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FP Edit: yay!!! Thank you for my first front page! My aunt had breast cancer so through all of you cheering to beat cancer makes me so happy!
Mar 22, 2016 2:52 PM
Fire777
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FP Edit: yay!!! Thank you for my first front page! My aunt had breast cancer so through all of you cheering to beat cancer makes me so happy!
TheyveGonePLAID
I love how removing a nipple suddenly makes the breast less scandalous
LawrenceGodfrey
(-)(-)
Segm3nt
She can go to the beach like that... Awesome
Ezra13
Holy shit! This is my friend! She is an amazing breast cancer survivor! She also does modeling for Sourpuss Clothing (where I work).
RBBaker
My barn, having burned to the ground, I could now see the moon.
cutthroatink15
Cashier: "I really think babies should not be given formula" Her: "well I would breastfeed had I not lost my nipples to cancer"
DueDiligence
Now THIS is the cynicism I come to imgur for
TheUsernameThatIReallyWantedWasTaken
I'd still fondle them
Nipra1
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/horror_cosmic/
secretoaster
Looks like the cancer only nippled at her. Where is that exit?
crittermom
Actually, believe she had a double mastectomy, and now has a good reconstruction. Many women don't choose to go that route, it's a long one
secretoaster
You must be that person when the boss says, "take a day off", you say "No. I can work through the work weekend holiday."
thegreatestupvote
My friends mom tattoos nipples on people for a living. This is way cooler.
TommyeFontecchio19
Please stop anthropomorphising a disease. Super great this person recovered though.
Smwillis
You go girl
notirrelevant
While that is a lovely tattoo, were I female and in the same boat, I'd have asked for either nipple tattoos or eye tattoos.
ThankGoodnessYourHerePrematureEjaculationMan
Omg!! Eye tattoos! You made me laugh so hard!
notirrelevant
In hindsight, the nipple tats might be a bad idea; guys would be trying to work them so hard and not getting any results
ThankGoodnessYourHerePrematureEjaculationMan
Better than them having a staring contest with your boobs! ????
xXShadowWarriorXx
Anime boobs?
LennaHoughtaling72
Because nudity was never taboo before, right?
thejerzydevil
Love this idea when women beat this horrible disease.
AnotherLowski
My girlfriend opted for a tattoo instead of a reconstruction. No need for adittional operations.
thejerzydevil
I love it, I think it sends a strong message, creates awareness and makes the women feel better overall.
flapperfemmefatale
as a female who tends to be optimistic, if i were diagnosed with breast cancer my first response might actually be "yay titty tats!"
YourBuddyBill
username checks out, i guess.
thejerzydevil
Hahahah! Nice catch.
Caspooky
no nipple, no cry.
GodzillasBFF
I came back to up vote +1
mandalaffect
'Ere, little darlin', don't she'd no tears, No, nipple, no cry.
ratfaceddog
Don't she would no tears?
HooperAintchaWatchin
*no teats
schmedrick
Boob Marley
madeanaccounttosaythis
Oh my God, yes
LompHoofd
BrazilianHavingFun
Well played!
BeanDaddy4
I was in a library ya basterd!
Akonkaguya1029
i'd still do things to your lovely roses.
FurbySavant
Sure, she survived cancer, escaping death. But I'm sure her real concern was that guys wouldn't want to titty fuck her, right?
Akonkaguya1029
dont be such a negative nancie, im trying to show desire and compassion after a life changing event. instead you went perverse. hang urself
titsandjiggles
Maybe that's her fetish?
sigmeins0ldier
No nipple, no need to censorrship.
cajuninjun
my mom had breast cancer 18yrs ago, she hates tattoos and jokes that the only ones she has are 3 dots from radiation, wait til she sees this
Spongybunny
My aunt had breast cancer 3 years ago and had a double mastectomy. I believe she got her nipples tattooed back on after the reconstruction.
ChuckGrant
Maybe this strip will also cheer her up?
RhymingEverything
Well placed
cajuninjun
haha, i think it will! thanks
sj2890
I have a friend who likes to brag about how he has 3 tattoos - they're also 3 tiny dots from radiation. He and I are both cancer survivors!
cajuninjun
congrats to both of you for kicking cancer's ass!
evil66gurl
I have 6 dots! Radiation sux, but I'm glad to still be here.
sj2890
I don't have 3 little dots though. I only had chemo, no radiation.
