Honey, they have my favourite today

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Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? (self.AskReddit)

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Something the snaggle-toothed intergalactic hydrogenated bitches of usersub might need

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I really would, but my parents said we're gonna visit relatives that day.

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John Lennon

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MRW the keyboard solo goes in and I get carried away

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