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arachnoidmater
Really liked this until namaste.
handstanddan
Thank goodness for zoom
splanky
I believe all the airpots are in Colorado.
loquaciouslow
Right on, Jamie. I'm pretty ashamed of everyone poking fun at this off all things.
shmegz
Crying.
PsychedelicGoat42
Oh shit I have that same necklace.
Kopar
I don't believe any of you fuckers anymore.
juanchits
Hope she keeps progressing, but meditation? "namaste"? She's struggled hard, but the obvious pretend-to-became-buddhist part can be skipped.
StuckInBetweeen
Dunno why but just knowing that this stranger found happiness and was able to express herself like this made me smile from chin to chin.
TheClassyGentleman
as an indian. namaste is greeting. you dont say namaste when you leave :p
BenniHeyl
When I read "Namaste", half of the respect I had gained for this woman faded again. Like her pain in the flower winds. Namaste, Jaime
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
Hand printed on tractor fed paper. Self destruct in 3...2....1...
illaskya
Soooo.... You found a horcrux?
Derka111
Awesome hp reference
pu55kl4p
kamikazewizard
Is it bad that I immediately read "Read me" as "Rape Me" and read the rest of the letter to the tune of the Nirvana song?
L8erT8er
Jamie, (who and where ever you are) I went through the same relationship. Here is to us, finding peace with ourselves!
NEVEReatTHEcarrots
Same, just waiting for the courage to leave
thecrazedwombat
Seems much better than most notes I could imagine finding at an airport.
lucidcute
Yeah. It's an uplifting story, but it's a bit of an annoying thing to do to security or easily alarmed citizens.
kissmygrits
*airpot
Oooldfart
I like that word. Going to start using it right away.
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
tl;dr free necklace.
surroundedbystupid
BEST TL:DR
Gonnaderpya
I'd sell that shit. No one wants a cursed necklace.
lawlysmoke
Definitely worth the read
goodguyC
You know what, I even read and I don't care. I gotta change my username.....
ghostsdesu
I've been free of my abuser for a month. I stayed with him for 7 years. I hope I can find whatever it is that she found.
Zephyrias
whoa, downvote fairies
whoah
Thanks for the warning, brutha
Or at least fairy*
ianorsomething
If that's not a horcrux, I'm fucking Dumbledore himself.
fauxglove
Dumbledore is pretty old, can he even get it up anymore?
SDgoldilocks
He's, what? 150? Give or take a few years?
turelhimvampire
BoneJaw
What about people without necks? Don't they deserve happiness?
SanSamis
doesn't know how to thank you enough:
helloiamafish
What about turtles? Turtles deserve happiness too.
Voidjumper
Turtles have ridiculously long necks...
HeyFreckleFace
Dude I got the SAME exact necklace as a gift from an asshole I dated years ago. I think there is a pattern....
torpedotor
Must have been cheap?
samantha2567
Have one too! sold mine.
MeganMeow
I have one too, but it was from a friend
chibbity
Hey, me too! Although I guess he wasn't really an asshole, just troubled.
yoxhosam
Me too. I gave it back to him when I dumped him. He gave it to another girl ... who I ended up meeting and becoming friends with...awks
wessyfbaby
http://imgur.com/B9sVFlW
dynamiteking
...lotr, but in necklace form and mediocre
SirPremierViceroy
Reading.
VeritasEtAequitas
Things
fortminor
The best and only tl;dr gif i have ever had the pleasure of encountering
apenland
That's not one word...
Volvary
Dictionnary
ChocomonMaster
Feels.
RabidPhoenix
Cursed
Tzaot
Beziehungsendliberalitätslösung Suck it, thats one word now, invented by me, thats how Germans roll
DatMormon
Namaste
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
Fuuuuuuuuucked. Up.
IenjoythefactthatIcanwriteasmuchasIwant
freedom
Lookonmytwerksyemightyanddespair
Free necklace! ...wait thats two, damn.
