You have forsaken your duties.
I'm reviving this from the government shut down 4 years ago.
Me when I see a hair stuck to my face in the corner of my eye and I can't find it to get it off
MRW my coworker chews on ice while I'm dealing with a migraine.
So I don't expect the president to know much about grammar, but this is hilarious.
There is a Trump tweet for literally anything.
I guess I'm not getting the mail today. Or ever.
Awesome orb weaver design.
MRW I'm not out to my parents and I'm going through boy trouble
Is it really so unbelievable that I can be happy?
I tried the challenge. It didn't work.
Taylor. Tailor. Tilor. Tailer. Tylenol. Tiler. Tylar.
Full moon in rural Texas.
I just want to be a dictator. NBD guys...
Please Texans let's make it happen! For the internet!
I find weird satisfaction in putting the user icon in the back arrow in the comments.
I swear they're puppies.
You are not perfect
Just rural Texas things.
Perfect branding!
One of the most underappretiated snacks.
A girl complimented me for having soft hands today on my first day at work.
What's this? what's this?!
Just one of those days I guess.
I feel like I might be living in rural Texas.
Wow, they're really grasping for straws.
Yes, now stop mocking my unemployment!
Sometimes I get frustrated with today's news, but headlines like this give me a moment to think it'll all be okay.
An original printing of Mein Kampf my grandfather found just after WWII.
I can already tell I'm going to like this show just based off these two instances.
He doesn't know what he's missing
Also, I don't think it's weird.
I'm learning Spencerian script as a way to relax and this page came up.
A Silent Short by Rocket Jump that Everyone Should Watch Now!
Water has to go somewhere :(
This is Mattress Mack
An update on the situation in Houston and why these floods are being reported as catastrophic
Can anyone identify this amphibian?!
This cloud appeared over my house, anyone know who it belongs to? I'm going with Thor.
When does it end???
Can anyone identify these mushrooms?
I just realized I'm using my diploma as a mouse pad.
This jumping spider has a little ghost face.
I'm just so frustrated with today's politics.
I hear 'IT' is famous again!
You do you, man.
I made a haiku for imgur with my new fountain pen.
This thunderhead makes it look like WW3 is kicking off.
The floor is lava!!!!
Whenever I'm sad, my cat comes up and lays in my lap like this and just purrs.
16bit red wedding
Just a list of names for cyclones around the world. Nothing out of the norm here.
What I think of every time I hear about the anti-sharia law protests.
My friend was taking care of my cat over the weekend and apparently he disappeared a few hours before I got home.
MFW I see it's national donut day, but I'm living in Argentina where there are no decent donuts to be found.
This is totally McDonald's Szechuan Sauce, it's still sold in Latin America.
People talk about Canada's bagged milk and I'm in my kitchen dealing with this: