rizion

45302 pts ยท September 23, 2014


I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader, I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada Though I'm certain they're really really nice.I have a Prime minister not a President. I speak English and French, NOT American. And I pronounce it about not aboot.I can proudly sew my counties flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping not policing. Diversity not assimilation.And that the Beaver is a truly proud and noble animal! A toque is a hat! A chesterfield is a couch! And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE! ZED! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! And the BEST part of North America! My name is Rizion and I! AM! CANADIAN! Selfie: http://i.imgur.com/WHcx61f.gif ...I'm a god-damn sexual tyrannosaurus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnsjOA1G3wE I also have a glorious mane of a beard PEACE is a LIE, there is only PASSION Through PASSION, I gain STRENGTH Through STRENGTH, I gain POWER Through POWER, I gain VICTORY Through VICTORY my CHAINS are BROKEN The FORCE shall set me FREE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...what secrets could be hidden below??.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LOL MADE YOU LOOK!

Its my cake day so enjoy a couple shots of my buddy Toulouse

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Secret Santa just came in today! Thanks!

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Dear Imgur

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In honour of "National Pet Day" here are some pictures of Klaus (grey and white) and Toulouse (orange)

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The most important lesson taught by Disney

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You know you wanna

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No cable for years and still stuck in this loop

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My cat really like to play with his tail

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Caturday mornings

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So long and thanks for all the tits

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Celebrating the 29th in style

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Happy Caturday

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The most important step a person can take is the next one...

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Posting weird shit

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MRW I see GoT dumps/spoilers but I'm all caught up

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When you ask her to rewatch The Witcher for the 12th time...

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Who you callin' Pinhead??

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MRW I finally hit 30k fake internet points and get a bronzed giraffe

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Ladies and Gents, just a reminder.

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Playing Cards Against Humanity with Ted Cruz

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MRW I log on and see its the 29th

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Anyone else?

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20min into netflix and chill and he gives you this look...

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Never forget Kenny Rogers

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Tip for anyone pouring themselves some pop over the Easter weekend

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Having a rough day? Have a Klaus

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What Heresy is this!?!?

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Imgur servers receiving Secret Santa Gift

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Canada Day Dump Of Awesome Canadian things

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So apperntly the come in Rainbow colour too

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Canadian Slang

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Her Face When...

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Browsing imgur on the 29th like

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Hey imgur...

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The Average Imgur Users

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MRW I see all the pokemon go posts but its not avalible in Canada yet

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Gustavo Augustus III

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They're finally becoming real!!

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MRW the memes are dank as fuck

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House Targaryen Family Tree

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assholes everywhere

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Adopted this little guy today

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What Mondays should really be about

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MRW I log on to see its my Cake day

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MRW I see all these posts titled RHM

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RHM you say? Why not some....

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Proof

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MRW Its RHM and Im sick of people reposting the same pics every week

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Canadian Gambling

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My birthday plans for today (and St Patrick's tomorrow)

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Cause its the 29th

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So you like Transformers eh?

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Gus aka Gustavo Agustus III Purrher of the 4th Riech

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Welcome to South Africa Tours!

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Here is a wallpaper I made

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MRW its the 29th and my shitpost still die in usersub

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My little shit disturber

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