I found a perfect wizards staff today.
Anyone fancy some of...
Free Bill Posters!
Stupid sexy Sauron.
This miniature hand I found growing out of the ground.
Me, who's not very good at emotional support trying to lift my wife up.
This sign in the toilets at my friends tattoo parlour.
This is wrong.
About the last place you wanna be during an earthquake.
The little tree that could.
Imgur, I present to you the elusive Pink Furry Armadillo.
I'm pretty tired but still classy. Follow me for more life hacks.
Nothing much, just this happy little garlic clove I came across at work today.
Panna cotta wobble!
May I present the most beautiful thing ever created by humankind. And the SR-71.
Le chef.
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Apple tarte tatin.
Bored. Have this image that I've kept throughout a number of phone cleanings.
Just kitchen things.
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Cats are smarter and more sophisticated than dogs. Also cats:
My wife and youngest kid are getting their eyes tested. I'm so bored.
Well.
Merry Christmas from a care home kitchen in the UK!
Weapons from the Royal Armoury in Leeds, UK. Not a place to be standing during an earthquake.
If men could be women for a whole day.
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Seasons here in the UK.
I think my cat is broken.
Lost in translation at a French aquarium.
Must be some local death metal band.
A local restaurant posted this to their social media. I'm a bit concerned about what exactly they're putting into their katsu curry.
Mont Saint Michel in France is just magical.
Trevor Phillips as The Joker would certainly be something.
Finally gathered the strength to rewatch GOT for the first time since season 8. Realised that when Bran woke up unable to move and staring blankly, he didn't really do much else for the other 7 seasons.
When your cat sits with their paws tucked in.
Seriously. Is it winter yet?
*Record scratch, freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
Nigel Mansell collapsing from exhaustion after pushing his Lotus across the finishing line in the 1984 Dallas F1 Grand Prix which, I believe, is still the hottest race on record.
My new t-shirt. I don't think my wife liked it.
TIL that my mum once looked like a young Daniel Radcliffe.
After 22 years of working in professional kitchens...
Received this the other day at work. As a chef, when you're this awkward can you please can you just tell me what to cook rather than what you can't eat. It's much easier. Ps, don't come back.
When the bug is just too damn high.
All hail the magic conch!
Just finished Doom Eternal. This guy. This f*****g guy! Major see you next Tuesday.
This copy of The Diary Of Samuel Pepys from 1886 that my parents have, with contemporary adverts inside and on the back cover.
Clean combi oven or starship from Naboo?
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The restaurant I'm head chef at is obviously currently closed. I'm kitchen to get back in the kitchen. In the meantime here's some of our recent dishes (@csons_food)