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Introduced my girlfriend who never plays video games to Skyrim... I come home from work to find this.
Jan 5, 2017 1:52 AM
CaptainGary
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Nikki1236969
That's me with Witcher 3 right now
rdmguy
Into rimming now
realmdweller
Does she do the new gamer lean with the controller when she's moving around in game?
Wakaflockaisaac
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Got my girl into fallout 4. Then I got this. Told her it was medieval fallout. We let our son pick our race. He liked the cat and made 1/2
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Us orange. And now we share decisions as we traverse the land! (lol jk i knew we had to be imperials when he said cat f*** Jarl Trump there)
bigcheezefartz
Time to take an arrow to a knee!
Grimace84
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Sounds like you need a second full setup
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Im sorry for your lose. Skyrim has her now
SimpleSnail
Laughed to hard at physically pronouncing "Sorry for your lose."
Matlo
Wife her, wife her now
JoSu13
He's gonna need one of these http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/2/22/Maraamulet.png/revision/latest?cb=20120308111607
HeemsMcClane
"IM SO HAPPY YOURE HOME, HOW DO I STOP RUNNING ROUND IN CIRCLE?!"
blueTeam
Later, in bed she puts her lips up to your ear and whispers 'Hail Sithis'
DarthShrader
You find her a proper chair right this instant!
SchitzzPoppinov
She looks like she really has to pee but really really wants to finish that quest first.
WhatzitTooya
Just this one. Yeah, just this single quest right here and not more.
samsonguy920
Been there, done that, have yet to fail to make the toilet.
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Your gf belongs to the Nords now.
AlexPostStuff
Love how close she is to the screen. That's the posture of someone engaged into their game.
Speedpipi
I do the same: it's because you regularly need to charge the controller... :(((
AlexPostStuff
Is it on the PS4 I assume?
Speedpipi
No, PS3.. (?)
randomlychosenusernameinuse
You'd better fus ro dah her later...
iDontHaveABetterName
UNRELENTING beebadee doo bop skippty pop bop
SirPowder
Ppfftt, Iron Axe, get gud
UrsaUrsa
*git gud :D
praximus
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty jealous.
P0oPfAce
She needed to distract you from the guy jumping out of the bedroom window.
disturbed8411
What a twist!
Sexlexic
I like that floating bookshelf
MissGeminixxx
Me too, adding to my wishlist.
Mendonca
That's part of the "Lack" collection at Ikea. Have some of the floating shelves and they're great!
AntonioStark
Oh shit yeah. I'm going to put that into my "things to have in the next house" box.
kittybuttwiggle
I didn't know Bethesda entered the furniture business
CaptainGary
Ikea
analnipple666
Is it weird that I immediately recognized it as Ikea? Do I spend too much time there? No ragrets.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
It's not really floating. It's actually fixed to the wall. (Sorry, I had to! The voices made me type it)
samsonguy920
The steward of Whiterun charged 350 gold alone for that bookshelf. You better like it.
MoeLester602
You would wouldn't you
IMostlyCorrectOtherPeopleAndFavoriteBoobs
I like turtles.
Sneakyfish
Huh, that is cool.
MenagerieManager
She needs a gaming chair!
RotlausViking
she seems...eager.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Bleakfalls Barrow, boss cavern, first time.
ijustcantevenrightnow
no. she has to pee (I may or may not know this from experience)
OmnibusLatinName
Idk. That's a pretty tense moment there, the end of the first dungeon for a new player. Bet she jumped when the bats flew by :)
CaptainBash
Wait?! She got to the end bleak falls barrow her first time ever playing a video game. Impressive.
NonConformistFlamingo
Make sure she stays hydrated and make regular offerings of food. Prepare eyedrops if she forgets to blink.
WeirdStealth
Get a Hydration pack for her, and her favorite yogurt
BanGurHeaD
Blink
nomadicdirtbag
I played Modern Warfare Remastered for 12 hours 3 days in a row. Now my eyes have been in serious pain for the last 4 days since.
BecozImBatman
Remastered....? From steam? .... Steam sale got u...
nomadicdirtbag
I see people talk about Steam but I honestly don't know what it is.
BecozImBatman
Steam is online portal to buy games, great discounts, on games. Use Google to search for steam store
FenderFinger
Holy shit I'm not the only person who forgets to blink
shalmdi
I wear contacts most of the time but game in glasses. You ever blink after a game and feel the scrap of dry contacts on your eyelids?
pixarpizza
I never blink and only survive because eye drops
NonConformistFlamingo
I have... It's a pain one never forgets.
butteredtoast789
this is me as soon as i get off work, it was christmas on the nexus for mods today
shinyballs
A day ? I was in for 3 -7 days and still was not happy with the mods.
