Phone clearing dumplings

Feb 4, 2018 11:49 AM

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"Ah yes, return of the why boner...WITH A VENGEANCE!" -Alucard

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I'm like 98% sure that's my sister...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

| This gave me anxiety.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 I thought I was the only one....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 is accurate because the least attractive person is the one with the Packers suit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#6 always makes me angry when it pops up. I worked at a grocery store when "milk drop prank" was popular. Ruined days for everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think the reason I am not mad at this is because its a clever use of Dab

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 Literally reads "Prostitute Police"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your brother is covered in snow, yet hot af.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My thinking exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think I’ve read that fanfic story..... ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 do cyber goths even exist anymore?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but you have to look really hard to find them. It's not really worth the effort.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 are just dust masks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And probably with the filters removed so you can actually breathe easily.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it's a joke too.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You forgot the 4th kind of Boner. RAGE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the defensive boner when you bump into a door knob or a dog steps on it and it inflates like an airbag...at least i hope it’s just defensive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I see that sperm bank milk joke ONE MORE TIME...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 Three For All, Chapter 2, from Fanfiction.net. I just zoomed, I promise.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

..why..why would you zoom?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Standard curiosity and mild perversion. It's covered in chapter one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THERE IS POTTER PORN?!?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you serious? So much.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t figure out the guy driver. Wait, my FRIEND can’t. (Phew, good thing I remembered not to say myself before hitting Send.)

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Honestly my friend doesn't see it either. What a coincidence that both of our friends are such dumbasses! hahaha!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One arm resting on center console, one arm fully extended (because you're kinda leaning back) with the hand on the wheel

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once broke my hand and the doctor used Google to understand the x-ray. He gave me a cast and referred me to a specialist. I went to..(1)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The specialist and she was appalled at the cast I had. Asked if I ever wanted to make a fist again and the guy who made this cast was (2)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An idiot. I ended up googling the type of break I had when I got home with my proper cast and can't figure out how the first guy even (3)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought he was near the best option. Canadian healthcare may be free, folks, but so is google. Choose wisely (end)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter fans:

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 It's a double whammy: reading HP pornfic in public while putting up your legs on the opposite seat. I think the latter's more disgusting

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

#3 LMFAO know that chick!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Could you tell her to keep her feet off the seat next time? Other people might want to sit there. You'd do a great service for the public

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wish me luck! MFW

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is my favorite comment of all time.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Bone. Porn title probably.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

It says "Three for All" a Harry Potter fanfic in the address bar.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

So...is it any good? I'm asking for my friends dick.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is the correct title. Chapter 2 for that specific section.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Love the NSP reference

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

The what?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ninja Sex Party. 80s inspired comedy band

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

THE FUCKING YOSHI ONE IS MISSING 75% OF THE BEST PARTS! HERE DAMN IT! ENJOY WITH YOUR EYEBALLS

8 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 0

i saw it earlier and i was glad kinda glad it was missing

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MY EYES THANKS YOU!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His name is Yobby!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dios mio.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

You're German aren't you?

8 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 4

And maybe a little gay?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wonder how you found that one out

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

Wunder*

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From your username, d'uh

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Vor 18 stunden" reddit app is set to german locale

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been summoned

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

No you're "THE one" not "THAT one", you can go back to sleep

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

the commas separating the numbers are a dead giveaway you're European, dunno how he figured out the country though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of the posts had text in german

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And gay?

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Oh! I've always wanted to be the first to comment on a dump... hmm, what do I do?!

8 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 29

Mention that 50 images is excessive.

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Do a flip!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You could have just said "First!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bask in all your glory, you lucky bastard!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

You're doing fine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you wait for a comment on your comment to get more up votes.

8 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

Or is that your job?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then wait for a comment pointing out some technicality that shows they missed the joke

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I sang it.

8 years ago | Likes 605 Dislikes 9

#meetoo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want the rest.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I always sing it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

From the first word.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all sang it

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The gun one was stupid

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We all did

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can never not sing along to that rendition

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Ditto. Also to the original, but still.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sing softly to any rendition. It must be coded into my DNA or something.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well you have to. Same when you see Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Must sing. And alsoi do the instrumental bridge. MANDATORY.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty damn crucial!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the real life?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this just fantasy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46

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Ninja fucking sex party

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Upvotes for all the NSP fans!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was excited to see NSP on imgur. The song is called no reason boner. Sauce: https://youtu.be/LOYQtbz_pPg

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It’s Danny!!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wtf is happening to the sky here?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cillian Murphy?

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What? That's clearly not Cillian Murphy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No just the writer of the song the picture references. And singer.

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8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

he looks grumpy.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

"Hey Dany sex bang and ninja Brian, you two live together and wear a lot of spandex, are you gay?" I have to laugh

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

*Ninjab Rian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

hahahaHAAAAAhahaHAAAAA

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(Haha) Could you imagine that? If we were gay? Could you imagine?

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

A new born deer runs through a field, a rainbow shines from heaven, a child's smile lights up the room, as Brian blows a dude,

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

A star shoots in from outer space, a puppy licks its mother, a ray of sunlight through the trees as Brian licks a sack

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

sauce :v

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This band is known as Ninja Sex Party and you are in for a treat my friend.

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