cryborg

1355457 pts · December 25, 2015


Asinine.

Bill Hader impressions

Points 458
Comments 33
Views 18761

Important words to pay attention to

Points 34
Comments 1
Views 612

My GF says the words I use to try to arouse her are not very sexy

Points 33
Comments 16
Views 1113

NASA kicks asteroid off course

Points 32
Comments 9
Views 1280

Dr. McCoy's mistake

Points 39
Comments 11
Views 1117

Sometimes my eyes play tricks on me, but I'm blaming my brain this time.

Points 40
Comments 12
Views 1437

Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown. En Español

Points 17
Comments 7
Views 838

Kermit (right), Constantine (left) and Ricky Gervais on Alan Carr Chatty Man

Points 33
Comments 5
Views 1102

When my boss asks me if I want to debug his project while I'm debugging my own project and turn them both in on time so we both look good

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 697

Memes & other things 73 "Laughing with You"

Points 32
Comments 1
Views 1528

Signs

Points 30
Comments 15
Views 1818

A historic agreement

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 514

Christmas is my cake day. I created cryborg 10 years ago. I drank too much. I think I peed in the kitchen.

Points 13
Comments 9
Views 388

This is not a selfie. It is a real holiday shitpost.

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 669

Jonesi

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 756

A little joke

Points 29
Comments 11
Views 1017

"Sorry. The PS5 is two Washingtons and a Lincoln. I can give you a Metaverse gift card."

Points 41
Comments 6
Views 1562

I'm definitely too thirsty

Points 39
Comments 12
Views 1397

BIG bada boom!

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 1069

What are we fighting for?

Points 14
Comments 11
Views 1099

Memes & other things 74 "Not Selfies"

Points 33
Comments 8
Views 887

Conan was a mall Santa

Points 32
Comments 2
Views 1482

Good morning

Points 24
Comments 4
Views 939

Life

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 611

Lego put chips in their bricks

Points 38
Comments 25
Views 1589

Lucy's psychiatric assistant

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 716

You can upload videos

Points 23
Comments 11
Views 983

Just a few

Points 40
Comments 3
Views 1784

Memes & other things 70 "How to Survive the Holidays with Your Family"

Points 49
Comments 4
Views 2240

Memes & other things 71 "Drinking to Survive the Holidays"

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 1295

My head

Points 21
Comments 5
Views 973

Memes & other things 65 "MFW I Got You The Wrong Christmas Gift"

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 1547

Do you have any idea?

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 828

Memes & other things 72 "Vintage Greetings"

Points 282
Comments 14
Views 19513

I don't understand women

Points 34
Comments 20
Views 1253

I love imgur dump

Points 15
Comments 11
Views 1227

That guy from Smallville, Kansas.

Points 23
Comments 28
Views 1220

imgur problems

Points 20
Comments 7
Views 1209

Thank you, U.K. We do not deserve Miriam Margolyes — nor Sir Laurence Olivier.

Points 276
Comments 37
Views 17992

When I realize the "bug" only affects MP4s and I can still upload GIFs

Points 23
Comments 7
Views 1219

A holiday wish for you

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 1023

Memes & other things 61 "Find Someone Who"

Points 36
Comments 6
Views 1497

Do you remember when they said we might be fucking up our planet?

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 904

Bob Ross' pocket squirrel Peapod

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 925

Memes & other things 62 "Sleep"

Points 39
Comments 0
Views 1415

I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins.

Points 15
Comments 1
Views 855

Bo Burnham "Art Is Dead"

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 731

Memes & other things 59: Please be  nice to retail employees this weekend.

Points 33
Comments 4
Views 1461

Jimmy Carr "You saved my son's life/I want my money!"

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 988

Cousins

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 335
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