Pointlesscommentary

51855 pts ยท October 12, 2015


28. Male. Single. Double. Quadruple. Never seen the Lion King. Looking for a woman to watch it with and help me raise my children. Two of them. Duke and Emmett. They're a baby cactus in the kitchen window and an unidentified houseplant on the coffee table, respectively. Emmett is cool. Duke listens to questionable music and yells at kids on the street. Sorry in advance. Back to me. I've never sent a dick pic but I have photocopied my genitals and left them on Jeff's desk at work. I hate that guy. Doesn't water his plants. If this hits front page I'll write a song about the top comment. A ballad, actually. It could win a Grammy. One last thing. Nevermind bye.

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