HungryPumpkn
Freenecklace!
skogkatt
That paper reminds me of the screech of my dot matrix printer. Not that any of you remember those.
ninmonkey
I had them at work.
I REMEMBER
Rinkink
Sweet music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht96HJ01SE4
LizBrown5488
I loved ripping the strips off the sides when I got bored as a kid. So fun
InfoTuna
I hear it in my nightmares, along with the shriek of dial-up.
At least you can check a box to mute dial-up modems.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
TL;DR - Woman leaves abusive man, becomes happy, leaves necklace from abusive man for random person because who doesn't like evil necklaces?
afunplatypus
Why do you assume it's a woman?
boathouse73
Thank you TL;DR man
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
It's the most beautiful horcrux I've ever seen...
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I've seen this movie! It has a wizard, and a ring, and a dark lord!
TylerTheAnarchist
Thank u for summarizing. I didn't actually want to read it.
sandband
Omg I have the same necklace from my controlling ex!!!!!
jeffsweet
You're doing the lords work son
dday2
Thx way too long to read hand written anything
keymasterbacon
Evil dolls like them...
Mayyybe
Come on dude..,,, this was very heartfelt and I believe her heart and peace out shadows any bitterness left on this necklace. <3
Felman
Perfect plot for a horror movie
licboss
The necklace is also cursed........ That's bad.
mebbe
The necklace comes with free frogurt.... That's good!
eliseisaghost
The frogurt is also cursed... That's bad.
LightUrple
The frogurt is also cursed......That's bad. But it comes with your choice of toppings!
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
hadokn
Where did she get 1980s era computer paper? Was he so abusive that her forced her to use a dot matrix printer?
Aw, I was going to do that.
Starfield
I laughed way too hard at this
Osomatic
I swear to god this is the first thing I thought when I saw this. I'm a terrible person.
ponchette
We have some at my job.
jamandtoast
Standard paper for airlines. They don't want to pay to upgrade the infrastructure and upgrade printers and software.
identikit
The sides aren't even perforated! Madness.
Douglas747Tristar
For some reason I love the smell of that kind of paper
TheCanadianBeaver
An older friend gave my kids stacks of this paper. It's so fun they can stretch a bunch of sheets out and make huge drawings.
squirrelgirl86
As a kid I always had more of this paper than I knew what to do with and would draw all day sometimes. It was awesome.
We ran out a few weeks ago and I was pretty sad.
LabyrinthCharm
My dad had a box full of that kind of paper in the closet until the day he died. It makes for good scrap drawing paper.
DrKHAAAAAAN
Oh yeah! The inlaws gave us a huge box of it. The kids have been drawing on the paper from it for like 5 years at this point.
Feedmenoms
When I was at the airport last week the gate attendants printed stuff on this type of paper. She may have asked for some to write on.
wrincewind
funfact! they use this paper because a lot of airport systems are hard-coded to use certain 70's printers, and re-writing the system to [>]
allow them to use more modern printers would be too expensive and probably result in airport downtime, which is basically unthinkably costly
this has gotten so bad that gatwick airport in england basically single-handedly supports a printer-building company that build this one >
model of printer for them. weird, eh?
manslut
Here, have a cursed amulet.
wobbu
You finish putting on the cursed amulet of inaccuracy. Oops, that feels deathly cold!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I saw this movie. I'm pretty sure some monster comes to get you now. A mermaid or a little girl with a sarlac mouth or something.
AdrianAmato
I bet one of those gems is a shard of Voldemort's soul.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
*horcrux
VileNightmare
*whorecrux
AZRAELSBLADE
Horcrux
thaneAAO
My first thought: This is how so many horror stories start out. DON'T PUT THAT NECKLACE ON!
literallymike
Aaaaaaaand my morning chuckle. :)
Uhhh duh? Free demon bait?
LoganEcholls
RadicalPotato
Whats this from?
BlueberryJohnson
Thank you, strange gypsy lady..
ThisCannotBEEEEE
I laughed. Have all my upvotes.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
damn. i had basically the same necklace from the same type of relationship. I just sold it.