2000boxes
on what?
Grievuuz
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/?
nabagaca
I'm assuming they meant the website "nexus mods". They basically said they found a bunch of mods they liked I think
sjm127
My GF made fun of me CONSTANTLY for playing skyrim. She played it once and she's hooked. God damn hypocritical monster.
im3gur
My wife did the same thing with me 11 years ago playing World of Warcraft. In fact, she's sitting in the bed next to me playing WoW now.
ffanfanbing
she makin' that sweet sweet gold down in goldshire tavern?
ImSorryFriend
I... I could have been making gold doing that?
Thyrork
It depends, how strong is your ERP?
tomanderson35
whats that thing hanging on your doorknob?
CaptainGary
A bottle opener made out of a deer antler.
tomanderson35
how the hell do you know that?
ILikeToRepost
Because its his house and he (or his gf) probably made/bought it?
LinksRemix
He's the owner of the house? lmao
Spukernaaki
Skyrim is a gateway game
mordaedil
Gateway to Skyrim.
WildWienerOfDOOM
To Oblivion. Wocka Wocka!
Aerolfoz
People like the first one they played. Oblivion players don't like Skyrim, meh on Morrowind. Morrowind guys like neither.
Aerolfoz
Skyrim guys don't like any but Skyrim too. Generally, there are exceptions but meh.
Bortus
Pokemon, Mario, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, then Skyrim
Bortus
for me, anyway.
Aerolfoz
To the Witcher 3.
TheGlow
Into snoozing. Bethesda games knock me out. Only bethesda games make me fall asleep. consistently.
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
As much as I dislike Skyrim I still think it's a good starting point for people wanting to try out video games.
sunandthestars
Mine was Final Fantasy
Bortus
Fuck yea man
BenjaminGiddens
Dang. That's that "new gamer" squat
DickDastardly404
get that woman a chair!
Gastroboi
Lol that squat is all of these comments.
toriapinklotus
Oh my gosh!! I had this squat whilst recently playing Shadow of Mordor. Never played a game like it before! I didn't realise it was a thing!
DefinitelyNotCera
Haven't seen that since I was 5...
Idonthavealottosay
Or when your kid cousins are watching you play
Flamingoid
My younger brother starts moving excitedly when he's winning, trying not to jump 'cause we tease him about it. He's 23.
PresidentProTempore
Yeah, when I introduced my friend to skyrim she sat exactly like that.
Wholling73
My boyfriend does that squat and he's 19... he's no new gamer
BarlicGread
Aggressive bouncing and lip movements when she gets to a hard bit.
SuspiciousCactus
She still has knee caps. Oh to be a young gamer again.
CakeOrGlory
That's the "I just squatted because I'm only here for five minutes and now I've been here three hours and haven't realized to move" posture.
Attacker732
Soo... 'New Gamer'.
CardboardPizzas
The second best reason for your girlfriend's knees to be bruised.
iamtheonewhobones
could also be one of those "I've played so long no position is comfortable, and this is intense so I have to sit intensely."
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
*intensity intensifies*
MrRobSteel
Everything below the waist has fused into one, there is no pain, no suffering. Only games.
ChubxLife
She probably tilts her body left to right when playing racing games
ImAShittyTransAm
You don't?
Sparru
And you'll learn not to do that once you play for so long that you lose feeling in your legs and have to re-learn how to walk...
GeneralSturgeonWarning
It looks to me she needed to charge the controller, it charged, she unplugged it, forgot to get back to her spot bc shit got real.
NeoAcario
Yea, but is she waving the controller around in an effort to get the character to move faster?
xIIPuppetIIx
No, shes leaning into her turns when shes changing directions in game or trying to avoid something. lol
xIIPuppetIIx
During overwatch, my GF will sometimes lean one direction when shes desperately trying to dodge something. Its cute.
Zachakx
I do the same thing when I'm really into it. Been playing FPSs since like 04..lol. It totally helps. ;)
Mechlai
I do a lot of VR stuff and leaning away actually helps... IT IS THE FUTURE!
Thoraxe123
I used to do that when I was a kid. Hell id still probably do that if there Wasn't anything to sit on
erischilde
Of square? WHT do they call it in grade school.. on the floor crossing you legs, but not quite lotus...
MichaelServetas
Indiana style?
