ImSorryFriend

23771 pts ยท October 20, 2015


I seem to clarify this fairly often, but masturbation doesn't mean self-pleasure. It means hand-based pleasure. If I stroke you off, that's masturbation. If you get off by riding your exercise bike with a dildo attached to the seat, that's not masturbation. If your toys are hand-powered, that's still probably considered masturbation, but that's about as far as you can stretch it before you're misusing the term. In case I was not clear enough, I'm a pedantic wanker.

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