OGFZ
thx 4 da tl;dr
Pulsahr
Corrupted amulet : 30% increased money quantity, 10% of max HP degeneration per minute, -20% to all resistances.
WallabyWizard
Some house painters stole the knife my ex used to self-harm. It was nothing but evil. Good luck with the cursed blade, guys.
How are you gonna just comment on my 2 year old comment?
It's the magic of Random.
lichtly
Do you want cursed amulets? Because this is how you get cursed amulets!
Talmorean
callielizz
Damn, the quality of this gif
Landcaster
-20 to melee
Azrael94
I would think it'd be more -10 to block.
CoachSmoker
Haaa!
RCSlyman
From the letter, sounds more like -5 to Will Save.
IamWizard
lol terrible, but you win.
Hoplessromanticunderyourbed
+1 for someone who read curse. Couldn't muster up the balls myself.
m0ckingy0u
pretty gift, easy to cleanse ~ just Reiki it :-)
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
or an exorcism. Or throw some salt over your shoulder. Or rub a lucky horseshoe on it. Or cross your fingers. Seriously, it works... SMH.
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120305220144/scratchpad/images/d/de/Shun_the_non_believer_by_Funkykitsune_xlarge.jpeg
heh. I lol'd.
enigmadan
Message from reddit OP: http://imgur.com/4cXGokv
lagrickjames
Namnori
Wish I saw this before I slaved through the original.
HarmlessDickbutt
omg I know
smuemoo
I was reading on mobile too. So horrible.
At least you got to go home, afterwards.
westPAguy
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131216022447/vampirediaries/images/f/f9/Jenna-Marbles-I-Can't-Even.gif
I think I just made a waterfall of 5' 2".
idonotunderstandthatreference.7z
I am 5 feet 2 inches and I cried a river.
iNowUnderstandThatReference.thx
arachnoidmater
Really liked this until namaste.
handstanddan
Thank goodness for zoom
splanky
I believe all the airpots are in Colorado.
loquaciouslow
Right on, Jamie. I'm pretty ashamed of everyone poking fun at this off all things.
shmegz
Crying.
PsychedelicGoat42
Oh shit I have that same necklace.
Kopar
I don't believe any of you fuckers anymore.
juanchits
Hope she keeps progressing, but meditation? "namaste"? She's struggled hard, but the obvious pretend-to-became-buddhist part can be skipped.
StuckInBetweeen
Dunno why but just knowing that this stranger found happiness and was able to express herself like this made me smile from chin to chin.
TheClassyGentleman
as an indian. namaste is greeting. you dont say namaste when you leave :p
BenniHeyl
When I read "Namaste", half of the respect I had gained for this woman faded again. Like her pain in the flower winds. Namaste, Jaime
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
Hand printed on tractor fed paper. Self destruct in 3...2....1...
illaskya
Soooo.... You found a horcrux?
Derka111
Awesome hp reference
pu55kl4p
kamikazewizard
Is it bad that I immediately read "Read me" as "Rape Me" and read the rest of the letter to the tune of the Nirvana song?
L8erT8er
Jamie, (who and where ever you are) I went through the same relationship. Here is to us, finding peace with ourselves!
NEVEReatTHEcarrots
Same, just waiting for the courage to leave
NEVEReatTHEcarrots
Same, just waiting for the courage to leave
thecrazedwombat
Seems much better than most notes I could imagine finding at an airport.
lucidcute
Yeah. It's an uplifting story, but it's a bit of an annoying thing to do to security or easily alarmed citizens.
kissmygrits
*airpot
Oooldfart
I like that word. Going to start using it right away.
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
tl;dr free necklace.
surroundedbystupid
BEST TL:DR
Gonnaderpya
I'd sell that shit. No one wants a cursed necklace.
lawlysmoke
Definitely worth the read
goodguyC
You know what, I even read and I don't care. I gotta change my username.....
ghostsdesu
I've been free of my abuser for a month. I stayed with him for 7 years. I hope I can find whatever it is that she found.