Zachakx
Criss cross applesauce, cross legged, Indian style.. that's about all I know for that seating position.
rekcilthis1
We call it 'sitting cross-legged' where I come from.
erischilde
Yes. That sounds familiar!
koopaya
Or she has to pee and she's too hooked to recognize the warning signs.
RaisinZetaJones
Uh yeah, that's STILL the "new gamer" squat.
7heBored
The threat is real
erischilde
This achieves this position too. "One more (thing) and I'll pee:
thegarlicawakens
Khajit has quest!
Shananaa
Uh ohhh
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
I used to do that so much that my bladder stopped telling me it was full.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
She can pee on me
Alphonzlayseef
Why are you getting downvoted???
SnookerSylph
There's funny weird comments and then there's creepy weird comments. You took the creepy weird and expanded it. Good job you sick fuck
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
She only loves me when I cum blood
MeanGreenMemeQueen
You're never getting her back, the dragons have her now
HitlersHornyNippleRing
What Dragons? I only see Wyverns in the game
MeanGreenMemeQueen
Abbreviationator
sky's rim belongs to the nords!
tropicalsunfish
Yeah this was also me when my ex introduced me to Skyrim lol
jetstreaminfinity
something something belongs to the nords
stefanreckson
Well done. Add her mind to the collective. One of us. One of us.
Shoelebubba
My days were just gone and it didn't even feel like it. WHY IS THE BROTHERHOOD QUEST LINE SO LONG
whadafugisthiscogsugga
I want more chains. I feel like I've finished all the good chains. Not really interested in the whole adoption thing. Is there any point?
PolarBears91
Unless you kill Astrid as soon as you see her. Whole new quest line!
SexySquatch
There's actually a mod that makes it almost twice as long.
Neverwhen
I might need the name of that mod. For a friend. Who clearly has no job.
SexySquatch
Okay so I was a bit misinformed. Doesn't double the length but, Dark Brotherhood: Resurrection. Adds a 4 hour campaign after the 1/2
SexySquatch
Original DB storyline is completed.
Aerolfoz
..really? Quite a bit of setup yes, but it is no longer than Oblivion's. Feels like it has less content though, so end result is shorter.
SexySquatch
I prefer skyrims end results though. The endless contracts are more enjoyable than weekly income.
Aerolfoz
They're too boring. Weekly income is indeed very meh at best, and at worst you don't need the money at all, but contracts are just bland.
Aerolfoz
They're too boring. Weekly income is indeed very meh at best, and at worst you don't need the money at all, but contracts are just bland.
Buckbeak1486
That game has Dragons...?
stanleypark211
Side quests.. am I right?
LeonKuhlmey
What in Oblivion is that ?
FartedWhileMakingUpName
If you're like me and don't actually do the main quest while completing everything else, no it doesn't :P Save for one at the start.
Rkhbusa
Most of the dragons I've killed are random spawn, think I'm at 18 now
IOnlyFavouriteDogPictures
Yeah but they don't randomly spawn until you do the quest where you have to kill that first dragon near Whiterun.
Aerolfoz
Yep this. Quite common, you could avoid getting a single Oblivion gate in Oblivion by not going to Kvatch.
Jsupes
What is it? Dragons?
drenix
Well, not if you never turn in the Dragonstone.
RedCamaro
technically they're wyverns.
Bacxaber
Nope, Skyrim has wyverns. Dragons are supposed to have 4 legs.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
And scales and wings. Plenty of counter-examples for every attributed feature, though. I wouldn't argue with Falcor or Fafner.
ElbowdeepinElmo
But "Wyvernborn" sounds really silly.
drenix
Found it http://imgur.com/account/favorites/ypEwC
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Wyverns are a part of the draconic familia.
MeanGreenMemeQueen
busdriverdan
Literally everyone calls chinese dragons, dragons but we don't see you people getting uppity about it.
Bacxaber
Because there's no distinction word. If Chinese dragons had a separate word in English, we'd call them that.
OneTrueSaviour
Well technically, many people see dragon differently, such as the chinese dragon, it is a serpent like creature with 4 legs and a dragon (1)
OneTrueSaviour
Head, AND i think bethesda were trying to be more realistic with dragons, similar to how bats have 2 legs and wings, plus dragons aren't (2)
OneTrueSaviour
real, so for all we know they could be 8 legged creatures with 2 heads and 12 wings (3/3)
drenix
4 legs + Wings* (cos someone would eventually point that four legs are drakes unless they also get the wings)
alexott91
TIL
drenix
Is a pain in the ass to search on my phone but there was a post one with tbe different kind. Will try to find it at home and link it.