He made me dance until the organ stopped. I held him under until his organs stopped!
At work complaining about the paycuts in the new compensation plan yet I just realized
Life is Great!!!!!
Better than the fast ones!!
Tickle, tickle. Be-boop, be-boop on the nose.
Just don't
A Title
If you kiss him he turns into Gene Simmons
I'm a miserable failure.
To all my Phoenician brothers and Sisters let's stand together during these tragic events
Buff Alf in a towel smuggling a cucumber
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Raquel Welch
“But if you forget to upvote Taste the Rainbow Dude, you and your family will be cursed to boogie for always and eternity.”
My, my, my music hits me so hard.. Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
MRW I finally talked new girl into sexy fun time and she hasn't shaved all winter
Epic cat fight. If you're squeamish turn away.
My dog is derpier than you.
Correlation does not prove causation. But, you do have to admit, that these are some pretty damn good correlations. ~JP~
Doesn't matter, still got head.
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
As a Mormon: I approve this message.
Someone please make this and ship directly to my facehole.
Classic Greg
One cat per donut
I'll never complain about my dry itchy scalp again....
Me trying to calmly explain to my SO about the naked pics that were sent to my phone.
When I was young I remember discussing this bible verse in church. It equates to roughly the same time I stopped going.
He do!
Too early for pie?
Some ragrets?
Almost a complete pearl necklace in one shot
I know imgur typically downvotes these but I really enjoyed tickling the boy
Me this afternoon on the toilet after consuming the free lunch from work.
Do we still do LNI?
In your face Greg!!!!
Golly Gee Willikers!
Shout out to all my Mormon brothers and sisters out there. Remember these ads?
Put these in all the restrooms at work. Human Resources was not pleased.
This is an actual thing. Melanostomias Bartonbeani or Barbeled Dragonfish
Walruspuppypiglets?????
I'm strangely aroused by this mans chest.
Dickbutt Cookie Cutter
she is
The war within.....white blood cell attacking bacteria. Those little buggers can move.
Repost Imgur Kitty
MRW I finally talked new girl into fun sexy time and she hasn't shaved her winter bush yet
I would do very bad things to these slutty little egg potato baskets
Murray: Did you just roofie my drink?
I cooked a Ramen noodle package once. It was spectacular.
TIL: My faith isn't big enough but in my defense I was just swimming and the water was cold.
If you kiss him he turns into Gene Simmons.
MRW my mom caught me smoking.
How I felt leaving work to walk to my car yesterday in Phoenix (112°F)
I orinally favorited this post almost 2 years ago. I just made the number 2 yesterday. I was leery of the fig but it was actually extr
Walking across an asphalt road in phoenix. Be prepared!
One of my favorite "getting on the bus to Hell" posts. Any others wanna join in?