rushid930

27020 pts ยท March 7, 2015


Aspiring Stand up comic. Which means bad stand up comic My dream job is to work at a charity to help the poor in Africa. Not cause I care about the kids. I just want job security As a kid my dream was to be newspaper cartoonist. But then newspapers died. I feel like that explains the salt

25 facts dump - with sources

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Op Delivered: Cakeday Request

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It's time to meet the Muppets...

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I found out its my cake day and I'm too lazy to come up with a good post so here's a top quality shitpost

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MRW someone tells me they hate memes

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MRW I get tricked by a Badly Photoshopped Michael Cera post

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Did I make it?

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I love Dr. Seuss

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The animated Batman movies are fantastic

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Since Bill Nye is all over Twitter. Here's some black Twitter of the Science GUy

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Since Bill Nye is all over Imgur. Remember when he was on Dancing with the Stars

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Pun-ishment

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MRW the Mongols invade my village during their conquest on Eurasia

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Danky Kang got so meta

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small Tumblr Diarrhea

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MRW I realize what I've done with my life

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I really hope that these people aren't serious

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When ever you find a diamond in the shits of usersub

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ALL GLORY TO HYPNO ANUS

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The Science Side of Tumblr

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Upvoting this would be my prize, motherfucker

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Exclusive footage from Star Wars episode VII: The Force Awakens

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YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME

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This is the original Dickbutt comic

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Tumblr: School Edition

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Cyanide and Happiness

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OH GOD I IMAGINED IT WAS MY PENIS

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Reaction gif for the mindblowing posts of science, or whatever shit blows your mind

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When you're a lurker for years and your first post makes it to frontpage

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I don't have enough patience for your ludicrous time limits

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MRW I see a father sink in water

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When you're a repost on frontpage

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What I imagine getting to FrontPage is like

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