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Feb 5, 2023 2:01 PM
Iblamemyparentstoo
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ShieldAnvil1
And dear Coors, I have never wanted a beer as cold as the Rockies. That would be block of ice trapped in an aluminum can.
Robohobo541
TektronixTDS360
Also there's no way that's the best Milwaukee has to offer
Thebeardedrhinocerous
The fuck it didn't! Have you tried it with Thai food?!?
cryborg
I like PBR. It's not the best, but I like it.
eadanke
I don't, but if I'm buying a pitcher of something it's probably pabst
morethan3words
It actually did: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/where-did-pabst-win-that-blue-ribbon-138975181/
AtsaMattaForMe
jayteedeeism
Tell that to Frank Black/the well-dressed man...
smittyspawnshop
PBR is always there for me when I want to drink a dozen of something for $9.00
berserk
In Australia, the price of a schooner of beer, (about the capacity of 1 can), is being raised to $12. About 75% of that is tax. 1/2 >
berserk
2/2 The gummint always says this is to discourage drunkenness, but they have been pushing that line for 50years; no luck yet.
CarVersus
I'm not saying it's good beer, but it's cheap, inoffensive, and absolutely is my go-to "beer flavored beer" for weekend day drinking.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Call me Frank Booth because I fucking love PBR
spiderzim
You’ve all got it wrong. If ever given the chance to time travel I’m heading to the 1893 Chicago Worlds Fair and sure as hell drinking a PBR
servingmytimeinusersub
Just be careful of what hotel you stay in.
spiderjohn36
Natty Light won the Participation ribbon, so there.
ProfessorMatt
It was a different time.
DonkeyGoat
You misunderstand. This was a Pabst beer contest and that one won the blue ribbon.
ME2BNS12
It got a blue ribbon in the "cures constipation" category
DrKriegersClone
Well, this was about 100 years before Haribo sugar-free gummy bears. Gotta work with what they had.
LadyRex
"A woman who drinks Pabst doesn't care what goes in her mouth." Friend said this and I will remember it for always.
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
It could be worse. Pabst could start making IPAs.
penzick
Surprisingly interesting history: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/where-did-pabst-win-that-blue-ribbon-138975181/
barnwolf
Oh wow, I didn't realize they were such a notable beer company.
deaks64
Erik Larson has a great book on the fair called The Devil In The White City
penzick
Loved that book. Wasn't as impressed with his others but they're still worth the read.
technicallycorrect
Great book. Who knew that the fair was the introduction of the Ferris Wheel?
Mershkaderk
Erik Larson knew.
wobblecopterrrr
It’s like fast food, you know what you’re getting, never turned one down.. for free…
FunkyMonkeyRumJunky
Ice cold in a can on a hot day. Ain't nothing better, baby. +1 blue ribbon
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
I kept seeing Rolling Rock in movies and finally bought one.
Willowknowsall
It's a good beer damn it
Dickbuckles
It was 1893 and HH Holms was also murering tons of people
wowzilla1
Guinness is the best
spooktree
heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT
jkwgn
spiderzim
PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!
MissSpelledTattoo
Froggirl26
I enjoy Heineken
Popnitro
I reckon it tastes different around the world. Nice enough in Oz on a humid day.
spooktree
thevortexmaster
I prefer to drink my beer and at least show it a good time first
MissSpelledTattoo
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pfunk81
*Insufferable Beer Snob Cracks Knuckles Before Typing* "Heineken is for people who like chewing on Skunk Anal Glands."
Froggirl26
Allagash is my go to, but I like Heineken, Stella, Yeungling, Chimay, Allhambra, Peroni; all kinds. I consider myself a connoisseur
plainoldfool
I'm not a beer snob at all but Heineken is the skunkiest beer I ever did have. Stella comes in second.
OCTAVlAN
I don't drink anymore but when i was a drunk I would have drank fucken drano if it got me a buzz. I'd never drink a lucky. The stink ?
OverzealousDude
As far as cheap beer goes, you can do a lot worse.
IconicM
I'll take it over most of the big beers. It tastes like water, which is vastly preferable to the piss taste of something like Budweiser.
Gayforbae
I've drank piss thats better than pbr...
ralphmelish
There is also Vestfyen from Denmark. You buy a full case and all bottles taste different. Some are barely safe for consumption, some good.
