Matlo

17204 pts · October 13, 2014


Turning small talk in to medium chat is an art. I'm British and live in London. Still in denial at getting old and doing it disgracefully. When not working i'm a trainee wine master, love food and PC gaming. Cheese is my crack and i may have to steal your tires to pay for my next fix. I do love a chat so feel free to send me a message :) twitch.tv/dutyhero

"Small wins build to big victories" Arnold Schwarzenegger

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1950's mascot

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Apparently is my 10 cake day. Have 10 of my fave funnies

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Awesome Secret Santa Delivers!

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If your nails are this long, you can't wipe your pooper property. There, I've said it

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Totally normal British foods. 

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My 16th fave apparently

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Farts are funny damit!

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My 12th Fave

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My 13th favourite, the force is strong with this one.

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Adblock +9000

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The difference between men and women

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 Im not a title, you're a title 

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Having a shitty day?

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This biscuits and gravy lark is not so great. 

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This image makes me very uncomfortable. Where do you fap?!?!?

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I see your xmas jumpers and i raise you.... BEARD LIGHTS!

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When she's shouting deeper.......

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Cake. Cake makes everything better.

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Tossed salad AND hummus anyone?

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OK. Which one of you freaks is selling this nasty?

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Escaped inmate arrested running tack to prison with booze food

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Proof that puppers are the best!

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My reaction any time i meet a girl i like

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I need some proof .......... for science

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Death by snu snu!

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Sexy talk at its very best

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Just got tracking data from my secret santa!

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English Taco Bell. Very, very tasty. Will be back.

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I thought my SS was on its way but it was not.

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When i buy sub the new fancy collar she's had her eye on.

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Prepper pupper is ready for the end of days. Are you?

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How is it that ATM's get an imgur app before android??

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My son wanted me to buy him a ball pit to play in but they're too expensive. So I made him one. Top fun!!!

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Broke my leg dancing on NYE

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When you fart so hard your dog goes cross eyed.

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This pleases me way more than it should

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I'm single and going that way, no marriage for me!

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That moment when the club photographer catches you from the wrong angle

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Now my much better half joins the sunday funday :)

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Darth Vadecar

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So were doing hamsters?

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