PresidentProTempore

136129 pts ยท December 11, 2013


Article I, Section 3 of the Constitution: The Senate shall choose their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States. I might randomly message you, so watch out! I'm gay, which I often use to justify things I comment. Also, no, I'm not hitting on you. Not seriously, anyway. Things to send me in messages: Fountain pens, historical artifacts, art, poems, screenshots from cities:skylines, battlefield 1, and EUIV. Shameless Selfie of the PPT: https://imgur.com/xeYaRYr

You have forsaken your duties.

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I'm reviving this from the government shut down 4 years ago.

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Me when I see a hair stuck to my face in the corner of my eye and I can't find it to get it off

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MRW my coworker chews on ice while I'm dealing with a migraine.

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So I don't expect the president to know much about grammar, but this is hilarious.

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There is a Trump tweet for literally anything.

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I guess I'm not getting the mail today. Or ever.

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Awesome orb weaver design.

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MRW I'm not out to my parents and I'm going through boy trouble

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Is it really so unbelievable that I can be happy?

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I tried the challenge. It didn't work.

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Taylor. Tailor. Tilor. Tailer. Tylenol. Tiler. Tylar.

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Full moon in rural Texas.

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I just want to be a dictator. NBD guys...

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Please Texans let's make it happen! For the internet!

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I find weird satisfaction in putting the user icon in the back arrow in the comments.

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I swear they're puppies.

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You are not perfect

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Just rural Texas things.

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Perfect branding!

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One of the most underappretiated snacks.

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A girl complimented me for having soft hands today on my first day at work.

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What's this? what's this?!

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Just one of those days I guess.

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I feel like I might be living in rural Texas.

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Wow, they're really grasping for straws.

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Yes, now stop mocking my unemployment!

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Sometimes I get frustrated with today's news, but headlines like this give me a moment to think it'll all be okay.

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An original printing of Mein Kampf my grandfather found just after WWII.

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I can already tell I'm going to like this show just based off these two instances.

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He doesn't know what he's missing

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Also, I don't think it's weird.

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I'm learning Spencerian script as a way to relax and this page came up.

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A Silent Short by Rocket Jump that Everyone Should Watch Now!

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Water has to go somewhere :(

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This is Mattress Mack

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An update on the situation in Houston and why these floods are being reported as catastrophic

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Can anyone identify this amphibian?!

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This cloud appeared over my house, anyone know who it belongs to? I'm going with Thor.

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When does it end???

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Can anyone identify these mushrooms?

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I just realized I'm using my diploma as a mouse pad.

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This jumping spider has a little ghost face.

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I'm just so frustrated with today's politics.

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I hear 'IT' is famous again!

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You do you, man.

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I made a haiku for imgur with my new fountain pen.

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This thunderhead makes it look like WW3 is kicking off.

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The floor is lava!!!!

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Whenever I'm sad, my cat comes up and lays in my lap like this and just purrs.

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16bit red wedding

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Just a list of names for cyclones around the world. Nothing out of the norm here.

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What I think of every time I hear about the anti-sharia law protests.

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My friend was taking care of my cat over the weekend and apparently he disappeared a few hours before I got home.

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MFW I see it's national donut day, but I'm living in Argentina where there are no decent donuts to be found.

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This is totally McDonald's Szechuan Sauce, it's still sold in Latin America.

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People talk about Canada's bagged milk and I'm in my kitchen dealing with this:

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