Icommentlatedude
My favorite beer is free
hhager23
Maybe - but it would be difficult.
irrelevantusernamehere
Steel Reserve 211 smells like 3 day old asparagus piss
Cbryson606lv12
Three words: Walgreens' Big Flats
GuggelPlayer
In finland we have beer thats mocked as reindeer piss, and I have had blue ribbon and I would rather drink actual piss over ribbon any day
doodoomaniam11
Coors banquets top tier bottom dog
deject3000
Bud Heavy, Coors Banquet, PBR are totally drinkable beers. I won’t buy them for myself but if a buddy has one for me I’ll drink up.
eathotdog
You could also do a lot better
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Mohaynow
http://imgur.com/A22bqVO.gif
drezrale
No. That tastes like swamp water and ass
Dondarian
This beer tastes like absolute trash! It does have a high alcohol content so it gets the job done, but it is wretched!
eathotdog
Thats the point, pbr or any other cheap American beer is just inefficient
Dondarian
I don't agree with that statement completely. Coors banquet has a lot of good flavor.
angrybook
Tastes awful but it's dirt cheap and high alcohol content. We sell the hell out of it at my store.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Hamms.
Dancepartyinmyhead
Hamms is the best cheapest beer you can get.
DeinnsBeans
Don’t knock Hamm’s, it’s from the Land of Sky Blue Waters. Says so right on the can
Ctidz
Rainier.
EMTsaidwhat
It's sooo bad. That shit better be colder than a glacier if you're drinking it.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Lone star, milwaukees best and corona light come to mind
Godh8lefty
Lonestar.... those were some dark times
TheSlurmFactory
Corona light is way better than Milwaukee's best ?
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Imdead124
Lol can you post this on imgur? I feel like the answer is no
arfysdad
Yeah, I got modded.
allzquiet
Not a good sign if your beer is so bad you have to slap some titties on the label to help sales
RevTang
Seen lol
DonkeyGoat
Beer 30
BentwanJameson
Beer30 Light is one of the worst things I've ever tasted.
DonkeyGoat
They made a light version!? I have to tell my aunt. She hated that stuff
BentwanJameson
I see the same company, Melanie Brewing, is responsible for the other worst beer I've ever had, Lost Lake.
Dandoch1080
Meanwhile, the best cheap beer? Yuengling.
jellybeantheredonethat
In all fairness, there was no Belching Beaver Peanut Butter Milk Stout to compete against in 1893.
aface62
Nor this, whatever the heck it is.
morethan3words
There was actually tons of great beer in America in 1893. Prohibition and the laws that came after is why we lost craft brewing for so long.
Calicious
My all time favorite beer ^
royal722
Well, actually there was a contestant in '93 by the name of George Fredrick Yousdelf who submitted a recipe similar to that but was disqual.
royal722
ified after it was discovered he had not only forged his entry fee but also had manipulated his initials into G.F Youself if you still here
DaveSamsonite
BBPBMS is the bomb, but have you every tried IPA? Yeah, there are thousand of brands and they literally all taste the same - ozidized AF!
AndyTheAbsurd
Every IPA I've tasted has made me want to spit it out and dump what's left in the nearest potted plant. I'd rather drink straight vodka.
DaveSamsonite
It’s an acquired taste but one pretty much tastes like another. I really dislike IPA.
charliegrs
I love IPAs but I admit they all mostly taste the same
DaveSamsonite
It’s amazing isn’t it? I have been at bars that literally have 15 tappers and 100% of their draft beers are IPA. No lager or Pilsner
sevro77
I ain't buying that Budweiser is the king of beers either.
3Davideo
Beer is, in fact, an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
TheElusiveEnchilada
For when you want to hydrate, but you don't want to be seen drinking water.
shack95
An honest stolen election we can prove
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Nor do I believe that Miller Highlife is the champagne of beers.
Deathcameawienering
I've had original recipe Budwiser from the 1700s...its really damn good
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Bud light is a good "I'm drinking all day" beer
Atomic2
I don't really see the point in that. It doesn't taste good and it doesn't really get you drunk. Why even bother? Theres way better beers >
Atomic2
that actually taste nice and have a decent amount of alcohol (but not too much to get you wasted) that are also easy to drink all day. //
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
I like how it tastes. To each their own.
Atomic2
Cheers!
RDX2273
It may have been pre-WW2. Most American beer recipes were German, but companies came up with new ones during the war to distance themselves.
RDX2273
So atop their other crimes, it's literally the fault of the Nazis that American beer tastes awful today!
lordofthegoats
Budweiser was a style of beer which was known as the king of beers in 1875. The company took that name in 1876 to hawk their swill.
brobinson2001
I miss Budweiser Black Crown. That stuff was actually palatable.
Atomic2
But Carlsberg definitely is probably the best beer.
OperationBusterJangle
That's why I trust Coors. When they say "As cold as the Rockies" at least it isn't a lie.
DaveSamsonite
The European version called Budvar is quite a good lager and is very popular outside the US
CanadaDryGingerMale
Is my favourite summer beer; 500 ml bottle in bc liquor store around $2.50 Cdn
DaveSamsonite
I think it’s great, I can get it in northern Ontario by my house there.
lEetfuk
is miller highlife really the champagne of beers tho???
