Just a single gent taking a stroll in Queens
MFW I'm sitting on my skull throne & rip a wicked fart
I won third place and got to meet Tim Gunn!
MRW a girl talks to me at a bar and my social anxiety hits
Good thing i just took a dookie in the urinal
I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell.
Arm wrestling? Big rigs? This is Over The Top...
Shop Smart... Shop Food Mart
Every Parks and Rec gif you'll ever need!
Learned some Native American history today
Quick, while everyone thinks America is sound asleep!
4chan dumplette
Classic New Yorker
Some people just want to watch the world burn
MFW Sportscenter older hosts use "slang" when talking sports
My sister teaches in the Bronx. Always comes through with the funny.
MFW game is on but my shortstop asks how many outs there are
morphinly obese
I too like to live dangerously...
ignore this
Ay dios mio!
MLK has seen some shit
If you walk like this... Fuck your whole family.
Victory through Valor!
When one of my droogs says Trump ain't so bad.
found this gem in Brooklyn yesterday
Sochi's TRUE Olympic logo. (OC from Bushwick BK)
Yorky is real tired of you're shit... it's party time
Everyone's talking about weed, Hitler, and Easter and I'm over here like...
Buffalo Bills' new logo
MRW I'm a 30 year old man hanging out in "hip" Brooklyn bars
Upvote Trump Dog! Make the kennel great again!
Virtual-date
I made it! Used up all the ink in my primary work pen!
Guinness the black Lab YES!/NOPE! gif
wow. such wolf. very snarl.
Here's a British Bulldog hanging out the passenger side of a British taxi in NYC
When I'm making progress macking on a girl but then get too drunk to function
Sistine Jetta
Fundraiser for a fallen hero
Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Just landed a job I've been pursuing since December
Call me jaded, but an 11 game win streak?
Cat patch fever!
Every law not based on wisdom is a menace to the state.
Ay, don't get your panties in a knot. I'm just bustin' balls.
Guinness the black lab playing fetch
Hey... Prince Oberyn...