Well don't mess with this guy's money

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Gonna try a sneak a nap in. No one will suspect a thing.

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MRW my friends ask me how big he is and I don't know yet.

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I don't know what more you want from me. Have a kid dancing in front of a dolphin banana.

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My friend got down on one knee today...

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I'm glad they are taking proper precautions

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8

58

Apparently my pepper is a boy...

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I mean, at least he asked me first...

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40

Can't wear a Halloween costume to work they said. Well, "You're not my supervisor!" Groovy bears anyone?

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I lost a bet and had to make my male friend a cake. I think I'm the one who won.

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Apparently it's my very first cake day.

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