Zephyrias
whoa, downvote fairies
whoah
Thanks for the warning, brutha
Zephyrias
Or at least fairy*
ianorsomething
If that's not a horcrux, I'm fucking Dumbledore himself.
fauxglove
Dumbledore is pretty old, can he even get it up anymore?
SDgoldilocks
He's, what? 150? Give or take a few years?
turelhimvampire
BoneJaw
What about people without necks? Don't they deserve happiness?
SanSamis
doesn't know how to thank you enough:
helloiamafish
What about turtles? Turtles deserve happiness too.
Voidjumper
Turtles have ridiculously long necks...
HeyFreckleFace
Dude I got the SAME exact necklace as a gift from an asshole I dated years ago. I think there is a pattern....
torpedotor
Must have been cheap?
samantha2567
Have one too! sold mine.
MeganMeow
I have one too, but it was from a friend
chibbity
Hey, me too! Although I guess he wasn't really an asshole, just troubled.
yoxhosam
Me too. I gave it back to him when I dumped him. He gave it to another girl ... who I ended up meeting and becoming friends with...awks
wessyfbaby
http://imgur.com/B9sVFlW
dynamiteking
...lotr, but in necklace form and mediocre
SirPremierViceroy
Reading.
VeritasEtAequitas
Things
fortminor
The best and only tl;dr gif i have ever had the pleasure of encountering
apenland
That's not one word...
Volvary
Dictionnary
ChocomonMaster
Feels.
RabidPhoenix
Cursed
Tzaot
Beziehungsendliberalitätslösung Suck it, thats one word now, invented by me, thats how Germans roll
DatMormon
Namaste
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
Fuuuuuuuuucked. Up.
IenjoythefactthatIcanwriteasmuchasIwant
freedom
Lookonmytwerksyemightyanddespair
Free necklace! ...wait thats two, damn.
HungryPumpkn
Freenecklace!
skogkatt
That paper reminds me of the screech of my dot matrix printer. Not that any of you remember those.
ninmonkey
I had them at work.
surroundedbystupid
I REMEMBER
Rinkink
Sweet music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht96HJ01SE4
LizBrown5488
I loved ripping the strips off the sides when I got bored as a kid. So fun
InfoTuna
I hear it in my nightmares, along with the shriek of dial-up.
ninmonkey
At least you can check a box to mute dial-up modems.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
TL;DR - Woman leaves abusive man, becomes happy, leaves necklace from abusive man for random person because who doesn't like evil necklaces?
afunplatypus
Why do you assume it's a woman?
boathouse73
Thank you TL;DR man
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
It's the most beautiful horcrux I've ever seen...
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I've seen this movie! It has a wizard, and a ring, and a dark lord!
TylerTheAnarchist
Thank u for summarizing. I didn't actually want to read it.
sandband
Omg I have the same necklace from my controlling ex!!!!!
jeffsweet
You're doing the lords work son
dday2
Thx way too long to read hand written anything
keymasterbacon
Evil dolls like them...
Mayyybe
Come on dude..,,, this was very heartfelt and I believe her heart and peace out shadows any bitterness left on this necklace. <3
Felman
Perfect plot for a horror movie
licboss
The necklace is also cursed........ That's bad.
mebbe
The necklace comes with free frogurt.... That's good!
eliseisaghost
The frogurt is also cursed... That's bad.
LightUrple
The frogurt is also cursed......That's bad. But it comes with your choice of toppings!
mebbe
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
hadokn
Where did she get 1980s era computer paper? Was he so abusive that her forced her to use a dot matrix printer?
ninmonkey
Aw, I was going to do that.
Starfield
I laughed way too hard at this
Osomatic
I swear to god this is the first thing I thought when I saw this. I'm a terrible person.
ponchette
We have some at my job.
jamandtoast
Standard paper for airlines. They don't want to pay to upgrade the infrastructure and upgrade printers and software.
identikit
The sides aren't even perforated! Madness.
