When I look at my internet history afterward.

7

2

296

My prized possession

12

5

459

MRW my sister says "if you're going to address me by my alma mater, the least you could do is pronounce it properly."

19

0

812

All these angry boys still mad about The Last Jedi

-4

5

132

MRW I look outside at 5pm and its already dark.

23

4

731

Sandman and the Rhino talk about the new Spider-man film.

8

1

310

I missed my cake day.

10

10

628

When Halloween season comes for me.

0

0

138

MRW I walk through a cobweb. 

42

10

1833

MRW its my turn to limbo.

14

1

618

MRW I see Tintin is becoming a meme

23

1

201

MRW someone says Daniel Day Lewis was "ok" in Lincoln.

17

5

695

It's that day when all the nonsense on imgur is even more nonsensical. 

12

0

86

My dog's reaction when He finds out we're going to the V-E-T.

17

8

917

MRW my wife says she's never seen the Back to the Future trilogy.

27

24

1067

When I'm baked as hell but I want to try BBQ chips with chocolate pudding.

33

13

1837

MRW my teenage brother says he's "going to bed" at 7:30 pm.

101

12

2944

MRW some of my friends think now is a good time to vote third party.

-2

5

177

MRW my kid says he's scared to get on the moving sidewalk.

1

0

266

MRW people ask me how Sean Connery pronounces the word "same."

7

3

423

MRW I'm hanging out with my friends and one of the white guys says the n-word.

2

11

193

How Pooh has changed in the Christopher Robin trailers.

10

1

7540

When my wife asks me how I make such good French bread.

3

1

208

MRW I hear my own voice.

18

2

711

MRW my wife asks me if I have a book down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see her.

0

1

205

MRW my little nephew says JK Simmons was better in Justice League than Spider-man.

21

8

893

MRW I see any dog ever.

6

3

393

MRW my daughter asks where all the Pharaohs are.

16

0

726

Feeling insecure about our life, our times, our future, but I want you guys to know... we got this!

1

4

359

When people ask me how my life is going.

7

2

359

I browse LNI with the lights off.

-1

0

149

MRW my alarm goes off on a Saturday.

33

8

1568

MRW the little angel on my shoulder says "we don't need to order Five Guys!"

77

14

2833

MRW I hear someone talking about "that Harrison Ford movie where he's Amish."

52

6

1977

MRW I'm drunk and hungry and I hear my microwave beep in other room.

44

6

1374

This post is a little clever.

2319

32

135085

MRW I drop my english muffin butter side down.

4

3

393

"And I'm running and he's like "oh my god." and I'm like..."

-5

3

304

Can't wait for this movie.

0

0

123

MRW I say I saw a group of spiders in my apartment and my friend asks me to "describe them."

2

2

340

I don't have a funny title. Just hate.

1

19

462

MRW my gf says she has a fetish for tigers.

40

12

1209

MRW someone asks my what my favorite tribute band is.

2

1

1369

MRW 'witchcraft' fixed our my parent's wifi.

25

23

1278

MRW someone asks me what it's like to cosplay as Ghost Rider.

32

5

1698

Looks like this guy has really hit Rock bottom.

20

7

8039

MRW I make it through an entire imgur post without a single typo.

11

3

449

MRW I come home with the tampons my wife asked for.

31

10

1189

For fork's sake.

-3

26

537

MRW my wife asks me my favorite place, my favorite part of the day, and where Ewan McGregor is from.

8

1

3874

MRW I spend five minutes at the gym.

35

4

1740