Volirus
I've had both, but no free tattoos :S Guess they weren't into tattooing 5year olds back then
DontBeJealousOfMyBoogie
There is a guys who actually specializes in tattooing realistic nipples which I think is pretty cool.
YourBuddyBill
if it's a guy, then GEE I WONDER WHY
YourBuddyBill
noedit: sorry, that was a joke
jeffz0rz321
Genuinely curious if breast cancer kills the nipple, since it seems to always be removed. I'm assuming so ?
jeffz0rz321
Thank you for the replies. I guess with a quick Google search I could have found my answers. Lazy me.
defaulted
They aren't always removed. My mom had breast cancer and they removed all of the tissue but left both nipples.
nabacular
am I allowed to fap to this? Would it be more insulting if I didn't fap to this? The line is so confusing
ohkosh
This is more clever than it is being given credit for. *solidarity fist bump*
dinglejingle
looks like her boobs are sleeping
rawbawar
ğ
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Waiting for Prince Charming to motorboat them?
desaf
Shhh...
Jrcollin138
I laughed so hard when I saw this comment.
Aelinsaar
https://media.giphy.com/media/26BkO0iNNyvuTkdgs/giphy.gif
cuteandcuddly
vraxoin
nycterelis
Wat
IhaveAnOpinion
... o.O source?!
Blackrabbi
Yolandi Visser of Die Antwoord
vraxoin
The video for Die Antwoord's 'Evil Boy'
Pencillin
-__-
ClassicFrank
Goddammit to both of you +1
skuzic
Frisk is that you?
DiddleDucc
You call to Frisk... But nobody came.
NotExplosive
Y o u i d i o t
fe1od1or
Nobody is going to get to see you die...
DiddleDucc
Never liked that Odysseus guy anyways.
Landri
Since there is no nipple, she could walk around topless without problems, right?
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
So could she walk around with no shirt in public ?
RhymingEverything
Most states allow women to go topless regardless of nipples
Insomnia297
You do live in the same America I do, righ
TheRealGrimReaper
http://gotopless.org/topless-laws
LaughingOrgasms
noice!
Radix865
That's stupid, I think everyone would be much happier if women were allowed to go out topless.
Wombatish
Did you misread the comment? In most states, they are (though enforcement can be quite lacking)
Radix865
Yeah...I misread it. It just seemed like it would be the opposite.
Wombatish
Practical enforcement is probably closer to that, since cops call if they were disturbing the peace in most of those states, but as in NY *c
afartnSpartan
In my state, the only city that allows it is a college town. Go figure.
ReverendEskimobob
Without nipples boobs are pointless.
terbril
Without nipples boobs are nipless.
wheredoiputtheusername
I had to come back to upvote this. Brilliant.
jrt561
At first I was sad but then it sunk in. Well played.
sj2890
Haha! I literally loled
PhoebeBuffay
Here, take my upvote
VibratingNipples
Look on the bright side, she don't have to worry about being cold
BrazilianHavingFun
Genius I say.
Synapses14
LOL
zenoshogun
There's a Kim Possible joke there somewhere I know it...
Tom40
Enough with the puns. Let's nip this in the bud now.
cinsoniTe
Well, you are crippled like someone without eyebrows, a bald head at 20 or looking like that Elephant Man.
xMyst87
Almost downvoted this
bawnface
It's a joke but you're also technically correct.
liekifucrievytim
In a way, they all are, since iirc boob size isn't at all related to how effective a woman is at breastfeeding
bawnface
Yeah, but it's the fact that the nipple is missing genius.
xxirish83x
dad youre on imgur?!?!
Lonehoof
Awesomeness factor? Doesn't change a thing. Practicality? Yeah, no nipples means no breast feeding. Joke? 10/10
therapistOrTheRapist
without nipples, this post aint mature it seems
SugarSmack
CrispyNipsy
Too many people didn't get the joke
DarkLordComments
JUST LIKE THEY DON'T GET LAID. AYOOOOOOOOOOOO
hersheesquirtz
Wow, you don't have to be mean about it.
