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Oct 26, 2016 7:51 PM
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rainbowabsolutglass
These are so fucking stupid. That cartoonist is an idiot.
cpcgamer
[Whatever the top comment was last time]
Tralakar
#1 So I get to go home, do nothing, and get paid? All right.
Monolith42
Finally, comic post that is funny!!
springelmogizmo
"heath cookies: $50 a box" - whole foods
regretthisalready
The carpet is black.
DeannaZone
That last one + 1
Fincozmoz
The bear and fox one made me chuckle
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
some of these are good. the others are good.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Jokes on you, vacation here is paid.
Corrodias
Here, too. Permanent, Paid Time Off would be fantastic.
deeviralbuzz
Is that a giant fucking repost?
PoetDesmond
That bear one hit me in the feels for some reason.
RichardNyxon
He just wanted to be a junior ranger scout
bobjbob
http://toonhole.com
MachineInterface
#15 most paper today comes from sustainable tree farms, and paper consumsion has dramatically diminished due to increase reliance on 1/
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computer; the main causes of deforestation today are the furniture industry and making way for farmland.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Hahahahahaha casual racism.
Tzcomsic
seanyamz
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GarryLazerEyes
3 edgy 5 me
squishiebunnie
It's ironic
Mongo50
Stop resisting!!! Had me crying.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Pointlesscommentary
I have literally done this because I'm a petulant asshole when I'm tired
ThePigeons
#4
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NIC0LANGEL0
Thank you for crediting me! :)
MrMerr
MrMerr
http://imgur.com/549ag bonus)
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NotSoSmartAlek
fan panel.
ThePigeons
oh. i *knew* there was a reason that no dumps seemed to include it.
NotSoSmartAlek
It does get posted sometimes though.
Metacognitivemystery
I swear comic number 4 has an extra panel where the woman takes off a mask and it's his proud father... I might be wrong.
Broodgar
Artist added after suggestions
ghostgetter
It's better with the last part
Canisiel
Really? Whoa. That final panel really adds to the comedic value of that strip.
NakedBurrito
It was made by a fan on memecenter
Polidon
I posted that one time and got absolutely FUCKED by Imgur for it
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
so #4 for the lazy.
twee3oh3
I'm seeing the other replies saying it's fan made. I was with you thinking totally missing the last panel.
Redgamer155
The original doesn't have it.
Showhermyoface
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
I will never not laugh at this.
Jevus
That makes it so so so so so much better than the original.
thilakshan
The better version.
TheOptionToNot
Macklin, you son if a bitch.
rolumancats
That means he made out with his dad
ThatWhichRemains
That's a fan made panel, not part of the original one
PeanutButterNCrackSandwhich
... It should be.
wawaweewee
The fan made version is way better.
ShartShrapnel
It's not part of the original
MinnesotaTom
I almost sure an imgurian made it in response to someones comment saying thats how it should end.
Thelightningcount123
Bullshit there is literally no joke then
Inmate45
I agree wholeheartedly. Anyone who down voted you is too easily amused.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
That's a dumb thing of you to say
FROZENpyle
The joke is literally that he's not hitting a woman, like his dad tells him too
rizion
yeah but then there is still no funny
PlatyPunch
No, you're correct
TGWeaver
No, they're not. It's an edit.
MuchWOWveryGiraffe
That part made me erect.
Dicho83
I'm proud of you, son.
Metacognitivemystery
Oh good, I prefer that! :P
EvenStevensEvenSemen
You're kinda correcT. It's an addition done dirty memer added, not the original artist
Metacognitivemystery
Ohhh!
RedClaws23
#15 the number of trees on earth is greater than it was 50 years ago and is increasing faster than the human population. Well-informed 1/2
Canisiel
It's not about the number of trees on the planet, it's about losing vital trees which house wildlife and spread well throughout the planet.
RedClaws23
See my reply to Radicool
RedClaws23
2/2 environmentalists concern themselves with real issues, like plastic. Oh, also the Ozone is healing itself
AmorphousPorpous
The Ozone is just now starting to heal. Of we stop pushing green tech, that progress will reverse.
GrandmaSlappy
The reason that's happening is because people care to start stopping the egregious practices. Sounds like a reason to continue to care.
RedClaws23
Absolutely. Like I said, plastic is the issue. Our current practices end up with it either littered or melted into toxic gh gases.
GrandmaSlappy
While technically true, we're still fucking ourselves in the environmental ass. Hard. Like, we're all going to die and soon hard.
RedClaws23
Don't worry, statistically speaking I'm still very confident we'll nuke the planet before climate change kills us
Radicool21
Yeah, the problem isn't so much 'numbers of trees', but deforestation, which is a HUGE loss of biodiversity and has a number of potentially
RedClaws23
Absolutely! Deforestation is a huge problem, but clear cutting isn't used to make paper, so the comic was off base is all.
Radicool21
disastrous consequences, especially when considering the number of animal and plant species of that are already at risk.
RedClaws23
Especially including the biodiversity that hasn't even been documented. It's been estimated that hundreds of species of insects in the amazo
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n were brought to extinction by human deforestation without ever having been documented to exist
cheesecake7
Wait what, really? This is news to me!
RedClaws23
Which part? I'm an astrophysicist and NASA satellites have been monitoring both of those, so I ended up more in the know than most.
cheesecake7
The healing ozone part? That sounds like good news right?
RedClaws23
Yeah! It's proven much more variable than previously predicted, and therefore our impact was less permanent so far. We still need reform,1/2