWhossa
Mad about these?
TheVengefulSquid
Mad about these nuts
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
those
doubledoubleanimalstyleandfries
Thems
Omegatherion
What are thoooooose?
doubledoubleanimalstyleandfries
WHATS IN THE BOX