DarkLordComments
I AM THE DARK LORD. YES. I. DO.
hersheesquirtz
/a/ePYhc
kiDDarknessssS
Anyone know why they always seem to remove the nipple? Actually curious.
bosquedeloso
Nipple or it doesn't count
CanUweldOil
Do they not make prosthetic nipple or something
repostforupvotes
They're in close association with tissue that can contain cancer cells.
Strawlrus
I was expecting some billshit comments under your comment but none so far. Good job Imgur.
IridescentLotus
Not positive but they removed my boyfriend's tissue through incisions under each nipple maybe they remove them for women with more tissue
IridescentLotus
/larger incisions needed
Barefootnado
The nipple is generally taken when tumors are less than 2cm away, there's more than one tumor, its bigger than 5cm, or it's a higher grade.
Barefootnado
Like @RepaidRapidDave said, if any of the above are true the risk of missing a microscopic piece is greater leading to increased recurrence
defaulted
I would guess nipple and all of the breast tissue was removed and she chose to have implants.
madetheaccountjustforyou
If the cancer was just in the fat, it wouldn't be that big a deal to remove it. You could just add more or get implants, whatever. No one(1)
duskerz
That was confusing
DAudioLink
The 2nd comment isn't showing up on mobile.
madetheaccountjustforyou
It's weird. That's the second comment I've had lately show up in my list of comments, but not in the actual comments.
RepaidRapidDave
Nipple is part of the dental system many cancers spread along the ducts or can even originate there. Nipple is also high risk for primary.
thisfieldisrequired
i heard something about it also having to do with the blood vessels running thru the breast tissue, removal leading to less blood flow, 1/2
thisfieldisrequired
it gets complicated, but they have a surgery to seal those off 1st, that directs more flow from the surrounding skin to them, 2/3*
thisfieldisrequired
but it doesnt always work and also depends on the type of cancer and how far its spread etc... 3/3
ImCrappinYouNegative
As a dentist, I'm sad that this is not more true.
blairmichod
As a breast connoisseur, I'm glad it is absolutely not true.
RepaidRapidDave
Ductal* stupid phone
BlueskydragonFX
At least you didn't write Ducks.
captainobvioustits
was gonna say, there's something seriously wrong with the way you eat food if you're chewing with your nipples..
Merasite
I've seen the movie Teeth, the dental system can get anywhere
sj2890
Thank you for the clarification. I was super confused.
Leralith
So was I. Thanks sir/ma'am!
sj2890
I've never known a sir named Sophia, but you're welcome!
sspen
Not only is it a high risk for cancer, they serve no practical purpose once the breast tissue is removed. Women can tattoo them back on tho
bilgetea
No practical purpose... No more than a penis if you are done having kids! Most women value them for sensory and other reasons, FYI
sspen
Yes, but unless I'm mistaken, most nerve endings as well as the milk ducts are severed/ damaged during the surgery, removing sensory plesure
raposa25
You are right, my mom had dual mastectomies and lost all feeling in her breasts.
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sspen
Interesting. I'd never heard of that.
Davidnfilms
So they can fuckin grow working hearts, but nipples for breast cancer victims... Science has only come so far!
catwilsonaz
"...science has only come so far!" = gem
modernmadmax
They can actually create scar tissue that will make a nipple, but that's up to the patient
humbledham
They can, but it's fake and feelingless.
Davidnfilms
They can make fuckin heats that pump blood but not nipples that feel good when you twist them. Why aren't we funding this!?
Davidnfilms
*hearts shit!
Pencillin
Nipple transplant from a cadaver?
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Pencillin
I did not know that! TIL
madetheaccountjustforyou
Your nips are stiff like rigor mortis! Is it cold in here, like a corpse?
AmiAthena
I wouldn't want to risk rejection. Ew. Ew ew ewww.
Pencillin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipple_prosthesis
Muchbeefsodinner
Are boobs with no nipple safe for work
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
Add this to Imgurian shower thoughts.
CodeUsernameIrrelevent
My god did they cut her nipples off?