Baltzdelirium
I do. Shitty monarchs are kind of par for the course
LuckyMacchiato
Came here to say this +1
putzd63304
Yeah, I was gonna say,I believe PBR won a blue ribbon before that... ...but Pabst did technically win a blue ribbon.
xmaneds
budweiser is shit made with Corn and Rice. in Germany they are not even legally allowed to refer to budweiser as "beer"
AliceAndRabbit
But...but...they have cute horsies as their mascots.
xmaneds
Clydesdales are awesome horses, I hope that the Budweiser clydesdales are very well taken care-of
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
It’s called American Bud due to legal issues … Budweiser is the original Czech beer so EU didn’t allow Anheuser-Busch to market their piss
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_trademark_dispute
jimfalconer611
Well the Purity Laws would disqualify many styles of beer.
xmaneds
REINHEITSGEBOT for the win !
Iblamemyparentstoo
https://restaurantclicks.com/best-selling-beer-in-america/ Americans love it
ADegenFromUpcountry
Shows you what Americans know about beer lol
mebe21
Which is wild because I live in the Midwest and have only ever met one person who drinks original Budweiser. Idk who's buying it all
JusticePhrall
Americans who drink Budweiser don't like beer, they just like to pee a lot.
Rips4w
I have always enjoyed Budweiser. Im not losing any sleep over Germany's opinion of it.
LordElups
I like Bud and Sol because I find most lagers too bitter tasting. I'm not a big drinker though
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
I can relate … always enjoyed a good beer so I don’t know shit about american „beer“
JoshuaFalken
Lol...really?? That's hilarious
xmaneds
https://beveragebeaver.com/this-is-how-budweiser-is-made-exactly-ingredients/
eadanke
No, not really.
xmaneds
Budweiser is made withspecific type of corn known as two-row barley. This corn, grown in the US, gives the beer its characteristic flavor.
crateo
"characteristic" are too many letters for piss.
Iblamemyparentstoo
It is the number 1 beer world wide but that's not why it got its nickname The king of beers.
ADegenFromUpcountry
There’s absolutely no way on Earth that Budweiser’s the most popular beer in the world. It’s the “most valued” brand, which isn’t the same.
Iblamemyparentstoo
https://www.zippia.com/advice/most-popular-beer-each-state/#:~:text=The%20most%20popular%20beer%20brand,gallons%20of%20beer%20each%20year.
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
It is not. Heineken is. Or Snow depending on how to measure.
Iblamemyparentstoo
https://www.gopuff.com/blog/food-drink/the-12-most-popular-beers-in-the-world
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
https://m.drinksint.com/news/fullstory.php/aid/9875/Brands_Report_2022:_Beer.html
puffcorn237
Data from 106 bars
Iblamemyparentstoo
Sorry but it's Budweiser ....
ADegenFromUpcountry
How many gallons of Budweiser were sold worldwide last year, versus Heineken, Guinness, Stella, etc?
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
You’re right as we just talk market share, not volume.
jimfalconer611
Well I didn’t vote for it
bacononbacon
SageOfDepth
You don't vote for kings
HawkmanXLII
Maybe you're being oppressed.
InternationalNitWit
You don't vote for kings!
jewbacca001
His statement is true then!
Vandalhaven
The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering aluminum. Held aloft an empty can from the bosom of the water.
Vandalhaven
Signifying by devine right that I should become king, and bottle that water straight from the lake and call it Budweiser.
JusticePhrall
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
TheIronPenguin
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a beer at you!
Dogman1227
CaptSchmidtGaming
After 20 years of bitter and sour craft beers, I've come to appreciate the basic bitch that is Budwieser in a bottle.
onesidedsquare
I've gone back to coors
Strategicgnomer
You know you can get craft beers in varieties other than farmhouse and ipa right? Lagers, golden ales, witbier, pilsners, etc.
CaptSchmidtGaming
yes. and it was with this insane variety I decided to include budweiser as an option. and guess what. its all right!!!
CaptSchmidtGaming
don't get me wrong. I still drink all those lagers and golden ales too... just... the only hate budweiser deserves is being a monolithic CO.
Strategicgnomer
Well, that's plenty...
schismatosis
It is. I prefer coors banquet but bud is fine. I love ipas and high alcohol craft beers too but beer snobs can suck it
CaptSchmidtGaming
I live Near the Coors Facility. Go electric skateboarding around the worlds largest brewery. its neat.
plainoldfool
Oddly enough... I hte Budweiser but can enjoy a Bud Lite. Coors Light is basically water but I really dig Coors Golden.