Maybe this is how he stays so healthy. We can hope, anyway.
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no lowballs i know what i got
-3
11
948
That's one way to carry your sack
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9
1196
Just a couple of towns here in Washington. Nothing to see here.
7
2
496
Water is for toilets!
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9
1222
Beautiful sounds from an ancient musical instrument!
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16
892
Let's do it!
-5
6
41
Join the seal cub clubbing club!
23
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1213
And it’s still morning. Ugh.
11
4
601
I’d like to thank 2024 for finally going away.
4
3
577
Is this gonna work?
8
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834
If you teach a man to dive...
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4
1975
?
3
1
277
Now it’s much more satisfying
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I love the smell of cheese
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2155
It’s perfectly natural
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2
1088
I love a good romantic comedy ❤️❤️
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10
1000
Trolling the Cash4Gold guys with fake gold
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6
1198
Brilliant ladder use!
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98457
We’ll have the best investigations!
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9866
Hamster trophy time? Man, the future is weird.
2
0
132
ˢʰᵉᵉᵖ
35
8
1517
I saw you take that dump - now put it back!
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16176
Deckard is unhappy about wearing the cone of shame :(
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2
732
Radical record collection, dude.
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15
890
Hospital food is delicious. Like this Chicken and Rice soup. Yum!
15
5
987
Just chillin on the couch
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7
3921
Just can’t get enough of it.
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15
485
Opal Apples, the fruit that asks how well you wiped your ass.
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3
823
delicious
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16
1420
Essentially the same, but psychologically different
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10
1618
Moisturise, boys!
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6
710
Yeah he totally loves it. Right?
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2
1311
How many terms can the same guy be president? Who the hell knows anymore?
11
3
348
Dracula at the blood bank!
-6
0
53
“Did you double-check the red ink!” “Yeah, why?”
13
4
1222
Excuse me, are you saying meow?
11
3
558
Just a nice little rainbow I saw today ??
9
2
329
Windows 95? Yeah, that must have been… what, ten years ago?
5
7
367
As memes go, it’s a solid B.
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15
1772
Yummy!
5
0
314
Guilty on 34 of 34 counts!
33
3
228
Words? Words!
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8
1732
Is life better with a cat on your lap? No, not always.
14
2
1049
Math lesson of the day. Stay in school, kids.
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28
2191
This is how you know it’s love ❤️
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8
2343
Deckard’s Christmas selfie for all you glorious bastards
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3
1171
Boop da snoot for luck!
9
0
390
Northern Lights on the west coast!
10
0
188
It happens every day now, doctor!
851
41
49826
I think it’s the best drawing I ever did.
33
7
2382
One of the best drawings I ever drawed.
2
2
277
And that was when he knew…
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Oh Deckard, you’re such a little cutie ❤️
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1
2985
Musky is unhappy that his stock prices are tanking? Well, don’t worry. I don’t feel any empathy.
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23094
You’re doing great. Smiles all around!
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