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
nah, they're velcro, they ALL are.... :|
jontaylor07
I think your boss would probably say you should get off imgur and get back to work. Mine does.
juddboy
Mikey Cyrus was right...nipples are the problem
TheOneThatGotBanned
I have no problem with Miley Cyrus nipples.....
redragon1
Its soo weird seeing boobies without nipples
Lieden
Yes, because it now looks like a front butt.
AfRoSaUcE
According to anime, yes.
parsonf
I think it comes down to why is the body part being revealed. In this case, even if there were nipples, I wouldn't judge it as nsfw imho.
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
I would think it's the context that helps.
Rue5kie
This is taking the whole "free the nip" thing a bit far, don't you think?
NightfireZombie
I think especially in this context, it's SFW.
hypostatic
Yes. There's actually nothing wrong with boobs; it's the female nipple that is for some reason evil and obscene
Muchbeefsodinner
Milk comes out of them. It's magic. Witches do magic. Witches are evil. Women's nipples are therefore evil and must be hidden. Obviously.
khora
Boobs with nipples are safe for work. Just don't show anyone else.
LavaAxe
Don't know but I hear it saves bandwith.
cullen124
No what work place would allow any boobs at all
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
http://imgur.com/2iuQO9e
AggravatedAssault
http://imgur.com/MprpW6k
PeachyPanic
Is this OSHA compliant?
aval5
As a machinist, this comment makes total sense.
Lasmodoe
What if it's actually a female nipple.
liquidbeef
HUGE lawsuit
Treblaine
Workplace safety is serious business.
SpicyLava
Asking the important questions!
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Depends where you work I'd imagine. I'm a teacher. This would get me in lotsa trouble if a kid saw me looking at it at work.
MrFunreal
Considering that you can show boobs in PG13 if you cover the nipples, i guess yes.
LRidge
are boobswithout nipples boobs?
Muchbeefsodinner
shit. this sent me up two notoriety levels.
NubXilla
Yes...? Wait, thats really easy to photoshop.
machetebetty
I've actually read about a woman who had a mastectomy then implants and opted NOT to have nipples tattoo'd on so she didn't need a top at
machetebetty
The beach
IMetGodShesBlack
Misread...now I have no nipples and they're telling me to leave work
TrustMeImABassist
TIL: The nipples are the NSFW
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
I'm a pretty big prude but even I can't report something like this, it's a little jarring but in no way offensive imo. Fuck cancer.
AllTheOtherGoodNamesWereAlreadyTakenSoIAmStuckWithThisStupidOne
Boobs without nipples are pointless
ShiningKoW210
I see what you did there.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
g011um
Underrated comment
DisposableFun25
Someone already posted that comment but good try
evolution4407
I was wondering the same thing. Bookmarking this to see whether or not it gets removed.
DontSayIDidntWarnYou
3yrs later...still here!!
evolution4407
Ha, nice! I had completely forgotten about this post. Glad it survived. "Fuck yeah! Kick sensor in the ass!"
IBetSheHasABush
My boss doesn't care if it's a nipple or no nipple he just gets really mad when I pull my dick out
razorsbk
Looks like we have the same boss.
HistoricallyAcurate
Oh fuck man, I read that comment and laughed so hard I farted...and I'm in the office... Going to go out in my two weeks
JackOfAllTradesMasterOfBaters
My flatulence gets me in more trouble than I care to admit
OktoberSunset
Well, of course he's mad! What the fuck do you think he's paying you for? Now get your dick back in his asshole and keep on fucking him.
Muchbeefsodinner
Yah, i wish replies could get to the front page
Super90nova
I needed that laugh thank you
Super90nova
I needed that laugh thank you
IVlad
But if you don't pull it out someone might get pregnant.
Ning11
Awesome comment
danstr
you won
invisibulman
Sexism.
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
You've gotta pull your sack out too so it isn't a sign of agression and he won't think you're displaying dominance.
Fire777
Yep it's a loophole.
AinBaya
NNSFW (No nipple safe for work/not not safe for work)
VoicesByJAE
Or the nippole? Eh? Ehhh?
ChrisTheGopher
You deserve more.
VoicesByJAE
I do what I can.
vikencoldfire
Boobs with no nipples are pointless.