Douglas747Tristar
For some reason I love the smell of that kind of paper
TheCanadianBeaver
An older friend gave my kids stacks of this paper. It's so fun they can stretch a bunch of sheets out and make huge drawings.
squirrelgirl86
As a kid I always had more of this paper than I knew what to do with and would draw all day sometimes. It was awesome.
TheCanadianBeaver
We ran out a few weeks ago and I was pretty sad.
LabyrinthCharm
My dad had a box full of that kind of paper in the closet until the day he died. It makes for good scrap drawing paper.
DrKHAAAAAAN
Oh yeah! The inlaws gave us a huge box of it. The kids have been drawing on the paper from it for like 5 years at this point.
Feedmenoms
When I was at the airport last week the gate attendants printed stuff on this type of paper. She may have asked for some to write on.
wrincewind
funfact! they use this paper because a lot of airport systems are hard-coded to use certain 70's printers, and re-writing the system to [>]
wrincewind
allow them to use more modern printers would be too expensive and probably result in airport downtime, which is basically unthinkably costly
wrincewind
this has gotten so bad that gatwick airport in england basically single-handedly supports a printer-building company that build this one >
wrincewind
model of printer for them. weird, eh?
manslut
Here, have a cursed amulet.
wobbu
You finish putting on the cursed amulet of inaccuracy. Oops, that feels deathly cold!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I saw this movie. I'm pretty sure some monster comes to get you now. A mermaid or a little girl with a sarlac mouth or something.
AdrianAmato
I bet one of those gems is a shard of Voldemort's soul.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
*horcrux
VileNightmare
*whorecrux
AZRAELSBLADE
Horcrux
thaneAAO
My first thought: This is how so many horror stories start out. DON'T PUT THAT NECKLACE ON!
literallymike
Aaaaaaaand my morning chuckle. :)
Tzaot
Uhhh duh? Free demon bait?
LoganEcholls
RadicalPotato
Whats this from?
BlueberryJohnson
Thank you, strange gypsy lady..
ThisCannotBEEEEE
I laughed. Have all my upvotes.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
damn. i had basically the same necklace from the same type of relationship. I just sold it.
OGFZ
thx 4 da tl;dr
Pulsahr
Corrupted amulet : 30% increased money quantity, 10% of max HP degeneration per minute, -20% to all resistances.
WallabyWizard
Some house painters stole the knife my ex used to self-harm. It was nothing but evil. Good luck with the cursed blade, guys.
manslut
How are you gonna just comment on my 2 year old comment?
WallabyWizard
It's the magic of Random.
lichtly
Do you want cursed amulets? Because this is how you get cursed amulets!
Talmorean
callielizz
Damn, the quality of this gif
Landcaster
-20 to melee
Azrael94
I would think it'd be more -10 to block.
CoachSmoker
Haaa!
RCSlyman
From the letter, sounds more like -5 to Will Save.
IamWizard
lol terrible, but you win.
Hoplessromanticunderyourbed
+1 for someone who read curse. Couldn't muster up the balls myself.
m0ckingy0u
pretty gift, easy to cleanse ~ just Reiki it :-)
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
or an exorcism. Or throw some salt over your shoulder. Or rub a lucky horseshoe on it. Or cross your fingers. Seriously, it works... SMH.
m0ckingy0u
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120305220144/scratchpad/images/d/de/Shun_the_non_believer_by_Funkykitsune_xlarge.jpeg
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
heh. I lol'd.
enigmadan
Message from reddit OP: http://imgur.com/4cXGokv
lagrickjames
Namnori
Wish I saw this before I slaved through the original.
HarmlessDickbutt
omg I know
smuemoo
I was reading on mobile too. So horrible.
ninmonkey
At least you got to go home, afterwards.
westPAguy
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131216022447/vampirediaries/images/f/f9/Jenna-Marbles-I-Can't-Even.gif
HungryPumpkn
I think I just made a waterfall of 5' 2".
enigmadan
idonotunderstandthatreference.7z
HungryPumpkn
I am 5 feet 2 inches and I cried a river.
enigmadan
iNowUnderstandThatReference.thx