DickChaneyDeleted
Just like penis with no foreskin
IStillSeeNipple
I still confirmed it :D
JakobThor
Ladys and Gents... I give you this http://barbiesinc.tumblr.com/image/124028873225
kodtulch
This is a pointless question
dontlaughitaintfunny
All in favor...I declare thee new term "niphole"
freegummybears
Yep but for some reason we don't have to blurr out men's nipples... High five for double standards.
ShaneEngland
What withs americas hate for nipples. Underboob cleavage sideboob safe. Nipple oh hell no thats dirty
Gizmodian
No idea. Early Puritan bullshit that somehow stuck around and became culturally significant? I like boobies, I'm a (sorta straight) lady.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I've lived here my whole life and don't get it. I assume there's one really angry, old, influential person with a bad nipple experience
Sprixxen
It all goes back to the Georgia Nipple Party. It gets overshadowed by the Boston Tea Party, but was just as influential.
Dargan
Dumping a bunch of nipples in Wassaw Sound was probably a bit disturbing in its own right
PullMyPissPiglet
It's so fucking ridiculous.
gamer2k4
Why? A nipple is the first sign that the visible skin is actually a breast. Same reason pants can be as low as you like until there's hair.
PullMyPissPiglet
I've seen men walk around with massive sagging bare breasts. What is the difference?
gamer2k4
You're not really this oblivious, are you?
PullMyPissPiglet
Excuse me? Oblivious? Please, enlighten me.
Zegot
i can't wait until the internet generation grows up and nudity doesn't trigger people anymore.
Muchbeefsodinner
By internet generation you mean americans right? The rest of the world is pretty cool with titties.
Nobody7713
Because nudity was never taboo before, right?
th3giv3r
A nicer way of saying, "I can't wait for the older generations and their hypocritical sensibilities to die off" - which is how I feel.
Thomaster
I don't think that's it. It's more that if I were at work and browsing imgur on my break I don't want my boss to see the boobs pop up. 1/2
Thomaster
Isn't that why we have the whole Not Safe For Work thing? 2/2
VaguelySatisfying
FUCKING THANK YOU. IT'S JUST PLAIN FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE AND SOME OF US WOULD LIKE TO BROWSE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT GETTING FIRED.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
Yeah because nudity was never an issue before the internet generation. *rollseyes*
W92Baj
America has a fear of nudity and sadly it has prevailed over the internet
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
If anything, America's sensitivity for nudity has lessened since the internet came about.
W92Baj
That is as maybe. Its still far more excessive than most countries
CompanysOkay
What about a dude who got implants?
jpetty0889
Does he have nipples?
CompanysOkay
Well... Yeah, but they're like.. Man nips, y'know?
Muchbeefsodinner
Then by american standards, SFW
CompanysOkay
Thank you. These past 11 months I've been searching for an answer and now that I know that, I can die in peace.
IBinPainting
I think it's the loophole.
711isAnInsideJob
Way to go, Clever Clyde
NOINOON
I believe a documented breast cancer case is the only legit way to post titties.
pyr666
wait, does that mean pasties are sfw? someone, get on this.
MichaelZola
Kind of weird huh? We've got to loose our perversion and grow up. Anyways, FU breast cancer
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Just like the poophole loophole. You're still a virgin if you only have sex in the butt. #fact
HitlersArtCritic
If thats the only thing, can they get a transplant or something so they can have nipples again (male or female), making them NSFW again?
IBinPainting
There's actually a surprisingly (and depressingly) large market for prosthetic nipples for women that have lost theirs for various reasons.
HitlersArtCritic
Prosthetic? I was hoping there to be some way to give them nipples back that were real. Maybe in the future we'll do that.
Tryskel
Why natural nipples when you can have prostethic nipples with laser beams ?
IBinPainting
I'm sure we already can tbh. Not sure if they'd be functional, but if we can lab grow ears for transplant, then nipples should be easy.
aval5
I mean, we are already working on 3D printing organic tissue to make organs. So I can see that happening.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
I've heard of tattoos, but prosthetic?
IBinPainting
Yeah I linked image search results. Tattoos are 2D, the prosthetics are much better.